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I read and I make memes. Sometimes I'm smart.

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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Me lately: "I need to take a break from the Cosmere. I've been neck-deep in it for four years now, and if I don't get some distance I *will* go insane." Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I think dogs are the closest to spren we can have. Once we train them to talk, we'll be unstoppable. Also, A+ name right there. ❤️
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
At this point, I may be convinced that I've been thrown face-first into the Spiritual Realm and am living in a non-stop vision created to destroy my mind. Like... every time I check the news, none of this seems remotely real. Someone fetch me a spren... or a snarky bard.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Eeeeexcellent ❤️
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ever accidentally say a fantasy curse word out loud in a professional setting? Like... I said "Holy crem" in the presence of my director and VP, and I didn't realize it until I noticed their confused expressions.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I definitely did.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Aaaaagreeeeed. This book was...... A LOT.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I certainly understand. I got ZERO reading done during Christmas vacation because I had my kids constantly demanding attention. It wasn't until they were back into their normal routine that I was able to make progress.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I finished Wind and Truth. If you need me, I'll be staring blankly at the ceiling and waiting for my brain to reboot. That book was the wildest twelve novels I've ever read.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Official request to have "Just entered the last 100 pages of a Sanderson novel" included as a medically approved absence from work. Let's get that crem covered by FMLA, y'all.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I didn't have "Debating the merits of Who physiology and lore in relation to Dr. Seuss' characterization of Cindy Lou Who with a bunch of strangers on the internet" on my 2024 Bingo card and yet here we are 😶🥲
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh I'm right there with you. I love Shallan. I think she's a very complex, nuanced character who gets way more criticism because people hate teenaged girls far more than any other type of character in literature. The misogyny is rough.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I have some theories about why people hate her. Some are valid (she does some genuinely classist/racist things in early content)... some of them are not...
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I NEEEEED IIIIIIIIT.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
His role in Wicked was 1000% Adolin-coded.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Yesssssssss YESSSSSSS
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
OK, I'm not a casting director by any means... but I need Jonathan Bailey to be SOMEWHERE in the Cosmere. Anywhere. Just. Put him in the Cosmere. I'm a ride-or-die anime adaptation proponent, but I would put my ass in a movie theater seat for a live action adaptation if it has Jonathan Bailey in it.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
(Marsh has two points 😌)
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Sometimes I look at literally everything around us and think, "...........Kelsier has a point."
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
This is not related to literally anything I do on here. But I just watched Wicked. And good heavens, what a movie. I need to watch it again eight more times.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Yeah, I took a BIG step back from Reddit because of just how misogynistic that space has been when I tiptoed into it. *shudders*
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I take that personally. #stormlightarchive #kaladinstormblessed
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
LISTEN. We just having a silly, goofy time out here in the interspace. Not all of us memorize things Sando says. We can chill. We can be cool. We can be wrong and laugh. ...right? #cosmere #fantasybooks (For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
During a team meeting, my coworkers asked me how my trip to Utah went. Over the course of the next fifteen minutes, without intending to, I told them all about the #cosmere and the massive event that was #dsnx24. Eight professionals in the finance industry now know that I'm a Major Nerd™️. Huzzah.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
*sobs*
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Them: "I read fantasy to escape the real world." Fantasy: *depicts violent uprisings against corrupt governments, apocalyptic events, and oppressed minorities fighting against those who have wronged them* Me: "My guy... I don't know how to tell you this..."
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm so glad!! ❤️ It's one of my absolute favorites.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I forgot how to breathe the moment I cracked this book open ngl. #stormlightarchive #cosmere
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I'm so glad I got to meet you! Honor, life, and jade ❤️
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
We don't hit the ground running. We hit the ground sliding face-first, Edgedancer style.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Yeah I'm low-key terrified of looking at my bank account 😭
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Lolol I THINK they'll sell them on the Dragonsteel online shop in the near future. They usually put any overflow inventory from the conventions online until they sell out.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
These little assholes are creating quite the hubbub at SLC airport. If you bring your chull plushie through the TSA line, be prepared for a delay. The beads at the bottom show up as a suspicious material on the scanner, and agents have to physically inspect them. #dsnx24
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'm here for the punchy punchy stabby stabby.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If you're here at Dragonsteel Nexus, come see me at the Lightweaving and Willshaping panel! We'll be talking about the good, bad, and in between of operating social media platforms in the Cosmere fandom. I'll hang back after the panel to answer questions, take pictures, and gush about the Cosmere! ❤️
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Spotify Wrapped gettin' real specific over here.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I LOVED that moment. 😍
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Incredible time here at Dragonsteel Nexus! ❤️ Can't wait for the Wind and Truth release party! #DSNX24 #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #cosmere
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Lemme see if I can open a perpendicularity for you 😌❤️
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My Texan ass rolling up to Salt Lake City tomorrow for Dragonsteel Nexus like:
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We're not about that energy right now mmkay? Mmkay. #stormlightarchive ##cosmere #windandtruth
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Scroll of Truth needs to be quiet for a while.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Spoilers for Well of Ascension When Vin steel-pushed herself atop the wall and wielded a giant sword to lay waste to hoards of Kolass armies, you better believe I imagined her as Mikasa from Attack on Titan.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Getting my therapist ready.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I swore to myself I'd refrain from talking about the Cosmere this Thanksgiving. My family could use a break from it, and I don't want to annoy them. That lasted until someone asked me if I'm looking forward to going to Utah next week. This is on them.
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Johnny O’Neal @johnnyoneal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
In one week, the Cosmere RPG team will be headed to Dragonsteel Nexus! And on Friday night at 9 pm, these core team members will take the stage to reveal the latest secrets about our Stormlight and Mistborn campaign settings coming in 2025 and 2026. If you're at the con, don't miss this panel!
A portion of the Cosmere Roleplaying Game team who will be Dragonsteel Nexus 2024: Johnny O'Neal (Creative Director), Lyla Fujiwara (Project Lead), Lydia Suen (Lead Writer), Katie Payne (Art Director), Ross Leiser (Designer)c and Meric Moir (Writer)
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
😆 i love that
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
We are not the same. #cosmere #warbreaker #booksofbluesky
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This gem has become a go-to lately. 😏😍
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