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I read and I make memes. Sometimes I'm smart.

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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Me lately: "I need to take a break from the Cosmere. I've been neck-deep in it for four years now, and if I don't get some distance I *will* go insane." Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
At this point, I may be convinced that I've been thrown face-first into the Spiritual Realm and am living in a non-stop vision created to destroy my mind. Like... every time I check the news, none of this seems remotely real. Someone fetch me a spren... or a snarky bard.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ever accidentally say a fantasy curse word out loud in a professional setting? Like... I said "Holy crem" in the presence of my director and VP, and I didn't realize it until I noticed their confused expressions.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I finished Wind and Truth. If you need me, I'll be staring blankly at the ceiling and waiting for my brain to reboot. That book was the wildest twelve novels I've ever read.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Official request to have "Just entered the last 100 pages of a Sanderson novel" included as a medically approved absence from work. Let's get that crem covered by FMLA, y'all.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I didn't have "Debating the merits of Who physiology and lore in relation to Dr. Seuss' characterization of Cindy Lou Who with a bunch of strangers on the internet" on my 2024 Bingo card and yet here we are 😶🥲
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I NEEEEED IIIIIIIIT.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
OK, I'm not a casting director by any means... but I need Jonathan Bailey to be SOMEWHERE in the Cosmere. Anywhere. Just. Put him in the Cosmere. I'm a ride-or-die anime adaptation proponent, but I would put my ass in a movie theater seat for a live action adaptation if it has Jonathan Bailey in it.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Sometimes I look at literally everything around us and think, "...........Kelsier has a point."
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
This is not related to literally anything I do on here. But I just watched Wicked. And good heavens, what a movie. I need to watch it again eight more times.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I take that personally. #stormlightarchive #kaladinstormblessed
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
LISTEN. We just having a silly, goofy time out here in the interspace. Not all of us memorize things Sando says. We can chill. We can be cool. We can be wrong and laugh. ...right? #cosmere #fantasybooks (For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
During a team meeting, my coworkers asked me how my trip to Utah went. Over the course of the next fifteen minutes, without intending to, I told them all about the #cosmere and the massive event that was #dsnx24. Eight professionals in the finance industry now know that I'm a Major Nerd™️. Huzzah.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Them: "I read fantasy to escape the real world." Fantasy: *depicts violent uprisings against corrupt governments, apocalyptic events, and oppressed minorities fighting against those who have wronged them* Me: "My guy... I don't know how to tell you this..."
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I forgot how to breathe the moment I cracked this book open ngl. #stormlightarchive #cosmere
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
These little assholes are creating quite the hubbub at SLC airport. If you bring your chull plushie through the TSA line, be prepared for a delay. The beads at the bottom show up as a suspicious material on the scanner, and agents have to physically inspect them. #dsnx24
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'm here for the punchy punchy stabby stabby.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If you're here at Dragonsteel Nexus, come see me at the Lightweaving and Willshaping panel! We'll be talking about the good, bad, and in between of operating social media platforms in the Cosmere fandom. I'll hang back after the panel to answer questions, take pictures, and gush about the Cosmere! ❤️
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Spotify Wrapped gettin' real specific over here.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Incredible time here at Dragonsteel Nexus! ❤️ Can't wait for the Wind and Truth release party! #DSNX24 #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #cosmere
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My Texan ass rolling up to Salt Lake City tomorrow for Dragonsteel Nexus like:
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We're not about that energy right now mmkay? Mmkay. #stormlightarchive ##cosmere #windandtruth
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Scroll of Truth needs to be quiet for a while.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Getting my therapist ready.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I swore to myself I'd refrain from talking about the Cosmere this Thanksgiving. My family could use a break from it, and I don't want to annoy them. That lasted until someone asked me if I'm looking forward to going to Utah next week. This is on them.
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Johnny O’Neal @johnnyoneal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
In one week, the Cosmere RPG team will be headed to Dragonsteel Nexus! And on Friday night at 9 pm, these core team members will take the stage to reveal the latest secrets about our Stormlight and Mistborn campaign settings coming in 2025 and 2026. If you're at the con, don't miss this panel!
A portion of the Cosmere Roleplaying Game team who will be Dragonsteel Nexus 2024: Johnny O'Neal (Creative Director), Lyla Fujiwara (Project Lead), Lydia Suen (Lead Writer), Katie Payne (Art Director), Ross Leiser (Designer)c and Meric Moir (Writer)
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
We are not the same. #cosmere #warbreaker #booksofbluesky
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If you're going to Dragonsteel Nexus this year, I hope to see you there! I'll be on the Lightweaving and Willshaping discussion panel on Saturday from 3:30 to 4:15 PM.
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Brotherwise Games @brotherwisegames.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Join us at Dragonsteel Nexus 2024 during the State of the Cosmere RPG Panel on Friday, December 6th at 9:00 PM! Get a behind-the-scenes look at the progress of the RPG, and get the chance to ask the RPG team questions! Tickets are free at: tabletop.events/conventions/... #DSNX24
Dragonsteel Nexus 24 State of the Cosmere RPG Panel Members on a blue background depicting the constellations from the Cosmere

Panel members include: 
- Johnny O'Neal, Creative Director
- Lyla Fujiwara, Project Lead
- Lydia Suen, Lead Writer
- Katie Payne, Art Director
- Ross Leiser, Designer
- Meric Moir, Writer
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Aragorn: "You have my sword." Legolas: "And my bow." Gimli: "And my axe." Kaladin: "And my glare." Gandolf: "What good does that—" Kaladin: *glares broodlingly* Gandolf: "...nmvd we're borrowing him."
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Brandon Sanderson has been pretty vocal about being a huge fan of Final Fantasy X. So if I had the chance, I would absolutely ask him if Zahel was based on Auron. #stormlightarchive #books #finalfantasyx #Cosmere
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I saw a post one time that said all the gifts from The 12 Days of Christmas were all actually a type of bird. And all I could think was...... holy crem that's a lot of chickens. #bookstagram #Cosmere #stormlightarchive #thewayofkings
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Combine the book release with holiday shopping, traveling, the Seasonal Big Sad, and personal grief, and I'll be surprised if I manage to shower in December. *jingle jingle*
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My favorite Grumpy/Sunshine pair 🥰
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
OK, listen. I'm not saying I make all my life decisions based on a single book series. But I MAY have been persuaded to download this storming app because its logo reminds me of Syl. And MAYBE the idea of having a little windspren in my pocket everywhere I go appealed to me more than it should have.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Influencers adding yet another app like:
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#kaladin was the adult babysitting the entire crew, let's be honest. #stormlightarchive #cosmere #books #fantasy
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It was a close call.
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StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I came here because it's only fitting. After all, the sky and the winds belong to Kaladin "Avoiding My Problems with the Gift of Flight" Stormblessed. #stormlightarchive #cosmere #books #fantasybooks
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