StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Me lately: "I need to take a break from the Cosmere. I've been neck-deep in it for four years now, and if I don't get some distance I *will* go insane." Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time." 4420
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025At this point, I may be convinced that I've been thrown face-first into the Spiritual Realm and am living in a non-stop vision created to destroy my mind. Like... every time I check the news, none of this seems remotely real. Someone fetch me a spren... or a snarky bard. 2500
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Ever accidentally say a fantasy curse word out loud in a professional setting? Like... I said "Holy crem" in the presence of my director and VP, and I didn't realize it until I noticed their confused expressions. 13453
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I finished Wind and Truth. If you need me, I'll be staring blankly at the ceiling and waiting for my brain to reboot. That book was the wildest twelve novels I've ever read. 8735
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Official request to have "Just entered the last 100 pages of a Sanderson novel" included as a medically approved absence from work. Let's get that crem covered by FMLA, y'all. 1420
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I didn't have "Debating the merits of Who physiology and lore in relation to Dr. Seuss' characterization of Cindy Lou Who with a bunch of strangers on the internet" on my 2024 Bingo card and yet here we are 😶🥲 170
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024OK, I'm not a casting director by any means... but I need Jonathan Bailey to be SOMEWHERE in the Cosmere. Anywhere. Just. Put him in the Cosmere. I'm a ride-or-die anime adaptation proponent, but I would put my ass in a movie theater seat for a live action adaptation if it has Jonathan Bailey in it. 5100
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Sometimes I look at literally everything around us and think, "...........Kelsier has a point." 2361
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024This is not related to literally anything I do on here. But I just watched Wicked. And good heavens, what a movie. I need to watch it again eight more times. 1150
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I take that personally. #stormlightarchive #kaladinstormblessed 1222
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024LISTEN. We just having a silly, goofy time out here in the interspace. Not all of us memorize things Sando says. We can chill. We can be cool. We can be wrong and laugh. ...right? #cosmere #fantasybooks (For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.) 3200
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024During a team meeting, my coworkers asked me how my trip to Utah went. Over the course of the next fifteen minutes, without intending to, I told them all about the #cosmere and the massive event that was #dsnx24. Eight professionals in the finance industry now know that I'm a Major Nerd™️. Huzzah. 2230
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Them: "I read fantasy to escape the real world." Fantasy: *depicts violent uprisings against corrupt governments, apocalyptic events, and oppressed minorities fighting against those who have wronged them* Me: "My guy... I don't know how to tell you this..." 3302
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I forgot how to breathe the moment I cracked this book open ngl. #stormlightarchive #cosmere 4492
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024These little assholes are creating quite the hubbub at SLC airport. If you bring your chull plushie through the TSA line, be prepared for a delay. The beads at the bottom show up as a suspicious material on the scanner, and agents have to physically inspect them. #dsnx24 5250
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I'm here for the punchy punchy stabby stabby. 0180
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If you're here at Dragonsteel Nexus, come see me at the Lightweaving and Willshaping panel! We'll be talking about the good, bad, and in between of operating social media platforms in the Cosmere fandom. I'll hang back after the panel to answer questions, take pictures, and gush about the Cosmere! ❤️ 090
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Spotify Wrapped gettin' real specific over here. 0264
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Incredible time here at Dragonsteel Nexus! ❤️ Can't wait for the Wind and Truth release party! #DSNX24 #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #cosmere 1390
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024My Texan ass rolling up to Salt Lake City tomorrow for Dragonsteel Nexus like:media.tenor.coma cartoon penguin wearing a hat and a shirt with palm trees on itALT: a cartoon penguin wearing a hat and a shirt with palm trees on it 2200
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024We're not about that energy right now mmkay? Mmkay. #stormlightarchive ##cosmere #windandtruth 0151
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Scroll of Truth needs to be quiet for a while. 1211
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I swore to myself I'd refrain from talking about the Cosmere this Thanksgiving. My family could use a break from it, and I don't want to annoy them. That lasted until someone asked me if I'm looking forward to going to Utah next week. This is on them. 2270
Reposted by StormlightMemesJohnny O’Neal @johnnyoneal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024In one week, the Cosmere RPG team will be headed to Dragonsteel Nexus! And on Friday night at 9 pm, these core team members will take the stage to reveal the latest secrets about our Stormlight and Mistborn campaign settings coming in 2025 and 2026. If you're at the con, don't miss this panel! 25210
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024We are not the same. #cosmere #warbreaker #booksofbluesky 1373
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024If you're going to Dragonsteel Nexus this year, I hope to see you there! I'll be on the Lightweaving and Willshaping discussion panel on Saturday from 3:30 to 4:15 PM. 0130
Reposted by StormlightMemesBrotherwise Games @brotherwisegames.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Join us at Dragonsteel Nexus 2024 during the State of the Cosmere RPG Panel on Friday, December 6th at 9:00 PM! Get a behind-the-scenes look at the progress of the RPG, and get the chance to ask the RPG team questions! Tickets are free at: tabletop.events/conventions/... #DSNX24 2416
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Aragorn: "You have my sword." Legolas: "And my bow." Gimli: "And my axe." Kaladin: "And my glare." Gandolf: "What good does that—" Kaladin: *glares broodlingly* Gandolf: "...nmvd we're borrowing him." 1302
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Brandon Sanderson has been pretty vocal about being a huge fan of Final Fantasy X. So if I had the chance, I would absolutely ask him if Zahel was based on Auron. #stormlightarchive #books #finalfantasyx #Cosmere 1230
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I saw a post one time that said all the gifts from The 12 Days of Christmas were all actually a type of bird. And all I could think was...... holy crem that's a lot of chickens. #bookstagram #Cosmere #stormlightarchive #thewayofkings 0230
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Combine the book release with holiday shopping, traveling, the Seasonal Big Sad, and personal grief, and I'll be surprised if I manage to shower in December. *jingle jingle* 0132
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024OK, listen. I'm not saying I make all my life decisions based on a single book series. But I MAY have been persuaded to download this storming app because its logo reminds me of Syl. And MAYBE the idea of having a little windspren in my pocket everywhere I go appealed to me more than it should have. 1160
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Influencers adding yet another app like:media.tenor.coma woman opens a cabinet in a kitchen with a microwave above itALT: a woman opens a cabinet in a kitchen with a microwave above it 090
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024#kaladin was the adult babysitting the entire crew, let's be honest. #stormlightarchive #cosmere #books #fantasy 1727
StormlightMemes @stormlightmemes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I came here because it's only fitting. After all, the sky and the winds belong to Kaladin "Avoiding My Problems with the Gift of Flight" Stormblessed. #stormlightarchive #cosmere #books #fantasybooks 0180