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StormKern

@stormkern.bsky.social
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Software engineer that pretends to be a dragon, sometimes a pool toy

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Feath🌠 🔜Infurnity @paintinfeather.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Process of the recent work🏃
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 26/09/2026
Team Cozy or Team Creepy? 🍂 Tell me which cart is yours -also, can you find Vincent...? 🔍
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't today could feel any more fall like. Overcast, cool, damp with a heavy mist/light drizzle, breezy.
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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
i've made either the best or worst resonite camera gimmick, depending on how you feel about it
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Part Time Dragons @parttimedragons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you like hoodies?
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Mysticwildcraft @mysticwildcraft.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's dangerous to go alone.. take this!
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🙃 Project manager was over for final measurements for entry doors. Front door is a 1/2 inch out of spec for a standard size, so it is now a custom sized door. Sales rep said its going to add another $1,000 (includes the storm door).
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beffums ✨ @beffums.fun · 15/09/2026
oh he's getting hosed down alright.
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Willow Creative @willowcreativ.com · 11/09/2026
Finished dragonborn
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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A drawing of a crow standing in the rain. The caption reads, "It's okay to just muddle through right now. "Good enough" is, in fact, good enough."
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One silver lining for being on call for this data center migration is I can kind of white lie my way out going to this family event with relatives I'm kind of meh about.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Being a branch manager is hard work.
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Entry doors ordered, came to a little less than I expected. Gave a pretty hefty discount because they did windows last year. Probably won't get installed till around Thanksgiving at best.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know I haven't gotten/posted commissions to FA in quite some time, but the audacity
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Silly goose
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gross, work just announced a Chief Artificial Intelligence Officer. And its exactly what you think it is.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Neighbors are supposed to have an open house today, don't think they're gonna get a lot of showings
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🍔 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/05/07/off-menu
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
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Ankle Biting Creature (18+) [COMMISSIONS CLOSED] @horriblewolverine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I heard you TF Enthusiasts love bad ending scenarios. How's this one?
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Planning on replacing a couple entry doors (front door and side door) soon as it's just time to replace them (worn and tired). Tough picking everything out, specially with trying to stay with the mid century modern look of the house.
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DekoNSFW 👀👄👀 @dekonsfw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There will always be people who appreciate what YOU make, it just might take them a while to find you.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Been very pool toy brain lately. Wanting to be a pool toy "halfing" with big ol pool toy dragon legs and paws, and tail has been such a mood.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That's one way to start the work week, haha. We had a batch process bring down enterprise directory for the entire company.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When the breeze smells good
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Out for walk with my mom at a county park. Let dogs cool at the lake. As we were leaving, a pit bull got loose and severely attacked one of my mom's dogs. She ran off and couldn't find her. Was found about a mile down the road 2 hours later. Don't know the extent of her injuries.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Getting settled for the weekend. #pooltoy
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lazy Friday vibes
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Natalie de Corsair @nataliedecorsair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's hot outside. Remember to water your werewolves
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
7:30 AM and it already feels like 93F/34C.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
How its gonna feel this week.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Now that it's officially summer, remember to take your pooltoy friends out of storage. 🎨 @nutcaseart.bsky.social (2019). #pooltoy
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gettin comfy for some gaming
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justGruff ➡️PAWAI 2026 @justgruff.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
trying out some paw boots concept~
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The post swimming sillies
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Finally just a good solid thunderstorm.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Been having a hard time shaking this feeling at work since the reorg. Feeling a lot less like an individual but rather a resource, an entity with x skills, and y tasks in workday/jira.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Finally getting rain. After getting less than half an inch all of May, after getting 10 inches in April.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not sure if its been allergies really kicking my butt the past few weeks, or I never got over this cold. Or both.
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ADHDinos @adhdinos.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That would be too easy
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Cam Rogers @camrogers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
He's starting the holiday weekend right
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's #TFTuesday and (almost) #PawDay?! Enjoy this oldie from 2017. 🎨 DrPickelle
2 human feet gradually turning into 3 toed digitgrade dragon paws
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's #TFTuesday and (almost) #PawDay?! Enjoy this oldie from 2017. 🎨 DrPickelle
2 human feet gradually turning into 3 toed digitgrade dragon paws
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Damn, I didnt know Dethklok was in town this weekend. Sounds like it was cut short however due to the fire alarm going off however.
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StormKern @stormkern.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Welp, the WRX is no more, at least not mine. You were a fun car to drive, but damn were you expensive to maintain. Have a Ford Maverick hybrid now. Just a little more utility now with a house to maintain.
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