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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will never be this happy
A calico cat impossibly relaxed, just zooted the fuck out, sprawled out on a couch and sleeping like there's no tomorrow.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am fucking sick when I do look on the"
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rot economy critic @rotonomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So many people are weirdly uncomfortable with the idea of a joke someone else can make about themself, that they can’t also make about that person.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I had a genie I would wish for one (1) Graham cracker
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boofing insulin to cure what ails ya
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a customer ask if my pharmacy sells shot glasses
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know so many of that movie's problems wouldn't have happened if Matt Damon hadn't bought a zoo
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoever smelt the iron dealt the iron
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All the world's a stage and I'm a shitty actor
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gonna buy a house in the punch dimension
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Life is a video game and I suck at video games
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's fucked up that cognitive behavioral therapy and cock and ball torture have the same initialism
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cannibalism
Lance crackers. One is shaped like there's a bite taken out of it
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If I told a skater boy "see ya later boy" and he became a superstar slamming on his guitar imma be honest I'd just kill myself I've totally fucked that one up
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Has anyone eaten a cow before
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kindly disregard that I suck cocks
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think Spiney Doowop is a beautiful name for a son
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may @maysuser.name · 11/09/2026
every year i always forget that not everyone is ironic about 9/11
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two girls are just sitting here and taking pictures of their appetizers at Chili's Girlypop your mozzarella brick isn't ✨aesthetic✨ sorry to break it to you
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To seriouspost for a second, I was very young when 9/11 happened (like six to be exact), but I still remember a decent amount of it. My dad, who is fairly conservative, was ABSOLUTELY convinced we had to invade someone in the days after it happened
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is Chesapikachu Bay anything
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How do I get my birthday changed
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dawg I can't afford this shit how am I supposed to kill a werewolf on the cheap
10 Oz Rhodium & Gold Enhanced.50 Caliber Silver Bullet.999 Fine
Costs $1225.00 
Free shipping though!
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A womanizer sounds like a machine that turns you into a girl
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fred Flintstone points a gun at Barney's head. "This is for my pebbles." He pulls the trigger. A dinosaur pops out the barrel and bites Barney's head off. "It's a living," it squawks.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thinking about going woke
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dude my cyanide was laced with a little too much Vitamin D. Coulda killed me.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My mom wants to make a Bluesky account the worst thing ever
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fucking how
A picture of a dialect map (my dialect map to be exact) from mydialect.us indicating I have a New Jersey accent 
Text says: 

-You talk most like someone from New Jersey about 57% of your answers match a typical residenr
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thinking about moving to Idaho and getting a job as a potato
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This looks like what would happen if Webtoon made live action shows
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thinking about eating leaves
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 31/08/2026
No shade to either of these posters, but they both posted this today and like At what point to we stop framing "the fourth estate is captured by white supremacist reactionaries actively trying to make fascism happen" as a rhetorical possibility instead of literally what is happening in real time
Anil Dash posted: I'm curious, if "eggs expensive under Biden" was newsworthy, how come "Trump intentionally caused every single fucking thing to be heinously expensive" isn't a story?Mark Jacob posted: Does anyone have an explanation for why major media aren't reporting loudly that hte president of hte United States is out of his mind? Other than the obvious explanations of media cowardice and complicity, I mean.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thinking about growing more toes
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sliding into Mr. Coffee's DMs
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 26/08/2026
Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...
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The oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrage
XX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Have you thought about how Shadow's response to being called a faker is to go "nuh uh that's you"
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's unfathomably easy to not use AI. Nobody is attacking you for looking at the Google AI search result that nobody actually likes, we're talking about writing and working using AI as a crutch. It's really easy to not do that. Arguably easier to not do that than to do it on purpose.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s
Jimmy Eat World's 2007 album Chase this Light
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Plantar antifasciitis
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What supplements can I take to become a mermaid
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Experiencing imposter syndrome about being turtley enough for the turtle club
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What'd you guys get me for my birthday
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My man looks like Mr. Potato went to Lens Crafters
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‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp Dig
White House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump.
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Had a customer named Ashley and as I was helping her, the phone rang and the caller ID said "Ashley Drown" I thought I was in a horror movie for a sec
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Does caviar pair with Dr. Pepper
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Bodacious Monk @stoppostingisaac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well actually, Mansplaining is explaining something that you already know, and you clearly don't know anything about the Power Rangers
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