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Smack Barm Pete Wentz

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cartoonist and quilter (it's kyle)

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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear gay Seattleites, I want to be in a mean gay group chat by the end of the month. Thank you.
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 9h
They should move the gay bars to Ballard
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 13h
Two of them
Nude man reflected in multiple mirrors
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 13h
Reading this like I'm studying for the bar exam
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I kinda need to get a handful tbh
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Neutrogena Foam Cleanser @pinchofdom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me too girl tf
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🥴
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need to suck off the Chinese cooking demystified guy
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Patrick Swayze in To Wong Too?
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reading shit you would never pick up yourself and realizing your friends have bad taste is the whole point of a book club in my experience
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guys who are 40 who describe themselves as boy and guys who are 25 who describe themselves as Dad
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hardware upgrade I mean. Not just an update. Mine was old enough I wasn't getting those anymore 😬
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I only updated recently after running my 8 year old phone into the ground and it was so nice to have a functioning battery again
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫪
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok but what are you baking?
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
View from the new place
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok get on over here
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does ne1 want to hang out 2 nite
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He wants what I have
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fit check
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bro you better show me your foreskin so I can make sure there's room for your new tattoo
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We made it to Seattle but all of my hobbies/art projects are still boxed up and our apartment looks like a disaster. The hard part is over though.
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah
A cute dog (arguably) with the words "seemingly benign thing" casts a creepypasta-esque shadow that says "dark truth about thing"
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It has been noted.
A bunny tells a group of other bunnies, "many of you are callous".
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want one of those little devil horn hoods that the theythem gays wear
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nosferatu coming out of the screen on Are You Afraid of the Dark?
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think introvert as a label is really just an excuse to not show up for people and a way to gesture at a vague nebulous ableism when people (rightly) treat you like you're being an asshole.
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear gay Seattleites, I want to be in a mean gay group chat by the end of the month. Thank you.
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mysterious Production of Eggs!!!!!
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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lisa Blizzard | Drinking Chocolate Expert
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking at all of these and nodding sagely
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I don't do people pleasing anymore" okay so you're evil now, got it
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If someone says they're "pursuing joy" or "I have to protect my peace" RUN
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vampire Hunter T: Glovelust
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Regardless of whether you like their stuff or not, it sucks to watch as gay people move right without even realizing it.
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bowen used to be the principled lefty to Matt's clueless hedonist and now he's like the lib mouthpiece to Matt's also-being-there.
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something happened to the Culturistas in recent years and I feel like the shift started when iHeart acquired the show. That Mitt Romney money did something to them.
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If everyone would look back at everything I've been saying and preaching and praying and saying
Post reading We've (I think to our detriment) mostly let go of the idea of "selling out" but if anyone can bring it back it's Bowen Yang
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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"FUCK YOUR $6 MINIMUM WAGE INCREASE WE NEED STATEWIDE RENT CONTROL!" ok, how do you think the Seattle Labor Standards office should go about enacting that?
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I'm supreme leader ten minute podcast preamble banter will be met with capital punishment
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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Binder | French Dip Aficionado
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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stephanie Smith | Milk Expert
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