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@stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social
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#RESIST! Here to share STOOPID FUNNY JOKES, SO STOOPID, they're FUNNY. Aka BAD JOKES that make you LAFF. Gnomesayin'? HAVE FUN. LET'S DO THIS! Aka @scottietakeson.bluesky.social here. #MightAsWellLaugh Retired RN/ Navy vet Viet Nam Era.

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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 9h
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Chris Grekoff @wolfwoman1951.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please save Atlas. Repost please, let's find her a rescue! 🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 9h
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Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) @princesskim.bsky.social · 20h
QUINN IS SAFE!! We absolutely SAVED ANOTHER! 💥💥💥💥👇👇👇
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 12h
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Tracey [REDACT] THIS 🖕 @traceyannie.bsky.social · 20h
Time to get busy. Have a great day, folks. 😘 Later ✌️🧟‍♀️
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M⃨E⃨rlin @merlinmm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TY @dailykotzn.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @fireeyebooks.bsky.social @candycemv1.bsky.social @tcrg2012.bsky.social @pinkmouse.bsky.social @sandy232.bsky.social @snblue.bsky.social @blueskyairborne.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15h
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miaandauggie.bsky.social @miaandauggie.bsky.social · 23h
Can’t even dignify this pup with more than 1 picture?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23h
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 18h
What RFK, Jr would call WIN/ WIN.
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WilliamHaugh @williamhaugh.bsky.social · 19h
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Starving Alien Creature Close-Up
ALT: Starving Alien Creature Close-Up
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20h
If protesting didn't work, would those in power be doing everything they can right now to vilify protestors and crack down on free speech? Activist and author Annie Leonard offers an important history lesson on why protest is so important — and why it's needed now more than ever.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 20h
2/ Chatawkinbout?
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 20h
Heh?
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 21h
Hard to IMAGINE if D's did ANYthing like that. Oh, rt... @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot You scored $MILLIONS$, rt? RT? @tiffanynorton.bsky.social @docatcdi.com @rickchapterthree.bsky.social @santa-guy.bsky.social @danableedgreen.bsky.social @chuckles-s.bsky.social @docmurphydog.bsky.social
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump’s sons have recently invested in dozens of defense companies. Those companies have now raked in a staggering $6 BILLION in current or future government contracts. Corruption? Or coincidence? You be the judge.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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miaandauggie.bsky.social @miaandauggie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my GOD SOMEONE GO GET HIM
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wall Street profits and bonuses are poised to hit a record high. CEO pay is up. Corporate profits are skyrocketing. U.S. billionaire wealth is up 30% in a year. Meanwhile, inflation eats up the paychecks of working people as the social safety net is cut out from underneath them. Trumponomics.
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Wall Street Eyes Record Bonuses as Profit Heads Past $90 Billion
A blockbuster year for New York’s trading and investment-banking firms is poised to deliver record earnings for the industry, with profit on pace to exceed $90 billion, and bonuses expected to reach a...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't forget that nearly all Republicans in Congress stood by and supported Trump's... -Tax cuts for the rich -Cuts to the social safety net -Iran War -ICE abductions & National Guard deployments -Inflationary tariffs -Blatant corruption His unpopularity is theirs too — and the midterms are here.
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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sent you DM about this
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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A Prime Day reminder that Amazon... -Helps fuel ICE's deportations -Gave $1M to Trump's inauguration -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $75M for the Melania doc -Donated to Trump's ballroom -Wants to reboot The Apprentice w/ Don Jr
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yo, FS! @d4fords.bsky.social . Care to enable DM/ chat?
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Smart, intentional move, no doubt. His presence is TOXIC & draws large protests. #25thAmendmentNow. Only problem w/ that? Hard to imagine POTUS Vance. Even WORSE? I'm sure Thiel would guide him .. (O_O)
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ScottieTakesOn @scottietakeson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminds of how City & street names are pronounced there. Menchaca? Man-shack. Guadalupe? Gwah-dah-loop. Burnet? Burr-nit. #KeepAustinWeird , pls.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That oughta DOOM him fersher...bet there's a big protest crowd. @docatcdi.com @crockett.house.gov @rickchapterthree.bsky.social @santa-guy.bsky.social
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2/ Get that, Fanta Se? @d4fords.bsky.social Excellent taste in music, btw. Giving away MY age, eh? On Twitter? I'll look. Do DM/ Chat here? I get it if not.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rt? Damnedest thing I ever heard. Fanta Se, eh? West Texan here. I'll post old map of TX I saw in a restaurant in S. Austin 25+ yrs ago. Funny but mostly true- still. Ppl "frum" the SW know. Only discuss details by DM. Too many crazies here.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Bulevardi @bulevardi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't give a flying duck about air balloons but this one made my day today! 🖤
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know...again...doing what's best for me & mine. F it.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3/ I noticed ( feed birds at my home & local park) the seed at TS is better quality than WM & others & often run sales. The birds have ME trained. I love 'em.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2/ LOVE to cancel Prime. Don't watch it that often anyhow. I'm also a regular at Tractor Supply ( DEI) bc 2 local birdseed suppliers were big Trumpies. One has his photo over the register. Other had Ivermectin for sale on the counter. At least TracSply won't sell it x for animals & sell good stuff.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HEAR ya. What alternatives? Mind my asking?
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's true, isn't it? They've had a devastating effect while he's sailing on his football field yacht. See? Plus he says Stoopid shit. It's a CHOICE, isn't it, like VOTING. ( or not)
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ebay...can't remember....it is a helluva business model...just normally refuse to DO biz w/ ppl I hate. Also feel obligated to get the best deals I can for my family. Still shop at WalMart. Why pay more for same stuff? F it.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just owns most of it?
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did Blanche submit the handwritten FBI notes re. a woman who alleges she was sexually assaulted by Trump when she was 13? Per Blanche’s latest filing, he complied, but I explain why he didn’t really & why it’s just to delay those handwritten notes from going public. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgWZ...
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AG Blanche FAILS TO COMPLY With JUDGE’S ORDERS In MY Epstein Lawsuit!?
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Bab @bab102.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“This election is likely our last chance to stop the march of fascism led by Trump and his enablers seeking to hold onto power by any means necessary…We should take seriously Trump’s repeated assertions that he intends to stay in power after 2028.” www.americaamerica.news/p/we-are-und...
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We Are Under Attack From an Enemy Within
By listening to our founders and refusing to go along with this, we can name and defeat the ongoing danger to our constitutional republic
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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