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Stonemanwitch

@stonemanwitch.bsky.social
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Part man, part bear, part rock. Writer of spooky things. Maker of bad jokes. Movie buff.

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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“I said I liked it, I didn’t say it was good.” I love low budget 2000s straight to dvd horror with my whole heart. 5ive Girls is probably one of my favorites. It’s got everything: possession, witches, superpowers, adorable lesbians, Ron Perlman, Catholics, a nonsense plot. 5 stars.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I speak fluent corn.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had a dream about this color scheme.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thinking about queso. 🤤
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Also: magenta, deep orange, electric blue, and plum.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Spent the morning collecting some of my favorite colors. Moss green, cyan, indigo, midnight blue, electric purple, beet red.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I hate how cruel my family is. I hate living in survival mode all the time and what it does to my body and brain. I hate having to take so much from my friends.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’ve been waiting all month for this audiobook to drop on Hoopla. It’s fantastic.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sometimes I got on Pinterest and look up color combos I think are pretty. Anyway, here’s pink, grey, and white.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s Whopperjaw’s 2nd birthday today. I would get a celebratory ice cream cake with an eviscerated quarterback on it but I don’t think DQ would do that.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh, Canada, my dear friend. Please be safe.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In honor of Whopperjaw turning two years old this weekend, all of my ebooks are free for five days. www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mine looks like Halloween. I’ll take it.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mom and I are still struggling. Trying to keep it positive but it’s been tough. We’ve been asking help from family again and keep getting shut down. That’s hard on her, as kind and gentle as she is. She told me yesterday, “you’re all I’ve got.” And I had to fight back tears.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Internet was down last night so I spent all night drawing witch hats.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Listened to the audiobook of this on hoopla. Genuinely insane witch horror. 10/10
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Photorealistic.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thinking about bottle caps. 😋
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Guide me, 1991 Seattle Pride leather dachshund.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Thinking about frooties. 😋
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I am Elizabeth Conworthy Lemon.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The statue of the Dying Gaul is one of my favorite works of art. It’s such a gut-punch. He looks like I’ve met him before, he looks like family.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I did it too!
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Day two of migraine. Send icees.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Thinking about dirt pie.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Thinking about apple salad.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I know authors aren’t “supposed” to be reading Goodreads reviews but I got a good one!
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Flint knapping videos.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My cousin sent me pics of my cats. My babies!!! 😭
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Trying to enjoy Halloween season with some nostalgia watching. 🎃
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“Dress for the job you want.” Me: “ok.”
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The life I’m trying to manifest.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Turned 35 today. Did my birthday card pull. With an ace of pentacles jumper! I’ll take it!
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I am still offering tarot readings via DM if anyone is interested.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I’ve been listening to these Bailey School Kids audiobooks on Hoopla before bed. I loved these books as a kid, but as an adult I’ve realized each book has the same plot: “is my teacher a monster or do they just have an accent?” Spoiler, it’s both.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
“Vitamin C can help mitigate the effects of stress.” Me:
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I made a blessing jar for everyone who's helped me out during my housing issue.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I brushed my hair.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Today is my book’s one year anniversary of being published. 🎃
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Tonight’s color is green. 💚
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Found this guy on Pinterest. He looks like the Whopperjaw. O.o
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, blue and orange.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Watching The Bay for the first time and oh my sweet baby Jesus. 😳 this is so stressful and gross and so phenomenally done.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I’m really craving blue and green.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I’m still selling sigil work for those interested. I can work with you on an invention and build a design that feels right for you. Hit me up if you’re interested. Here’s some examples of my work:
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This made me sad and I can’t fully articulate why. The new cartoon covers are cute but the original covers are so full of detail, life, heart, and tenderness.
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