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Stonemanwitch

@stonemanwitch.bsky.social
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Part man, part bear, part rock. Writer of spooky things. Maker of bad jokes. Movie buff.

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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I apologize for sharing this again but I’m currently in danger of losing my hotel room. Both me and my mother are homeless with nowhere to go. She is physically disabled with severe mobility issues. Any shares or help are appreciated beyond words. 💙
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had a dream the other night I started a gay mens lifestyle magazine and interviewed Danny Pintauro. If I had any functional skills, I’d probably do it for real.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Here’s a list of female celebrities I think can use the f-slur. 😜” Please, for the love of Gods, have some dignity and shut up.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am self aware enough to know that I can be prone to bouts of near pathological nostalgia, but I genuinely do miss my old Razor scooter.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can listen to Moving In Stereo by The Cars as much as you want. No one can stop you.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aaaaah! Whopperjaw got a shoutout!! youtu.be/LFZjN6erdQA?...
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You NEED to Read These Halloween Books! 🎃 (Book Recommendations)
YouTube video by Cameron Chaney – Library Macabre
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m a Springsteen sun, Sarah McLachlan moon, Weird Al rising.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I apologize for sharing this again but I’m currently in danger of losing my hotel room. Both me and my mother are homeless with nowhere to go. She is physically disabled with severe mobility issues. Any shares or help are appreciated beyond words. 💙
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m homeless and trying to gather enough funds for me and my physically disabled mother to stay safe in our hotel room. If you’d like to help, my PayPal and Venmo are tagged in these posts. Anything is greatly appreciated. 💙
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because of the flooding this year, almost all of Indiana’s pumpkin crop has been destroyed. The third largest producer in the country. This is genuinely heartbreaking.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had to do telehealth for bronchitis and sinus infection. 🤧
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everything is an ad now. Pinterest is 70% ads. I can’t watch a YouTube or instagram video without some pop up telling me to buy capri pants or a carburetor. People used to make crafting videos. People used to share recipes and art. This is a digital war on beauty and humanness.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When my grandfather was alive, he won the lottery twice on top of winning several hockey, bowling, and car show trophies. Often I petition him like my personal good luck ancestral folk saint.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really love the band After. Discovered them on instagram last year. They sound like Y2K optimism. I need that. Just the audio equivalent of a post-rain ride on a Razor scooter.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t waste your money on cheap plastic Halloween decorations this year, instead get some chicken wire and papier-mache and make something upsetting and grotesque like our ancestors intended.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The autumn equinox, precarious a day as it is, always falls near or on our local Johnny Appleseed festival. I have spent years cycling through the various neopagan names for the day, but it will always be Appleseed to me. 🍎
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
S’mores is both an estival and an autumnal flavor, I don’t care what the government says.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was given a few promotional coupons for those Dominoes free personal pizza thingies. Which was nice of the person to do. Anyway pineapple and feta is delicious.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Indiana has a long and storied history of the circus. Peru, IN especially is called the circus capital of the world. Some nights you can feel that lineage in the air, like a Bradburian wind rustling through old memories; the phantom scent of distant popcorn tickling your nose.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can just cry to Fast Car as much as you want. There’s no limit. No one can stop you.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m homeless and trying to gather enough funds for me and my physically disabled mother to stay safe in our hotel room. If you’d like to help, my PayPal and Venmo are tagged in these posts. Anything is greatly appreciated. 💙
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ever since I was very young, I’ve had a strong spiritual connection with MacIntosh apples.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t mean to spam anyone but I’d like to share this again. My disabled mom and I are both homeless, living in a cheap hotel. I’m trying to keep us here so she can heal. She has severe mobility issues and we have nowhere to go. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spent the last week trying to get my doctor to refill my blood pressure meds. She never got back with me. Had to do telehealth to get it so I won’t die. 🙃
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m sharing this again. Me and my mom are both homeless living out of a cheap hotel. She is physically disabled with severe mobility issues and is in a lot of pain. We have nowhere else to go. I’m trying to afford staying in the hotel. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
9/11 is really sitting hard this year. You see the same familiar faces and names every year in memorial posts, yet somehow always learn new ones.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We will never actually be able to redress homophobia and it’s harms because too many people have too much fun shaming their ex boyfriends or making fun of republican politicians, while actual gays being further harmed is unrelated collateral to them.
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Dissociation Waffle @bromonaquimby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Has anyone around here, especially straight people, ever considered that this all too convenient story is always bullshit, but because deep down in your hearts you love the chance to go “ha ha GAY!” you’ll put your critical thinking in sleep mode for a bit to do a little light homophobia?
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you have to take potshots at other people to make your point then your point is weak and should be discarded.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That type of depression where all I want to do is sleep.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dancing With The Stars exists so people can watch Kristy McNichol and Mike Lookinland do the Charleston, there’s no reason for an “influencer” to be there.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sure, sex is great. But have you ever heard the Global Deejays remix of What A Feeling?
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mom: “hey, I’ve been talking to this guy online and I want to know if he’s real or not.” Me: [checks account] “yeah, that’s not the real Merrill Osmond.”
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I speak fluent corn.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My city got rid of flock cameras but also (after over a year of debating) denied a new homeless shelter/resource center.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“It’s $350 to get the paperwork to file for bankruptcy.” What if I just become the Joker? What if I start tormenting Gotham City with my shenanigans?
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had a dream about this color scheme.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thinking about gyros. Thinking about tzatziki. 🤤
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A woman who I do not know tagged me in her instagram story about reading and enjoying Whopperjaw. I don’t get a lot of readers to begin with. I’ve been terribly stressed and this just hit me so hard. It was such a kind thing for her to do.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m sharing this again. Me and my mom are both homeless living out of a cheap hotel. She is physically disabled with severe mobility issues and is in a lot of pain. We have nowhere else to go. I’m trying to afford staying in the hotel. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know it’s only 10am but a Wendy’s baked potato sounds incredible right now.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good news: I got to teach my sister about selkies today. 🦭
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Maybe if I lie down real still, the moss will claim me as one of their own.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A local pizza place and they gave us two of their cancelled orders. 😭 I hope I never stop being moved by peoples kindnesses.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So stressed it’s making me physically ill. I just want to hide in a cave somewhere.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sharing this again. Me and my disabled mom are trying to keep my hotel room. We are homeless with nowhere else to go. She severe mobility issues. Any help is greatly appreciated beyond words.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They found fiber glass in IVs. The systematic dismantling of the FDA should be treated as a crime.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Honestly, living like this wears me out so much. I’m trying my best to fix things but it’s just dragging on and on. I’m so scared all the time.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thinking about the rainbow slinky I had as a kid. Thinking about the *vroosh vroosh* sound it made when it slinked.
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Stonemanwitch @stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mom: “Remember how you used to love the Hallmark store? You used to beg me to take you there.” Me: “What little boy doesn’t love Yankee candles and stationary sets?”
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