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Democratic Socialist. Gay sentient alien symbiote with amorphous, viscous form. Brain afficionado, known to slither.

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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 2h
The editorial board of Missouri's largest newspaper joined the pile-on after Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) embarrassed himself during his interrogation of former special counsel Jack Smith on national TV. "Eric Schmitt couldn't possibly embarrass himself and his consti... www.rawstory.com/eric-schmitt...
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'Sloppy' GOP Sen. Schmitt pilloried by home state paper over 'cringey' public humiliation
The editorial board of Missouri's largest newspaper joined the pile-on after Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) embarrassed himself during his interrogation of former special counsel Jack Smith on national TV.S...
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 4h
“ 'My job is to ask the questions, and his job is to answer the questions,' Sen. Eric Schmitt told KTVI. Is his job to falsely accuse Smith of perjury? To call Smith a "villain" & "total dirtbag"? To slop together a shitty fact-free poster as "proof"? Nope. www.newsnationnow.com/politics/eri...
newsnationnow.com
Eric Schmitt brushes off Jack Smith hearing exchange, jokes Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan
Schmitt did not say he made a mistake, telling a NewsNation local affiliate his job is “to ask the questions” while Smith’s job is to answer them.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 4h
MEMO to Sen. #EricSchmitt: Who has perjured themselves now, Senator? You got up on your hind legs in committee, called Smith a total dirtbag, warned him about perjuring himself, then accused him of doing so, when all the while YOU were the one who was knowingly, purposefully LYING. RESIGN, hack.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 4h
PREDICTION: Dems win the Senate this fall by a single vote. Before they name a new Senate leader and establish themselves in the majority, #Fetterman switches party affiliations, throwing the Senate into a GOP-led, 50/50 tie, with Vance as tiebreaker. Bet on it. time.com/article/2026...
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'He's Basically a Republican Now': Fetterman Asks GOP Donors For Cash
John Fetterman, who Democrats fear might join the GOP, is argeting Republican donors with "reject Socialism" emails ahead of a possible re-election bid in 2028.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 18h
Just an hour after MO. Sen. Eric Schmitt humiliated himself going after Jack Smith with false info & being exposed on live TV, he ran to The Charlie Kirk Show. Where he & the hosts NOT ONLY pretended all that didn’t happen, they pretended HE WON. I'm not kidding. 1 www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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GOP senator airballs perjury claim against Jack Smith over apparent Hawks/Hawkeyes mix-up
The Missouri senator’s shot at a gotcha moment against the former special counsel wound up being a very public miss.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury, claiming he had evidence Smith secretly went to an Atlanta Hawks game. Then it all backfired in real-time.
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GOP Senator’s Jack Smith ‘Gotcha’ Blows Up in His Face
Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury over supposed evidence placing him at an Atlanta Hawks game. There was just one problem: It was the Iowa Hawkeyes.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 20h
According to Axios, "Vance, 42, views Schmitt, 51, 'as trustworthy, intelligent, articulate and a deft political operator.'" Let "deft political operator" hang there for a moment. 😂 The epic fk-up is now discrediting two leading GOP candidates in a single news cycle.
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 20h
Imagine if your fk-up was so egregious that it resulted in you being a trending topic not once but TWICE for the same idiotic FAIL. Congrats, Sen. #EricSchmitt: You are today's Republican Dumbass. Back to the minor leagues with ya.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 20h
Sen. Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of "perjuring" himself. Eric Schmitt of Missouri called Jack Smith "a dirtbag." Schmitt, ass-kissing JD Vance acolyte and wannabe VP running mate, was spectacularly, unequivocally dead-ass WRONG AF. BC he's stupid like that. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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Jack Smith Defends Trump Charges as Senator’s Perjury Claim Falters
A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 20h
Here's the challenge, Bluesky: Keep "Schmitt confuses Hawks with Hawkeyes" for as long as humanly possible.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 22h
Let's amplify every inch of coverage of this clown. "It was also a humiliating moment for Schmitt, reportedly a potential running mate to VP JD Vance in the 2028 presidential election, and one that will likely haunt him if he seeks to raise his national profile." 🤡 www.ms.now/news/news-an...
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GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt fumbles line of attack against Jack Smith
Sen. Eric Schmitt’s mistake, stemming from an apparent mix-up of basketball teams, illustrated the haphazard nature of some GOP attacks against Smith.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 22h
Eric Schmitt should just resign. What a deeply stupid rookie mistake. Swaggers in full of venom/attitude, face plants on national TV and then spews vitriol at everyone around him as though he's the aggrieved party. Republicans always, ALWAYS ride the short bus. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
rollingstone.com
MAGA Senator Humiliated After Attempt to Corner Jack Smith Backfires Comically
Eric Schmitt thought he was cornering former Special Counsel Jack Smith over a conspiracy theory about his prosecution of Donald Trump. He was wrong.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 22h
I guess it really IS super intelligence. At minimum, it's smarter than every elected Republican, none of whom can bring themselves to say straight up and without equivocation, JOE BIDEN WON THE MF 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 23h
This ass clown has tried in every possible way to steal & sell your personal data, from allowing Musk/DOGE to walk off with it to trying to force elections officials to fork over your voter info. Now he says, "Don't worry, use my chat bot." Fuck straight off. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
washingtonpost.com
Trump launches government chatbot, urging a wary public not to fear AI
Washington’s concerns are at a peak after rogue AI agents probed government websites, but the White House has focused on the technology’s promise.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Former Gov. Roy Cooper (D) is running for US Senate for NC. He has never lost an election. Michael Whatley is his GOP opponent. In addition to weirdly, repeatedly employing a child sex abuser, his campaign media centers lies and half truths. Whatley in no way deserves to be a senator. #VoteROY
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump's approval rating has been in the 30s in two-thirds of his 15 most recent polls. In three of them, he's at 35 or under. If we turn out & vote, we can stop this bullshit, start clawing back decency and frugality and reshape a government that begins to resemble America. #VoteBLUE
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Vote Blue with Blue Hearts
ALT: Vote Blue with Blue Hearts
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching the GOP mount half-ass efforts to performatively make like they're doing something (anything!) to address artificial (NOT SUPER) intel, gas prices, etc., is so gross. They don't GAF about those things are fucking America, only how they affects their own #s. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u...
nytimes.com
Bracing for Midterm Losses, Republicans in Congress Try a Pre-election Pivot
After nearly two years of allowing President Trump to set their agenda, G.O.P. senators are grasping for some quick action on cost-of-living measures they can show voters before November.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't recall Musk or OMB Director/Project 2025 douchebag Russell Vought saying anything about rampant waste, fraud & abuse in the $2.5B ICE squandered on immigrant harassment. I guess when you're kidnapping, imprisoning and deporting people, many of them here legally, no cost is too high. 🤬
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Men have NO business telling women anything about their bodies or abortion. This woman ATE him up.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reporter ProTip: When you ask Trump about his Iran war failure and he answers, "We couldn't let Iran get a nuclear bomb," your response shouldn't be to stare at your shoes. "Mr. President," you might say, "then why did you tear up our deal that kept Iran from building a nuke?" Just a thought.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Marc and DD, please help us in NC! @democracydocket.com @marcelias.bsky.social
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING: 2 years ago while stumping in NC, Trump told a crowd Dave Boliek had sworn, "I'm only in politics for you, sir!" 🤮 Boliek, a state auditor candidate, was there and gushed, "I MEAN IT!" Trump endorsed him. Boliek won. Now Boliek is trying to SNATCH NC's midterms for Trump. #ncpol 1
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump admin lied heavily about DOGE uncovering "waste, fraud & abuse," from the waste it discovered to the $ it supposedly saved. Now, Trump stooges argue 760K people are "fraudulently enrolled" in ACA. They offer zero proof, but claim killing their health care will save taxpayers $2.2T. 🙄 #Liars.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a comfort it must be to nations the world over to know America is led by a lunatic. Trump asked the UN today, "Do I annihilate the Islamic Republic...drive them into hell with no chance of survival and no hope of future greatness or generations?” WTAF? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
washingtonpost.com
Trump warns U.N. he might ‘annihilate’ Iran as war overshadows diplomacy
The president signed an agreement on Greenland after a speech in which he said domestic politics won’t sway his Iran policy.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Across America, colleges scrambled over the past several years to kill DEI programs, for a purely political reason: To curry favor with racist, sexist MAGA lawmakers. Now a federal judge points out the truth: The Trump administration doesn't even know what DEI is. 1 newrepublic.com/post/215600/...
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Judge Strikes Down Education Department’s “Arbitrary” Anti-DEI Rules
A federal judge says the department can’t even define what makes something DEI.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This ends when we say it ends. When we take to the streets, rise up and say with certainty and absolute conviction, ENOUGH. THIS ENDS NOW.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember when America was somewhat respected? I’m not sure we deserved it then, but I’m certain we don’t deserve it now.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t care whose carpet Boebert cleans. But her hypocrisy & that of her party are fucking galling. She always votes against basic rights for same-sex relationships and protections for trans people. Just as her male GOP colleagues do while they break Grindr at every GOP event. GOP queers: ENOUGH🤬
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump is a Con-Man Blowhard Joke, Ch. 6,129,463: Despite Trump using Truth Social as his bullhorn, nobody's listening. TS only has an est. 6.3M monthly active users; some analysts say as few as 2M. Facebook? 3.07B X? A half-billion Threads? 350M Bluesky has more than *four times* as many users 1
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“[Trump] definitely feels like some of his decisions have led to the dynamics where he’s unpopular and things aren’t looking great,” one advisor said. Lol. "Gen. Custer admits his provocation of Native tribes will likely lead to complete annihilation." www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
washingtonpost.com
Trump is sober about the midterm prospects for Republicans, advisers say
In private, President Trump has been hearing blunt news from advisers about the GOP's poor chances in the midterms and has accepted that some of the problem is of his making.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine being such a vain fuckwad you want to tear down the most iconic performing arts center ever, one named for our most beloved president, if it isn't renamed for you. If you're a MAGA arguing, "He only wants the credit he deserves," I'm hoping you get the psychiatric help you so clearly need.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The one person who has escaped much attention in the U.S. for his shitty role in the Macklemore controversy is Boy George, who went after Mack and Sheerhan viciously, trying to rally sentiment against them, insulting them, etc. He becomes more an asshole by the day. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
usatoday.com
Boy George doubles down on pro-Israel song after dropping out of musical
Boy George is speaking out after backlash to his pro-Israel song led to him dropping out of a London stage production of "Jesus Christ Superstar."
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How do Patriots fans feel about Robert "Happy Ending" Kraft's wife working to tear down the Center named for one of Boston's most legendary & lionized sons, one of the best presidents ever to serve our nation? Or Kraft himself using his money and power to steamroll Macklemore just because he could?
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RFK Jr. is thumbing his nose at every Senator he lied to to get his current job. What will they do about it? What about it, Sens. Bill Cassidy, Susan Collins, Thom Tillis, Ron Wyden, Ed Markey & Chris Murphy? He doesn't deserve this position. Take it away. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
washingtonpost.com
RFK Jr. to give keynote speech at conference for anti-vaccine group he founded
Since Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed as health secretary, he has made clear he wants to overhaul the nation’s immunization system.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here's hoping WH spokeszombie Lauren Bis is haunted for the rest of her miserable days for her new Trumpstein statement, which reads in part: "Just as President Trump has said, he’s been totally exonerated on anything relating to Epstein. ...[He]has done more for Epstein’s victims than anyone."
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you add up Mike Johnson, Doug Burgum, Stephen Miller, George Santos and JD Vance you might get one XY chromosome, but only with lower-case letters. Live shot:
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Weak Wimpy Gym Fail: Man Collapses
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It will be DR. CASSIDY'S legacy. He could have said no. He is a doctor. Everyone knew the Trump nominees were unfit. But HE knuckled under. Now HE owns this. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
washingtonpost.com
Sen. Cassidy says measles surge will be administration’s ‘terrible legacy’
Under questioning by Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-Louisiana), Trump’s surgeon general pick Nicole Saphier called a combined vaccine “our greatest tool for combating measles infections.”
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Interior Secretary Doug Burgum is officially a BITCH. Once, a somewhat respected governor, now a sycophantic Trump suck up, eager to debase himself at Trump's direction, 24/7. Lied about the reflecting pool and tried to put an Olympian in prison. Now lying about the Smithsonian bc Trump said so.🙄
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump's likely next move: Have ICE goons douse the Kennedy Center in gas and threaten to strike a match if his name isn't on the building by midnight.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not an indifferent viewer. I actively want #60Minutes & #CBSNews to FAIL. I don't respect Weiss or Feckless Nick. They got plum jobs to "stick it to the libs." Neither should be there. I would celebrate if 60M were canceled & at some later point, rebooted. Advertisers & viewers: Flee, please.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shit I don't get: - Why big things are always whopping - People who are smart as whips. 🤷‍♂️ - Having field days - Wild oats & who is sowing them - Saving shit for rainy days - Being on a journey - Hitting the sack - When throwing out babies with bathwater was a thing - Why/when failure was an option
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Confused Monkey Shrugs
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking of going to Turkey for a hair transplant or shitty kebabs? Don't bother. It's an absolute shithole, made famous by the horrors of Midnight Express, and is a well-known homophobic hellscape ⬇️. Try Hawaii. Greece. Or countries where people bathe. Fuck Turkey. Oh, and Akin Gurlek is a pussy.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only way this story could be better is if it turns out Kash Patel is hiring Michael Whatley's buddies. Whatley do love him some registered sex offenders, preferably the child diddlers. abcnews.com/Politics/wir...
abcnews.com
Convicted sex offender offered opening prayer at rally for GOP Senate nominee in North Carolina
A North Carolina pastor who led the opening prayer at a recent campaign stop for Republican Senate nominee Michael Whatley is a registered sex offender, twice sentenced to prison
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of 🥹 moments at last night's Emmy's: Troye Sivan in a gorge cream gown. David Byrne's return in the Big Suit. Marcello being the Hottest Bitch in This Place. And a courageous gal who forgot her dress but gamely went on in a borrowed swimsuit, couch cover & gloves lifted from Rough Trade. 🫡
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Florida Man marches with Nazis, runs for Congress as a Republican nominee. Bc OF COURSE he does. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
washingtonpost.com
GOP nominee for Florida House marched with neo-Nazis
Marshall Rawson, the 34-year-old Republican nominee, has a history of association with a white supremacist group.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THIS is why SCOTUS reform is so desperately needed. Trump didn't appoint 1/3 of the court because he thought they were great for America. He acted because he expected they would rule in his favor without question. And two justices do exactly that. He's a BUM. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
washingtonpost.com
Trump slams his own Supreme Court appointees over mail ballot ruling
“These are not the people I interviewed,” the president fumed on social media, portraying the ruling as a personal betrayal.
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd not only go to a Macklemore jam, I'd buy 100 tickets and take friends. In a world of simps & spineless worms, be a Macklemore. It's me, the M, the A-C, the K Sounding like a French pimp from back in the day I take her to Pend Oreille and I water skate I mean, water ski, ollie, ollie, oxen free
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Stoneball @stoneballs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: It's unclear when #McConnell will be back at the Senate, as the Sergeant at Arms has not yet changed the chamber's rules to allow corpses on the Senate floor. It's obvious McConnell is trying another "run out the clock" move. DEMS: Force the issue. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
washingtonpost.com
Three months after a fall, it’s not clear when McConnell will be back at the Senate
The Kentucky Republican has not returned to the chamber since he suffered a fall three months ago.
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