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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sometimes I like to jump back on Twitter just for old time’s sake. 😎

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Chicago can’t sportsball this weekend. I forgot that Da Pope and Da Coach might cancel each other out.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

By my clock: the Cubs played just over 1 minute of October baseball this season. Still a minute more than the Cardinals.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Only someone as dumb as Trump would try to rename AI “Super Intelligence”.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is a Jack Smith appreciation post. The G-man was serving it HOT🔥 today on the Hill.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alex Bregman single handedly defeated Boston today with only half of his skull intact.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When did we vote for Goebbels-style presidential propaganda ads “Paid For By The US Government”?

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I used to wonder what happened to all the giant animatronic rats when Chuck E Cheese closed. Mystery solved.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Remember when people thought Sydney Sweeney could act?

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When you’re trying to mind you own business, but Pikachu’s like “Just one rip, bro. One teensy tiny lil’ ripperoo.”

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s weird sometimes to try and explain what’s been going on with me, so I started writing it out.

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There Goes The Deaf DJ

It gets quieter each day.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New FDA recalls confirm that the only thing left safe to eat is the brain worm rattling around inside RFK Jr’s skull.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There’s a sociopath living in my house.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fine. It’s September. Put your decorative damn gourds everywhere.🙄

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The kid left for college and the wife has been out of town for a couple of days. My dog is now convinced she’s living through a true crime podcast.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rename it Lake “Still the Gulf of Mexico”

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Look, am I saying that Spider-man should show up to every protest and counter protest to lay a beating on Jake Lang? Absolutely. But, barring that, we should all dress as Spider-man any time he shows his racist face. Just as a reminder.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

🎶 Spider-man, Spider-man Punchin Nazis like we all can Kicking fascists in the eyes Slapping incels for their lies Lang’s ass, whipped by the SPIDER-MAAAN 🎶

Spider-Man about to put a beating on far-right turdburgler, Jake Lang.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think these losers dress as grey coats every year to remind us that The Confederacy didn’t last as long as Obama’s presidency. 🤷‍♂️

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There’s a solar eclipse, a new moon, a meteor shower, and a planetary alignment today. What time does the orgy start at Stonehenge? Is it BYOB?

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Wasn’t thinking when I ordered my burger, it had lettuce and jalapeños! Now I’m playing Taylor Farms Roulette with my butthole.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My kid is leaving for college and I had a mini panic attack when I saw the price of condoms.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Last week it was OpenAI, now it’s Anthropic with AI models that went rogue and escaped their “controlled environments” to hack into other systems on their own with no human prompting. Most of you did not watch enough Sci-fi as a kid and it shows.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Fanboys be all: “That’s not cannon! Spidey’s gone WOKE! She’s too young!” Like a young, redhead actress can’t inhabit a pivotal role. 🙄

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Oh shit, “*SPOILERS!*” 🙊

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Don’t listen to the critics, Sadie Sink is brilliant as Uncle Ben.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Everyone is just waiting for Trump to die, even Mitch McConnell.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My fellow members of the White Delegation, this has to stop. “Extra Mild” mint? This is what happens when you don’t season your food for 3+ generations! You are evolving us out of flavors!

Cool Mint Listerine is now available in Mild and Extra Mild 🤦‍♂️

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Escaped? Is it supposed to do that? Pretty sure I’ve seen this movie.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Taylor Farms really missed the market on colonoscopy prep. Just flushing money down the toilet.

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

He’s already trying to edit himself out of the Epstein files, so… #VamosEspaña #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

What’s the difference between cyclosporiasis explosive diarrhea and just regular Taco Bell explosive diarrhea?

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Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I’m not an expert, so I’m just gonna throw this out here. Maybe don’t let dudes with Nazi tattoos run for office?

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Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I wonder how many of the World Cup Visitor’s to the USA have googled “How long does it take to get diabetes?”

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