Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He genuinely looks like the old lead singer from Saliva. I'm not doing a bit. Palmer made $6 billion and ended up looking like a distinctly unkempt Josey Scott. 010
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The monsters have overtaken the city. 030
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Were I to construct a pair of middle fingers as big as the sky, stretching from horizon to horizon in an overpowering display of nonverbal profanity, unavoidable, unignorable, it would not approach the depth or breadth to which this guy needs to fuck off. 130
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well, hot damn. New HITMAN in December. 020
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pretty bummed about this one. I'd covered Polyarc a lot in the last few years, and met a bunch of the team on a couple of occasions. They'd even given me one of their Quill statuettes. 020
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Chillin' next to the beast of hell, as men do 140
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026One part reporter, one part the Pope, It's the inevitable return of the great white dope 030
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It probably isn't a particularly hot take, but the one problem with THE CROSSING being thrown down the memory hole so hard is that it means one of the Scarlet Witch's best costumes is the next best thing to non-canon. This outfit would go hard as hell in MARVEL RIVALS. 001
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I choose to believe this is a looksmaxxing joke. 051
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My dude looks like Batboy's self-hating son 020
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I was not expecting MARVEL RIVALS Jubilee to be the second coming of Kassandra from HUNTER: THE RECKONING. If I had a nickel for every loud Chinese-American lady dressed in a crop top with rapid-fire projectiles... well, 2 nickels. And it's not that weird, since they're 20+ years apart. 110
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I've come to appreciate how no matter the era or the current status quo in AVENGERS, Thor always has Jarvis's back. 020
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Ah, and let's not forget the people who are so grindset-brained that they cannot turn it off under any circumstances. 010
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I've been meaning to print this out and post it above my writing desk. From Stephen King's DANSE MACABRE: creative talent is a knife. (It's a very Stephen King sort of analogy, and this is from deep within his cocaine years. Even so, this thought has never left me in 30 years.) 073
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Seeing the two versions of Danger side by side is like a before/after ad for psychiatric medication. 030
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025You know, just once I'd like an AI guy to absorb the correct moral from one of these stories: your dream future is a nightmare scenario. We've all told you nothing else and it wasn't because we didn't understand you; your shit is wack, your bars are weak, your Jordans are fake. Learn to draw. 1131
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I reminded myself of something today: it's a shame that the best costume Colossus ever had was a one-off from the "Asgardian Wars" crossover. 040
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna 091
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 21/07/2025In a stunning moment of self reflection, a whiteboard apologized and acknowledged how dangerous its own behavior can be 0316
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I never thought this day would come. 110
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 24/06/2025You either die a Calvin, or live long enough to be Calvin's dad. 031
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I'll grant you that it's in a weird place, but it's there. 130
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Hanging at the 100 Yen Life warehouse in Kent. 030
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I was just talking to somebody about this: 140
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Here's the plan. As soon as CITY OF THE WOLVES comes out, somebody creates a mod that replaces Ronaldo with Roberto from RIVAL SCHOOLS. Then we pretend he's another Capcom guest character and never speak of this again. 522198
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025By far my favorite cosplay so far at ECCC '25. 2314
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025My days of having an immediate, reflexive repulsion to the term "waifu" are certainly coming to a middle. 010
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Recently happened across MUTANT NATION, a miniseries in the current IDW continuity for TMNT, which begins with Raphael as the bouncer in a biker bar in small-town Arizona. I'm not much of a TMNT guy, but I would read at least 20 issues of TMNT: ROAD HOUSE Edition. 011
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Walkin' into the club like 061
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Stopped by Wizards of the Coast HQ last week to catch up with Mitzi the lobby dragon. She's having fun in the new place; more space to stretch out, and she apparently gets to eat the occasional intern. Good times. 0100
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Well, damn. 1,000 followers. Never had half that many on Twitter. I'm sure you all regret it already. 020
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Bagging and boarding some comics from storage, and finding some fun stuff. Didn't appreciate this Charles Vess cover as a kid. 010
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024My indie column at Hard Drive has had some interesting knock-on effects on my play habits, which were already a vast statistical outlier. 010
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024We started the century with the knowledge we were almost always on camera. Now we've internalized that to the point where we're always performing. Turning off your devices is dissent. Grant Morrison saw it coming. 040
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Barely 20 minutes into BEASTIEBALL and I have already captured a portrait of my rich inner self. 030
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Hey, a new seasonal Steam sale! Time to look at the games that have been discounted and see what's part of the sale despite not matching the theme in any adequate way! Wow! That took less than 5 seconds! A new record! 040
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Heading back into a classic for a podcast recording later. 120
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 10/10/2024With the information that SILENT HILL 2 is apparently supposed to be set somewhere around 1992-1993, I sort of want a PC mod to replace the Health Drink with one of those super '90s gas station beverages like Sobe. 130
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2024You know, if Wizards of the Coast really wants to raid the back catalog for "signature characters" of D&D, what have these dudes been up to lately? Did they even bother to rescue Indel? 010
Part VIII: Thomas Takes Manhattan @stolisomancer.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Attn: @vgadvisor.bsky.social -- 000