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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 4h

Me: *gets message* Message: OTTER!!! Me: *screams externally* D: Message Sender: :3

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This sounds like reverse psychology and I can't counter that on an empty stomach! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Woo free fish dish just from passing by a restaurant Wait... Can anyone taste test it for otter poisoning?!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Phone: beep! Did you know there's an otter game out now? Me: *screams externally* 😱 *throws steam deck out the window*

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Haven't gotten a shave and a haircut all summer, until yesterday Feels weird looking in the mirror now. Used to be look like a religious fanatic, now I look like a deranged lunatic. I should get a new face

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Me: *that awkward moment in the night when you forget how to word* Me: ... ... ... I can see you word you know Me: ... Me: ... Me: ... Me: 😡 that's it! You just lost your brain privileges

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Ah, waking up to the sounds of management taking away our stairs

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Had to answer the door to a delivery person that had the wrong address Really wish I could of scored their package of box wine, but no! 😭

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

*Sees the forecast on TV quickly pass by* What do you mean the weather is gonna be sticky!?

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My bear proof ice chest has been kidnapped I blame otters

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Did I buy a snack just because it looked vaguely furry? Yes... I'm not immune to propaganda! 😭

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

So much and it's confusing! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Suddenly had a things appear before me. Very concerned that they taste—and smell—Like what they're emulating

A tattered package of firecracker pop flavored Oreos

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

There's a couple of fires on opposite ends of the region (both very far away from home, so I'm safe) and that's causing sporadic power outages all over town. Somehow, I still have power while everyone else around me is dark This is the beginning of a disaster flick, isn't it?!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Huh. Why does my plastic bag have an expiration date?!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Why did a squirrel just knock on my patio door!? 😮

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Stairs are hard for everyone

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

And that's why chasing anything is bad!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Not the scamper towards the camera! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Oh no Hearing it's World Otter Day Somebody save me! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Ah, missing an important call because I didn't have my phone with me while I was in the bathroom Darn you bladder! Why have you forsaken me!? D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Ah, getting the call that my car's engine borked... Again... At least this time it'll be covered, but still! I blame otters, trying to break my ottermobile x.x

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Ah, waking up to a product recall Why must my button batteries be so tasty!? D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Me: *opens the window blinds* *sees a bunny next to the trash* Stare down start!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

*borrows my mom's car for a moment while my car is in the shop* *Turns on the radio for the first time this millennium* Radio: Otter! Me: *shrieks externally* they're following me! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Being bombarded by so many offers to buy fast food for a little over $4 today. Huh I should save my money and buy a weed instead

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

*finally pushes the "Do Taxes" button* Gah that's painful Need a palate cleanser stat! Queue the cute furry injection

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Oh, quick LVFC review. Pros: amazing atmosphere, friendly furs, constant fun, a unique feeling of community Cons: oh so hot, gets crowded quick, not many traditional con events, too many otters 9/10 would attend again

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

... And immediately I get assaulted by an otter and got forced to take their pop 😱 It so long and cold

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I got a stain on my shirt. I blame otters. Last day at LVFC! Say hi if you haven't

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It's Saturday at a con At least there's no way any otters will ever gather in Las Vegas

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Oh right, I'm at LVFC. First time here. Who else is here that can show me what's popping here? Otters need not apply

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

*looks through my camera roll* Huh. Don't remember taking this, but there's so much off with this. 1: I don't shop 2: I don't dairy 3: I don't Ohio

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Give us a review! Was thinking about getting one later since I hear they're better than expected

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

That's exciting! Seeing that old Pokémon games are coming back to the modern age. You know what that means!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Ah, gotta love an 11th hour appointment cancellation due to suddenly snow Who's gonna steal my blood now!?

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Getting over my phobia of mysterious hallway boxes by making dinner

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Hmmm... License plate AUTTER Oh no...

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I'm suddenly wishing I could get Waffle House delivered

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

So... there's major tech issues on the eve of fur cons Huh

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