Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is anybody else having trouble getting the Fat Bear Week voting widget to load? 030
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026These British podcast hosts are talking about a Supreme Court ruling that juveniles can’t get life without parole. They keep bringing up horrific crimes committed by kids, asking what we should do with them-and it’s just so clear they have no clue about what a 25 year term in a US prison looks like. 030
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I hate Yankees fans so much. Correction, I hate white Yankees fans from Fairfield county Connecticut. The rest of them act pretty normal. At first, I thought it was baseball fans. Then I narrowed it to Yankees fans, then I realized, hate is a big word and the problematic subset is pretty small. 020
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I posted this to the company pet board. 375 people have seen it and he only has 42 likes. This is an outrage. 140
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Oh, sorry. I thought you said you won a golf tournament. 120
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I feel you on that. I read books 1-5 in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series in 3 weeks. In my defense, it did take my friends a year and a half to get me to read past page 15. 010
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Now I know for sure that I would never have died in the civil war because they’d need my pretty handwriting to keep track of the salt beef. 030
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sorry- am now on abstracts of provisions. It’s an entirely different way to count the exact same stuff. 120
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026One time, I found pdfs of civil war wagon manifests- I just spent all day reading them. I have no idea why. But now I’m gonna go find them again. Other people play video games, do puzzles, or go to parties. This is just like that. I’m fine. 240
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Has life been kind of late? No. Has the public eye been too harsh? Yes. Does he deserve peace and quiet to focus on healing? Yes. But those slippers would be phenomenal. 140
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I really want Joe Biden to release a line of house slippers, with a special ‘Dr. Jill’ collection, for the ladies. 120
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I’ve been replacing my wardrobe. It’s been expensive. There has been an element of buying stuff I end up not wearing and buying more. I feel terrible about the money. Now I need a nice coat for work, and I feel guilty. It’s even on sale because I’m buying in summer. I can afford it. What the hell. 031
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I dove pretty deep into the responses and I’m sorry you just can’t leave this one off. On my own account, I’d post this- but I did see Siamese Dream a few times 030
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Fresh juices are such a waste of resources. But also the 16oz Mermaid Fuel from Playa is technically my religion now. 010
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is why I take a principled stand against Vermont. Somebody’s got to balance the scales. 020
Reposted by Occam’s Razor Burnjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/07/2026the mcgriddle is a miracle of modern technology 1172485139
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I hear [redacted] is important for immune system support 010
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Which is gonna happen soon if he doesn’t do something about his anemia. He’s obviously drinking enough blood, so maybe it’s that type where you need the B12 shots. I forget what it’s called. 120
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hating all the same people is underrated as a compatibility standard. 120
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026That sounds amazing- you know what, I’m gonna text an old friend right now. 120
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s Friday! What’s everyone doing? I’m listening to podcasts while eating French bread pizzas and drinking virgin dirty shirleys. 350
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I didn’t say who committed the act. Being inquisitive is not a healthy way to approach any felonies you happen to run across 110
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Is DC trying to destroy evidence of a homicide? 140
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I’m torn about whether to open this because I love Anthony Joshua, but I hate Jake Paul, and I don’t like getting mad before lunchtime. 020
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I mean maybe we can- the physics seem dicey 020
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You really can’t. Mac and cheese is one of those things that’s more American than apple pie. Like timeshares or boofing. 110
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It describes an embarrassing fraction of the human race. Plus most ducks and all dolphins. 020
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026“He’s a complicated man” is how you describe somebody you just said “he didn’t mean it like that” about. 150
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Are you sure that isn’t what everybody means when they say complicated man? I would immediately interpret it that way, but I’d assume you also meant to include unethical and horny. 2110
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Not as much as the poppers, but I digress. 200
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Terry I am so sorry about this thread. 110
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I appreciate the positivity, Wiggles. Not enough of that in the world. The positivity/diarrhea balance is all out of whack. 140
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I ate lettuce yesterday thinking we were safe in Connecticut- but now I’m worried and I won’t know for at least a week. 140
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I mean yeah, but mainly for the cheese grater- 3 tubs of lard is a whole lot of slippery. 120
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026When the EMTs are on standby. That part can get tricky. Safety first. 130
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Now you have to start the Little Mix playlist over, unroll the rug, and get more poppers for exactly 10% of the fire crew. 140
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You forgot the tarot cards and life sized Ginuwine cutout. 131
Occam’s Razor Burn @stochasticnoise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Her mom changed it! But you can change a baby’s name into anything. “This is our newborn son Antonio Magnus Carpenter, but we just call him Doodle” 120
