Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Welp, (slaps knees, stands up) my day is made. See ya later. 020
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Gus is asleep but still demands your full attention 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Last one: The "Doug Flag," unofficial symbol of Cascadia my home biome, as it were. 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026And this is Indiana, where I did time in the 1970s. Fun fact: I lived in a little town called Mooresville, which is famous for being the hometown of Paul Hadley, who designed the flag, and John Dillinger, FBI Most Wanted. 100
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026And here's Seattle, where I was born and raised: 100
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Here's the flag of Kyoto City, where I lived for many years: 100
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Doing flags today? Here's the flag of Osnabrück city in Germany, from where my family originates, although it didn't have that flag back then and wasn't actually Germany, either. 100
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Gus has decided that he needs to spend less time consuming mainstream media and more time chasing a slobber-coated pickleball around the room. 0110
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Small dish of dipping sauce in this Laotian restaurant that would probably set off a Geiger counter. The red color is almost all those little 🌶️ 020
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Gus says hello. He also says GIVE ME THAT DAMN BALL RIGHT NOW 020
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I have questions about the veracity of this image. 000
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Nope, this is a Dana Carvey SNL skit from 1991 011
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Foreground: me overthinking and stressing about something that has statistically null probability Background: bills; medical care; employment; relationship 000
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 19/05/2026There is a store in Thao Dien, a short ride away, that sells and maintains fountain pens. I dropped my two LAMY pens off for a good clean and a drool over all the other pens there. Now I’m in the little hidden cafe behind the place. 280
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 08/05/2026THAT'S LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF CEASEFIRE, YOU FUCKING MUPPET CRETIN. 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 05/05/2026To quote my ninth-grade bully Steve, "Doy Ralph" 220
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Gus’ attitude towards unwelcome surveillance is readily apparent here. 030
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Citizens of Bluesky, may I present... Gus. (My neighbor's dog. I wish he was mine. Good boi.) 041
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Came to see the parade of traditional Vietnamese clothing downtown. More in alt text 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Not quite on the level of Wilkinsons but still good. 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Quick Survey: Are these Tet decorations that I bought when I was left unsupervised in the store for five minutes: A: awesome; or B) FUCKING awesome? 110
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 25/01/2026A little dish of Laotian chili sauce. I eat spicy all the time, how spicy can this be? NARRATOR: it was spicy. Very, VERY spicy. 130
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 14/01/2026On a riverboat dinner cruise tonight. This guy showed up with a cigar box ukulele or something like it and then proceeded to Dick Dale the shit out of the thing for thirty minutes. 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Sitting in a groovy little Mexican joint in Thao Dien listening to Cocteau Twins. 120
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Downtown HCMC. The riverfront is pretty awesome. 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 26/12/2025This guy is a selfish and entitled jerk who parks his wee wee extension in the e-bike charging station at Vincom Thao Dien. 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 19/12/2025This is a bowl of very tiny clams that are cooked with peanuts, garlic, and some of those little peppers that blow the top off the Scoville scale. A popular dish in Central Vietnam but damn good in HCMC too 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 14/12/2025The lesser-known logo of the West York Yankees 010
Goot Hibson @stochasticjack.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Today is National Teacher’s Day in Vietnam. This is the medal presented to me in appreciation by my school. 120
