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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate

@stoat.gay
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Internet Stoat - 35 - InfoSec - Pittsburgh Equal parts NSFW and Over-enthused engagements They/Them

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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 21/09/2026
Yurei is ready for transport
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 19/09/2026
Birthday View
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 11/09/2026
True, I didn’t even enforce the sit for it. Nuggies are a right
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 11/09/2026
My puppy, Yurei, likes to take me by the finger and gently lead me to problems he can’t solve, like his other parent not giving him nuggies
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 09/08/2026
New bat dragon toy, dog shaped fun!
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 19/07/2026
Stoatally radical tbh
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 03/07/2026
Con. Me. Find. Weasel Noises.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 26/06/2026
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something stoated this way comes.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 08/06/2026
Mostly made on the stove. Tossed the halved biscuits on top and then put the whole pan in the oven at the end to bake them.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 08/06/2026
I had similar feelings for most of my life, then I came to terms with the fact that I was recreating my own childhood trauma over and over in an attempt to “get it right”, as if it would make all the heartache worth it. Once I stopped doing that I found people that actually enjoy me as I am.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 08/06/2026
THE BOARD HAS <REVIEWED / CONSUMED> THE ITEM. ITS CLASSIFICATION IS <SETTLED / IMPOSSIBLE>. FURTHER DEBATE MAY PRODUCE <UNDERSTANDING / ADDITIONAL DEBATE>. THE OUTCOME IS <SIGNIFICANT / INEVITABLE>. PLEASE CONTINUE <PREPARATION / CONTAINMENT>.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 07/06/2026
I made chicken pot pie. Rejoice.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 06/06/2026
Burgh’er
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 06/06/2026
Love you, Pittsburgh
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 31/05/2026
Two more because look at em
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 31/05/2026
Also last night we welcomed baby Yurei into our family. He already has acclimated to our favorite activity
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 31/05/2026
Woah there, Pawdner. You better mosey on over and say Howdy to Sheriff Lan.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 19/05/2026
Him
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 17/05/2026
Him sleep
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 17/05/2026
“I’m not ashamed” - @rodshark.one
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 17/05/2026
“I’ve been screaming “COUPONS FOR FREE ICE COFFEES” to my phone for TWO YEARS and the algorithm STILL HASN’T GIVE ME ANY - @rodshark.one
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 15/05/2026
Placebo will forever be my favorite.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 14/05/2026
Monogamous
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 14/05/2026
Look at my judgy ass dog
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 13/05/2026
You really crushed this too!
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 13/05/2026
Lowercase a
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 13/05/2026
An oldie but a goodie for your hump day pleasure. (Comm @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social you nerds)
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 30/04/2026
Parent, I hunger for conquest.
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Chevy! But In Florida™️ @chevybarks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 23/03/2026
:oooo
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 23/03/2026
Spot the dog, level: Impossible
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 23/03/2026
@byelacey.bsky.social do you have insight / know someone who would?
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 26/02/2026
Him
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 26/02/2026
Wait a few weeks and potentially write your own with first hand sources 😬
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 13/02/2026
Has never been fed a day in his life since 9am this morning
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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 12/02/2026
we're not doing any kind of "____ fetish is problematic" discourse until the real actual predators who run our country aren't running our country anymore.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 11/02/2026
I’m only ever a phone call away if you need me, and you are often on my mind ❤️forever proud of you
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 11/02/2026
Sending you so much love and comfort.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 08/02/2026
It was a lot of fun!! Loved putting this number together
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 08/02/2026
(Also if you have the whole video please let me know!!)
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 08/02/2026
Glad you had a great time!!
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American Museum of Natural History @amnh.org · 03/02/2026
Are you ready for the #WinterGames? Meet this year’s animal mascot, the stoat!🥇
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 21/01/2026
Support my friend!
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Alix Weasel @alixwzl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Couldn't pass up the opportunity for a second body painting session with @dracorumorder.bsky.social with a different weasel face!
A photo of Alix wearing their UV-reactive red and yellow weasel mask and painted to match it, with details picked out in UV reactive paint. They are crouched on all fours, lit with a UV light so that all the details are glowing.A photo of Alix wearing their UV-reactive red and yellow weasel mask and painted to match it. They are reclining on a sofa decorated with ivy, under a neon side reading 'good vibes'.A photo of Alix wearing black shorts and their UV-reactive red and yellow weasel mask, with body paint to match it. They are outside, hanging off a lamppost behind a bush.A photo of Alix wearing black shorts and their UV-reactive red and yellow weasel mask with body paint to match it. They are photographed from behind standing on the boardwalk at Brighton Pier in the dusk, with the Brighton Palace Pier sign illuminated ahead of them. Their hands are on their hips as they glance back over their shoulder.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 20/11/2025
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 20/11/2025
Isn’t this just that one Pepsi commercial
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 20/11/2025
Him pet
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 14/11/2025
Lan carries his own groceries
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 14/11/2025
Best buds!!! And the ribbon is on his ear!!! Aaaa
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 31/10/2025
Happy HOWL-oween!!
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