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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate

@stoat.gay
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Internet Stoat - 35 - InfoSec - Pittsburgh Equal parts NSFW and Over-enthused engagements They/Them

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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 21/09/2026
Yurei is ready for transport
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 19/09/2026
Birthday View
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 11/09/2026
My puppy, Yurei, likes to take me by the finger and gently lead me to problems he can’t solve, like his other parent not giving him nuggies
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 09/08/2026
New bat dragon toy, dog shaped fun!
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 03/07/2026
Con. Me. Find. Weasel Noises.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 26/06/2026
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something stoated this way comes.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 07/06/2026
I made chicken pot pie. Rejoice.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 06/06/2026
Love you, Pittsburgh
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 31/05/2026
Also last night we welcomed baby Yurei into our family. He already has acclimated to our favorite activity
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 31/05/2026
Woah there, Pawdner. You better mosey on over and say Howdy to Sheriff Lan.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 19/05/2026
Him
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 17/05/2026
Him sleep
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 17/05/2026
“I’ve been screaming “COUPONS FOR FREE ICE COFFEES” to my phone for TWO YEARS and the algorithm STILL HASN’T GIVE ME ANY - @rodshark.one
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 14/05/2026
Look at my judgy ass dog
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 13/05/2026
An oldie but a goodie for your hump day pleasure. (Comm @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social you nerds)
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 30/04/2026
Parent, I hunger for conquest.
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Chevy! But In Florida™️ @chevybarks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
🛎️❇️FWA BADGES ARE OPEN❇️🗝️ 🔑FWA pickup ONLY‼️ 🧿These are THEMED ych style badges!! ✨you can change the outfit, but cannot change pose or expression More info in thread below ⬇️ ⚠️DM me @ chevybarks on telegram to claim a slot!⚠️ #furry #furryart
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 23/03/2026
Spot the dog, level: Impossible
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 26/02/2026
Him
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 13/02/2026
Has never been fed a day in his life since 9am this morning
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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 12/02/2026
we're not doing any kind of "____ fetish is problematic" discourse until the real actual predators who run our country aren't running our country anymore.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 08/02/2026
It was a lot of fun!! Loved putting this number together
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American Museum of Natural History @amnh.org · 03/02/2026
Are you ready for the #WinterGames? Meet this year’s animal mascot, the stoat!🥇
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 21/01/2026
Support my friend!
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Alix Weasel @alixwzl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Couldn't pass up the opportunity for a second body painting session with @dracorumorder.bsky.social with a different weasel face!
A photo of Alix wearing their UV-reactive red and yellow weasel mask and painted to match it, with details picked out in UV reactive paint. They are crouched on all fours, lit with a UV light so that all the details are glowing.A photo of Alix wearing their UV-reactive red and yellow weasel mask and painted to match it. They are reclining on a sofa decorated with ivy, under a neon side reading 'good vibes'.A photo of Alix wearing black shorts and their UV-reactive red and yellow weasel mask, with body paint to match it. They are outside, hanging off a lamppost behind a bush.A photo of Alix wearing black shorts and their UV-reactive red and yellow weasel mask with body paint to match it. They are photographed from behind standing on the boardwalk at Brighton Pier in the dusk, with the Brighton Palace Pier sign illuminated ahead of them. Their hands are on their hips as they glance back over their shoulder.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 20/11/2025
Him pet
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 14/11/2025
Lan carries his own groceries
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 14/11/2025
Best buds!!! And the ribbon is on his ear!!! Aaaa
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 31/10/2025
Happy HOWL-oween!!
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 31/10/2025
Sir, stop being gay and ominous in my bedroom.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 27/10/2025
One time @byelacey.bsky.social punched me in the face… it was awesome!
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 09/10/2025
Me when I see the “read” status on a message and/or the three typing dots of anxiety
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 29/09/2025
Lan wants to know what you are thinking about
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 19/09/2025
Oh no I’m officially halfway to 40
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 12/09/2025
Original Mental Health Crisis: Do Not Steal
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 09/09/2025
I just what to be *them*
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 04/09/2025
Spooky season means that you get ready for a date with a black cat face mask
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 01/09/2025
Lan.exe has encountered an unknown error
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 30/08/2025
You ever get your meat grilled by @slut.dog and @adcazzy.bsky.social ?
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 28/08/2025
I’m at the point of body dysmorphia I have no idea how to describe my shape 🙃
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 28/08/2025
Lan has some words of wisdom as we exit summer:
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 28/08/2025
Lan is unsure about the bath part but would love some spicy KBBQ pork (not pictured, delicious)
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 28/08/2025
Post esketamine treatment bathbomb soak ☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 27/08/2025
Nyneave (spelling changed to have mercy on the vet) - just had her first vet visit yesterday! She’s 5lbs and just under a year old, and after a few shots and some treatment for a double ear infection- she’s assumed queendom under the couch.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 24/08/2025
Nyneave has entered the chat / my home
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 21/08/2025
Pleasantly surprised to find @slut.dog directly behind me at the TSA security checkpoint, which does sound like the start of a rather nice porn.
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 21/08/2025
Oh hey
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Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate @stoat.gay · 19/08/2025
I have a hankering for Taco Tuesday
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/08/2025
This is Remy. She has 50 other toys. But why play with those when you can steal your brother Benny's instead. 13/10 for both
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