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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Phaser-Fired Espresso Machine. Why wait for the replicator when you can heat your roast directly with a micro-phaser blast? Gives your morning brew a localized plasma kick to start the shift right. #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline #STO

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The only image that should be used from now on by Canadian media.

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Holographic Sickday Spoofer. Need an extra day on Risa without the Chief Medical Officer knowing? Project a cough and elevated body temperature directly to sickbay while you lounge on the beach. #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Temporal Loop Snooze Button. Did you get stuck in a recurring time loop again? Use this device to snooze your alarm across multiple parallel realities so you can actually get some rest. #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by Gorn Scale Moisturizer. Is the dry heat of desert planets ruining your tough reptilian exterior? Our extra-strength formula keeps you smooth and ready to wrestle starship captains in rocky arenas. #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

// Admiral's Log: Taking an official shore leave from archiving my Foundry tales on AO3. The warp core needs a bit of maintenance. Deepest thanks for honouring these stories with your love. Sector space will just have to wait. LLAP! #STO #StarTrekOnline #AO3 #StarTrek

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by Klingon ASMR Sleeping Tapes. Swap the sounds of gentle rain for the soothing whispers of battlefield honour, clashing bat'leths, and distant victory cries. Drift off to sleep like a true warrior! #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Tribble-Flavoured Dog Treat. Is your pet sehlat or targ turning up its nose at standard kibble? Give them a snack that mimics the exact texture of Starfleet's most invasive pest. All the hunting satisfaction with zero multiplication! #StarTrek #STO

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

// My random thoughts playing @playstartrekonline.com release Undiscovered today. Brigadier General Antessa: 1) Sounds like he chain smokes. 2) Definitely Furry Daddy. 3) I like Furry Daddy! #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline @tumerboy.bsky.social @thomasthecat.bsky.social @vengeancegod.bsky.social

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Q-Proof Window Blinds. Block out the annoying, blinding flashes of light whenever a local omnipotent entity decides to pop into your ready room unannounced. Take back your privacy and finish your paperwork in peace. #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline #STO

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Borg Implant Polish. Are your cybernetic attachments looking a bit dull? Our matte-finish wax removes scuffs from plasma explosions & keeps your ocular lens free from fingerprints. Look sharp while maintaining your individuality! #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

// This is #StarTrek #STO #STOFoundry #Roleplaying #Podcasting #RP #Parody #AO3 account. Out of Character posts are marked with //. Please note my views & opinions are mine alone. They do not represent the views or opinions of Star Trek, Cryptic, Star Trek Online, Paramount and CBS.

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

// The telemetry doesn't match the charts. Every sensor on the Northstar reads normal, yet nothing is where it should be. Find the source of the anomaly, decipher the scrambled log. Log: A R I E C N A V Rearrange the transmission to unlock your next mission coordinates.

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Subspace Pride Banner Generator. Project a massive, three-kilometre-wide holographic rainbow flag directly behind your starship. Ensure the entire sector knows exactly what your fleet stands for, even from warp distance! # #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Wormhole-Sickness Inflatable Bucket. Don't let the collapse of linear time ruin your uniform. Our portable bags are fully lined with containment fields to isolate your lunch when the Bajoran Prophets start giving you visions. . #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Emergency Hull Patch Tape. Did a plasma torpedo poke a hole in your saucer section? Just slap our heavy-duty tape over the breach until you can make it to a proper starbase shipyard. # #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline #STO

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Impulse Engine Silencer. Tired of that loud roaring sound keeping you awake in your quarters? Our dampening blankets muffle the thrum so you can finally get a good night of rest. #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Tactical Console Shield. Stop letting exploding consoles throw you across the bridge. Our transparent barriers keep the sparks away from your face so you can actually stay at your post. # #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline #STO

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Subspace Navigation Compass. When the main computer goes offline during an ion storm, trust this mechanical backup to point you toward the nearest Starfleet base. Never get lost in space again! . #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline #STO

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: The holographic saxophonists have breached engineering. They are using the warp core as an amplifier. The entire ship is vibrating at a smooth jazz frequency. If you start wearing a fedora against your will, report to sickbay immediately. #STO #StarTrek

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: Update on the Duke Silver virus. He has successfully converted the entire security team into his backup brass section. The saxophone music is now deafening. If you are trapped, your only defense is to throw fedoras into the corridors to distract them. #StarTrek

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: The main computer caught a virus & now a holographic Duke Silver is stalking the corridors. The saxophone solo gets louder the closer he gets to your position. If you hear jazz, run. Do not let him corner you in the Jefferies tubes. #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Self-Sealing Stem Bolt Wrench. Finally, a tool designed specifically for the most mysterious hardware in the galaxy. Tighten your cargo holds with total confidence and ease. # #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline #STO

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Subspace Pride Choir. Broadcast messages of love and acceptance to every corner of the quadrant. Our high-powered arrays ensure your voice is heard loud and clear across the stars. #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: The turbolift music system is malfunctioning and locked onto deafening K-Pop. Since you can't bypass the lifts, engineering suggests just learning the choreography. Anyone caught trying to splice the audio grid will face a 10-hour Klingon opera penalty. #StarTrek

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

// The remastered version of my #STO #Foundry mission ADRIFT is now fully released on AO3! I have completely reimagined the story with improved flow and a much better ending. Check out the full story online now. archiveofourown.org/works/845508... #StarTrekOnline #StarTrek #SciFi #FanFiction

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Risa Pride Festival Pass. Skip the stressful starship duties and head straight to the dance floor. Enjoy a month of unity, music, and fun under the sun with the finest beings in the galaxy. #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

// Thinking about dusting off the captain's chair and relaunching my Twitch stream for some Star Trek Online! Before I consider it further. I gotta know: Would you watch? Drop a comment if you'd hang out in chat! 👇 #StarTrekOnline #STO #Twitch #StarTrek

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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: The turbolifts are now playing "inspirational" music to boost morale. Do not try to splice the wires to play your own playlists. The last person who tried got stuck in a loop between Decks 4 and 12 listening to nothing but kazoo solos. #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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