fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 12/10/2026RESIDENT EVIL (2026) I had zero interest in this. Never played the games and never watched any of the other shit movies. But this was great. I wasn't expecting it to be a genuinely funny slapstick horror. 000
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026GANGS OF NEW YORK Definitely not one of Scorsese's best. Daniel Day-Lewis was mesmerizing and I could've watched him alone for 3 hours, but the interesting themes of tribalism and xenophobia were muddled by the revenge plot line and a boring romance. Entertaining, but not enough to stick with me 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 04/10/2026STAR FOX ADVENTURES It started off good, but awful aiming, backtracking through symmetrical hallways, braindead combat, and a lack of secrets and branching paths made it a slog. The best "puzzles" involved Tricky, he was underutilized as a character and gameplay aspect. Great music and graphics tho 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TOY STORY 5 Rough first half. Cringed every time they said "tech," the pacing felt rushed, and the dialogue felt on the nose and exposition-heavy. But it picks up halfway through. The emotional reveal got me choked up and the Buzzes were funny. Better than 4 but doesn't hold a candle to the OGs 111
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The final Bananza event: Funky Kong and Candy Kong in the Feast Layer 85518
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 16/08/2026THE ODYSSEY Cons: - Nolan-esque elements like constant cuts, frantic pacing, and dramatic A-lister reveals making it feel like a 3-hour movie trailer - World's Loudest Popcorn Eater™ ruining my theater experience Pros: - it was fucking epic 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 15/08/2026THE CABIN IN THE WOODS Nothing could have prepared me for the type of movie this ended up being. Absolutely batshit second half. Was definitely scarier than expected, and not as funny as expected, but fun watch nonetheless 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 11/08/2026HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (S3) Started strong and ended strong. The plot can be so contrived at times, but overall it's carried by phenomenal acting and fun character dialogue. Not to mention, it's a feast for the eyes. GRRM can stop whining and get back to writing TWOW, this show is in good hands 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 08/08/2026CATCH ME IF YOU CAN This was a phenomenal watch, Leo and Hanks have great chemistry (as do Spielberg and John Williams, obviously). I especially enjoyed the meta aspect of Frank's crimes being extremely implausible—like, of course a con artist's autobiography is gonna be filled with embellishments 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Next Bananza Event: Zebra Bananza and Winky the Frog in Lagoon Layer 4103
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 02/08/2026THE DINK Not a ton of pickleball in my pickleball movie, but it was cute. Starts off a little rough and the age-gap romance took me off guard, but there's a lot of laugh out loud moments and Jake Johnson is charming af 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 28/07/2026AVATAR AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER Saw it in theaters and was blown away by how gorgeous it was. Seriously the most visually impressive animated movie I think I've ever seen. Revisiting these beloved characters was also just such a joy. Story wasn't anything special but I'm so, so glad this exists. 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 23/07/2026PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL Not surprised I had a good time with this one. Creative fight scenes and grandiose set pieces galore. Modern classic of an adventure film that I will probably come back to 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 22/07/2026OBSESSION Fun and thrilling. Fantastic performances from the two leads. Amazing what they were able to create on such a short budget and schedule. Fuck Bear 110
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 21/07/2026FULL METAL JACKET Maybe the best first act of any movie ever. Depressing and sobering depiction of propaganda and meaningless conflict. RIP R. Lee Ermey, your improvised insults are still unmatched in cinema 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 17/07/2026JAWS Certified classic for good reason. Iconic score, thrilling suspense, and great visual effects for the time. Some awkward editing here and there and an abrupt resolution, but it's timeless 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 16/07/2026YOUR FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS (S1-2) Honestly found this very overrated. There's some fun stuff going on, but the dialogue can be so unrealistic and corny, the story gets nonsensical, and 90% of the characters are unlikable. I'll watch S3, but I don't love it. OG Anunoby's cameo was the best part 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Next Bananza event: Kiddy Kong and the DK Coin in Resort Layer 126117
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 26/06/2026AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2024) (S2) Didn't hate S1 like others did, but at best it was mid and at worst it was a mess. They cooked with S2 though. Acting, humor, and pacing are leagues better. They interwove elements in a more mindful and tasteful manner. Far from perfect but a huge step forward 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 25/06/2026DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 Easily the best chapter yet. As usual, the soundtrack bangs, the antagonist is hilarious yet compelling, and the secret boss is crazy difficult. But the gameplay twist this time around was such a delightful surprise. Always struggled to pick a favorite chapter, but this was peak 110
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 18/06/2026WIDOW'S BAY (S1) I'm pretty bummed that this wasn't a limited series and we were deprived of a solid conclusion. But I shouldn't complain, this is probably my favorite show of 2026. It's so funny, so suspenseful, and the characters are so lovable. I just hope S2 has enough originality to justify it 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 10/06/2026TOP CHEF (S23) Pretty entertaining, way less predictable than last season. Sieger's meltdown will be in the history books 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I was more excited about this reveal than for the Direct tomorrow. Welcome back baby gorl 0102
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 04/06/20263 MORE BABY LET'S GO KNICKS I CELEBRATE WITH DK64 ON NSO 010
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 03/06/2026MINA THE HOLLOWER 100% in 31 hours. Doesn't reach the highs of Shovel Knight, but charming with tons of secrets, satisfying combat, and a perfect difficulty level. The bittersweet ending begs for some kind of DLC, but most importantly I hope it sells well. The world is a better place with YCG in it 110
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 26/05/2026BEEF (S2) Not as captivating and memorable as S1 but I still really liked it. S1 trained me to expect an insane climax but instead it was a thought-provoking and kind of unique take on marriage and wealth. Sonny Lee has the sauce tho, this series could be a nice foil to the kookiness of White Lotus 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 26/05/2026CHIBI-ROBO! PLUG INTO ADVENTURE! I would've LOVED this as a kid. Meaty game with tons of obscure secrets and solutions, heartfelt characters and storylines, and genuinely hilarious WTF moments. Some of the platforming got repetitive and those last few stickers were toughies, but what a blast. 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 21/05/2026THE BOYS Binged the entire thing leading up to the finale. Try not to let outside noise effect my opinion, but yeah, I was hooked with how fun it was in the beginning, and then the writing took a nosedive sometime in S3. Overall I still enjoyed it though. Finale is nowhere near as bad as expected 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Next Bananza Event: Tiki Tong and Tiki Goon in the Canyon Layer 3218
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 20/04/2026PROJECT HAIL MARY Already knew I'd love it beforehand...I laughed, I cried, I watched in awe. Incredible heartfelt film with breathtaking music and visuals. Recommend IMAX, super immersive experience. 110
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 18/04/2026POKÉMON CHAMPIONS Game's only been out like a week but I just got into Master Ball tier and I get the gist. It's just a battle sim. This is my 1st foray into VGC and I gotta say I'm fucking addicted. On paper this game sucks, there's so much missing it's egregious. But the formula is tried-and-true 110
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 13/04/2026DEATH OF A SALESMAN Saw it in previews, what an incredible show. Some of the most visceral, convincing performances I've ever seen from the leads. Chills thinking about Christopher Abbott's tearful monologue towards the end. 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 06/04/2026POKÉMON CONCIERGE Fucking adorable, need more ASAP. Although watching it did just make me despise my job even more. 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 05/04/2026THE PRINCE OF EGYPT One of the most gorgeous 2D animated films I've ever seen. Wish I saw this as a kid. Great soundtrack and good handling of the dark themes 110
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 05/04/2026JURY DUTY PRESENTS: COMPANY RETREAT So fucking funny and unique. They captured lightning in a bottle twice. But just like the first season, I can't help but to feel like it's such a cruel experiment. I'm shocked they even did another after reading about Ronald's paranoia and trust issues 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 02/04/2026THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE It was actually good! The discourse surrounding this movie is ridiculous. The fact that people expect this to be some work of art is hilarious to me. You want art, play the Galaxy games. This was exactly what I wanted: fast paced referenceslop. 5 stars won't watch again 120
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Who else besides Kiddy could possibly go next to Tiny? I'm also feeling Chops as Zebra Bananza's pairing 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 13/03/2026ZERO DARK THIRTY Not going to comment on the torture stuff and the historical inaccuracies, but this was suspenseful, well-paced, and had some great shots. Chris Pratt as a Navy SEAL was certainly an eye-rolling jumpscare. 101
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 09/03/2026HOPPERS I thought the trailers for this movie looked really annoying and kind of cringe, but wow, this is the best Pixar movie since...Coco maybe? Genuinely hilarious, and also scary at some parts, and also made me sob. So good. 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 23/02/2026A KNIGHT OF THE NINE KINGDOMS (S1) What a wonderful surprise. This show is incredible. Lovable characters, interesting themes, some beautiful cinematography...best GoT related media in a very long time. I think they're filming S2 now so they better release it next year or else I'm gonna scream. 100
fuctoid @stmeech.bsky.social · 10/02/2026CASINO ROYALE (2006) Got wildly convoluted with the twists at the end, but what a fun time. Love the contrast between the poker scenes and action sequences--equally high-stakes situations but totally different ways to convey the confrontation between Bond and Le Chiffre. Parkour and ball torture! 100
