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Steven Keppler

@stkeppler.bsky.social
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NJ lawyer and generally left-leaning opinion pusher. All opinions are my own and not reflective of any professional affiliations. NYY, NYK, NYR, JETS, LEGO. (He/him). Trans rights are human rights.

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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 2h
my man's got it nailed down. Appreciation to @boldnewme.bsky.social for posting so i can share
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 3h
Just read one of the Cornell 7 lost his job today. I FERVENTLY hope he's dumb enough to hire a lawyer and start suing people.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 3h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Stephen Miller Speaks on Executive Authority
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 7h
Now that the ALWC is over...can we all agree that Anthony Rizzo was a great ballplayer who should never be allowed on TV again?
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 7h
To convene a court where the defendant is an unrepresented minor and find in favor of the state requires a person who is capable of denying someone else's basic humanity. Someone who thinks the person before them is no better than chattel. You will never convince me otherwise.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 7h
The creepy vibes that come off of these guys are reaching Buffalo Bob-level.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 9h
He looks like he's on the set of The Prisoner. Except we're the ones on the island.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i do not know what's gotten into the Dems lately but I like it. I want to see more of it, and I pray that it is so.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good lord. WTF is wrong with the GOP
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm 10 years older than him and look 10 years younger.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You got my diapers, right? and the cream I like? and the "Dude" wipes? because you know i like those the most.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was neither of those things, but we live in an age where hyperbole mixes freely with historical illiteracy so... I mean, Col Joseph Welch's "have you no decency?" comment directed at Sen. McCarthy comes to mind immediately...
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
has...has he met data centers?
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So the upshot of yesterday is that I'm inviting Katie Britt to join my friendly poker game.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Adam makes a good point. Here's a (possibly?) better one: Even if he DID meet with Fani Wills, it's irrelevant to whether DJT committed any crimes.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If "oh baby no" was a face
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm just saying
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I've done a little "collage work" myself.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That feeling you get when you didn't study for the test, but you knew the answer anyway.
Jack Smith smiling a little bit during a congressional hearing
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait wait wait...THAT was the poster???? THAT was their smoking gun? It doesn't even mention the Hawks. Or the Hawkeyes. Shit it barely mentions Jack. Fani Wills isn't in the text chain, it's just...a collage. They made a fuckin arts-and-crafts project. Ineptitude on an epic stage.
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt earlier today trying to get Jack Smith to perjure himself
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Slamdunk Fail
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nice!
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i mean, of course Tweedle Dee is losing his hair at 24 and Tweedle Dumb looks like the basement cheeto-eating keyboard warrior finally took a shower... BUT STILL
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sen. kennedy holding up schmitt's dumb posterboard except it's the old iowa herky the hawk logo
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't help but love this rabbi
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, Darlene Graham is an idiot. No. Really. She's asking a question about boilerplate concerning retention of evidence instead of letting Smith explain how her brother was a good public servant. Also, she's in Trump's bag completely.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The attempts to shout down Sen. Klobuchar when he's clearly wrong are a very identifiable symptom of toxic masculinity But also, he's a fucking dumbass.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi, I'd like to order the "just desserts" for one? Can you deliver? Name's Dangerfield. Amy Dangerfield.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS. This is how you make a political ad in 2026.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank goodness for the bookshelf systems of the 90s, which gave us back enough room for larger tvs...oh, wait.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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T1 Trainspotting
Alt: The Worst Toilet in Scotland - Trainspotting
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Elon wears a corset
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE FUCK? Yes, it's immoral. Yes it's bigotry. Yes it's illegal. But also? Massive waste of taxpayer dollars to fight a lawsuit you won't win. Just cruelty and waste for the sake of cruelty and waste
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NOT YOU TOO,MR. BELDING!?! RIP Dennis Haskins
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The blithe disregard for the safety of CHILDREN is immediately disqualifying. Even if he wasn't also a completely awful and unethical person generally
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Andy's been a stand-up guy for...well forever. And I am beyond happy to see him standing up for the trans community like this. Call out bigotry and plant your feet.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or... And stop me if you've heard this one before...i don't listen to pop and pop country music or stations that play those types of music. You know, because I'd rather listen to NPR and learn something about my world.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kid: what was 2026 like? Future me: a lot of people were mad about the president destroying the country - literally. And a lot of people thought it was ok to discriminate against trans kids which was awful. But there was a short-spined raccoon we couldn't get enough of. KId: You mean St. Jimothy?
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in retrospect, maybe it was a bad idea to leave some cheese in my office over the weekend on my desk. On the positive side, it's going to really keep people from stopping by to chat while i'm trying to get shit done
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tarry, rash wanton. Am I not that fucking lord?
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you are bitching about the 8 trans athletes in the NCAA, but are staying silent about a woman being gang raped for 7 hours, you don’t give a shit about women.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Indian Man No Arms in Blue Shirt
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Reynolds Apologizes: Queen Charlotte Story
Alt: Reynolds Apologizes: Queen Charlotte Story
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Personally,i think you should have to hit the upright to score. #Doink
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GO-GO'S OFFICIAL @gogosofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
April 9, 2025 The Roxy Los Angeles, CA
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Making a massive London broil because nor'esaster
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love me some Leftover Salmon
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is grotesque. It's beyond me that there's an open criminal investigation 2 years out with no charges.
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Motion to rename the Bay of Pigs
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't realize James Gunn did a Slither sequel
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Steven Keppler @stkeppler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I forgot Melania was in Zardoz (But seriously, there's so many things to criticize her for, we don't need to slut shame)
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