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Stine Momo

@stinemomo.bsky.social
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Famously late adopter and probably only here for the cycling of all sorts. I'm funnier AND weirder on Tumblr, but aren't we all? Co-captain of the #tallboypeloton pep squad! Messy maker of mixtapes. I dance and dj and write and disco 🪩

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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This analogy just becomes even more descriptive by each addition btw, it's so crazy when seeing it written out like this.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love how actually accurate and hilariously descriptive my random annoyance-born analogy actually turns out to when used further by others btw. This is gold.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey, at least he, if anyone, should recognise the warning signs of such a thing happening, right??? Oh right.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shhhhhh... Look at this man. He's the picture of innocence and responsibility, right?
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Schitts Creek: Alexis Rose - That's Very Rude
ALT: Schitts Creek: Alexis Rose - That's Very Rude
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Absolutely. I've enjoyed the non-GC stages. Also loved Olav getting a tour stage at his first available occasion 🥰 But the GC was a frustrating and absolutely meh dud for most of it.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Poor lad, it really is unfair and tragic, innit?
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Congrats to Pogacar. He has managed something unique that nobody else has done before him... I have officially cared WAY more about the fifa world cup this summer than I have about the tour de france. And that's an impressive generational first that shall never be forgotten.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Well, maybe I SHOULD actually contact him for plantsitting
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This interview is also just backfiring hilariously compared to what seems to have been Gianetti's intentions with these statements. Unforced Streisand effect own goa error if I ever saw one. 😂
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Bjarke Charlie @homokomikeren.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Det eneste tidspunkt højrefløjen bakker op om LGBT er, når det handler om islamister. I mellemtiden langer de selv ud efter os og gør, hvad de kan for at stække vores rettigheder. Så længe man udfører sit had demokratisk er det nemlig helt ok.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Isn't that basically Inception already 😅 (It's absolutely The Prestige)
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Based on his representation of the situation... He still becomes someone I wouldn't trust him to babysit even my sturdiest houseplants. 😅
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
(Ðurasek's 4 yr ban was for events happening between 2016-19, a period where he rode for Lampre and then UAE the entirety of the timespan... Guess Gianetti should consider nannycams for his riders or something 🫣🤷🏻‍♀️)
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And we haven't even mentioned that UAE, his new beacon of ethical innocence, unfairly was one of the few teams to actually get an active rider banned due to Operation Aderlass... Ðurasek was obviously another heartless rider preying on Gianetti's gentle and caring disposition...
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This comment came with automatic soundtrack music 😅
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mauro obviously only has carbs and chamomile tea available, so good luck with that 😅😂
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Link to the interview with clearly the most innocent man in pro cycling 😇😂🫣😇
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Either the man is innocent but clearly clueless, naïve and incompetent or he's lying... You can't have it both ways Mauro. And if it's the former it's absolutely bizarre to entrust him with yet another world tour team, this time with the biggest budget ever.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
But if your foster kids kept doing crack cocaine in their rooms repeatedly on your watch, you probably wouldn't be allowed as a foster parent again after that, would you? And yet here we are Mauro...
Screenshot from Instagram of a Cycling Weekly headline with a picture of and quote from Mauro Gianetti (Team UAE, former Saunier Duval DS) claiming he was a "victim" of his past team's doping scandals, saying "you don't know what your children do in their bedrooms".
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*uwu* I'm just a smol bean with really unpleasant teammates and associates...
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Apropos of nothing and everything... Pog really is the Messi of pro cycling, isn't he? And now everyone should have realised that that's not a compliment... It's quite accurate tho.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What Ineos rider?
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/06/2026
Let’s go further. Let’s get Big Money out of existence
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Facts.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Reading this the very weekend Copenhagen is melting under a 28-30°C heatspell is kinda funny, because I am so not made for heat and almost wish it was to keep things warmer... My beans and butternuts adore the heat tho, so... I'll endure for them.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you're talking the net (it's not a frame, it's just electrical isolation tubes and IKEA net curtains) it's my kale so basic butterfly barrier (it works like a charm). The frames for the beds is mostly just... Frames. It makes it easier to weed, prevents the soil from being stepped on etc etc.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
And yes. I'll probably spend about 40% of my time awake this summer on washing veggies. 😅 #noregrets
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Also Cicero: "Man Complaining Nobody Listens To Him Anymore Writes Tract On How To Make People Listen To You"
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Non-cycling related post aka Garden-brag. This lot may only be 12m² but the joy (and tasty joy) it brings me is enormous and I'm legit proud of it this year.
Photos of my garden lot in one of the city garden allotment associations in Copenhagen. We're 180ish people who each have about 12m² each.It's quite lush, innit?
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's nice to know I'm not the only one 🫶🏻
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oh I think you misunderstand me. I'd rather be right and momentarily sad than kept blissfully unaware and forever bored and depressed while watching hope fading from the rest of the peloton. Legit.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think for me, the joy of this sport is not born from being a fan of a specific rider or team, it's the intense experience of suspense and hope, joy, relief, edge-of-your-seat nervousness and all the excitement over seeing how much it means to so many riders. It's why I watch. Not to deify riders.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And honestly? The emotions I've experienced during great races, they don't disappear or lose their value just because some of the involved parties turned out to be unethical idiots... But right now the main feeling in too many races is frustration & disbelief. And boredom. So much boredom. I'm done.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I was a teenage rider during the Festina affair, Pantani double and then the Armstrong farce and what followed so... I am done with fear of what may or may not be the truth... And to be honest, if what burns is a sport where every major race could have been an email, I'll dance around the bonfire.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me neither. I still have a functioning gag reflex 🫣
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I kinda hate playing the role of Cassandra, but I'm legit counting the days until I can all yell "I f'n told you so" into the void that used to be my favourite sport. Because it feels very Cassandra to watch the media uncritically glaze Gianetti and his genocide-facilitating regime sponsored team.😬
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Actually I would just ask those first-mentioned "journos" to at least please just... Stop with the constant habit of asking riders to prove a negative when they actually try to play Kimmage-light. I don't feel like that's a big ask, rhetorically speaking, but here we f'n are.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And honestly? The Soler story even being a maybe-thing would legit have been seen as plenty of reason to raid in the past. Not saying it was always just, fair, unbalanced or unbiased, but it's also kinda whack to watch Gianetti getting praised on main these days on this not that distant backdrop.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And Demi also still has enough propensity for random weird shit happening and the occasional badly timed weaker day, so yeah. My beef is with men's road racing.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm not asking for journalists asking riders pointless performative questions or being abrasive to seem tough. That's not investigative journalism. It's being an adversarial microphone stand. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm asking for media outlets to pay journalists for the time it takes to dig, research and dig some more.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I dunno what is or isn't up obviously, but a lot of past teams have been hassled (by both police and media) for a lot less on appearances alone, not that long ago tbh. And if Bruynel was allowed to have a team again, I would support hassling his team on principle alone as well. So why not Gianetti.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Remember when the media landscape in cycling was more than a bunch of primarily gig workers depressingly dependent on the teams liking them enough to invite them? 😭 (No shade to individuals trying to make a living btw, but the systemic issues with the media ecosystem is legit painful at this point)
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And look at the lovely lush varied scenery and facilities they offer... (Psssst dear mister spy-sheikh bestie... Can you guys maaaybe , I dunno, build some hills or at least a velodrome real quick, because people are asking awkward questions and I don't like being unpopular...)
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If it wasn't "all race every race March through October" I could probably stomach it. But I'm already counting down for CX to start again 😭
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Am I a bad person for wishing for some zealous French police departments and border patrols to rekindle their old hobby of actually bullying cycling teams? 🫣 Just this once, for no-the-late-90s-are-still-not-that-old times' sake... 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hopefully, but also... Not holding my breath (especially as I'm not currently in a particularly good underwater-activity shape 🫣😑 😅)
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Btw, if anyone thinks the UCI+UAE connection is tinfoil hatty, please just count the amount of official UCI events in Emirates locations/collaborations yourselves... It's not some deep dark investigation process, it's just reading UCIs calendar and counting.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's just... Terrible how such things happen so suddenly and surprisingly and how nobody could have known...
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, Satan can probably only do so much anyways, but I appreciate the efforts. I do cheer for Carapaz to swear a bloody vendata on everything UAE related tho. Between Narvaez, Del Toro and Pog he has enough firewood for a spectacular bonfire of spite and vengeance. Please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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