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Stine Momo

@stinemomo.bsky.social
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Famously late adopter and probably only here for the cycling of all sorts. I'm funnier AND weirder on Tumblr, but aren't we all? Co-captain of the #tallboypeloton pep squad! Messy maker of mixtapes. I dance and dj and write and disco 🪩

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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Congrats to Pogacar. He has managed something unique that nobody else has done before him... I have officially cared WAY more about the fifa world cup this summer than I have about the tour de france. And that's an impressive generational first that shall never be forgotten.
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Bjarke Charlie @homokomikeren.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Det eneste tidspunkt højrefløjen bakker op om LGBT er, når det handler om islamister. I mellemtiden langer de selv ud efter os og gør, hvad de kan for at stække vores rettigheder. Så længe man udfører sit had demokratisk er det nemlig helt ok.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Link to the interview with clearly the most innocent man in pro cycling 😇😂🫣😇
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
But if your foster kids kept doing crack cocaine in their rooms repeatedly on your watch, you probably wouldn't be allowed as a foster parent again after that, would you? And yet here we are Mauro...
Screenshot from Instagram of a Cycling Weekly headline with a picture of and quote from Mauro Gianetti (Team UAE, former Saunier Duval DS) claiming he was a "victim" of his past team's doping scandals, saying "you don't know what your children do in their bedrooms".
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Apropos of nothing and everything... Pog really is the Messi of pro cycling, isn't he? And now everyone should have realised that that's not a compliment... It's quite accurate tho.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/06/2026
Let’s go further. Let’s get Big Money out of existence
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Facts.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Also Cicero: "Man Complaining Nobody Listens To Him Anymore Writes Tract On How To Make People Listen To You"
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Non-cycling related post aka Garden-brag. This lot may only be 12m² but the joy (and tasty joy) it brings me is enormous and I'm legit proud of it this year.
Photos of my garden lot in one of the city garden allotment associations in Copenhagen. We're 180ish people who each have about 12m² each.It's quite lush, innit?
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I kinda hate playing the role of Cassandra, but I'm legit counting the days until I can all yell "I f'n told you so" into the void that used to be my favourite sport. Because it feels very Cassandra to watch the media uncritically glaze Gianetti and his genocide-facilitating regime sponsored team.😬
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hey men's road racing? I think we may need to take a break for a while. Just wanted you to know it's not me. It's you. 😑
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Also, additionally, cheering for Pog (the overwhelming favourite most winningest rider on the richest most winningest team) also just feels like the blandest possible version of kicking in an open door... There's not really anything at stake result wise for him and as such, nothing to cheer for. 😵🤷🏻‍♀️
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Monthly reminder of who the name sponsors of Gianetti's superteam (and owner of almost all the additional sponsors as well) also is...
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
...and your cycling team, cycling race and a ridiculous amount of UCI championships recently and in the next 5 years! Lappartient basically making the UAE regime a partner of UCI is legit one the grossest thing to happen to the sport of cycling in a long time. (And we've had a LOT of gross things!)
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Wake me up when the Gianetti era ends...
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
so one single dude owns a full percent of *global* gdp and there are people acting like this is good
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I really like Bisiaux but this is actually embarrassing... It's the 2nd to last day to do anything in this race. Should everyone just stand still and wait for 3+ minutes? (Alternatively: you can either complain or stretch the car assisted chase back norms to the limit, you don't get to do both.)
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
No cycling commentators, a 19 yr old looking pale, bloody and absolutely ready to pass out after a hard race where he crashed isn't "heroic" or "superhuman". It's dumb at best.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Love seeing Kämna back in good racing form
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So... According to DK comms the important discussion is "why didn't the peloton wait" (why should they? Also see: break formation phase. Also see: why should they?) instead of other topics related to a certain chase back today? That's a hilarious set of priorities.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Skriver Feltet.dk deres artikler uden at se cykelløbet til ende? Læser folk ikke i det mindste fakta-korrektur inden de trykker publish? Det her er virkeligt en underlig ting at smide online efter et løb hvor Lidl-Trek blev nr. 4.
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Dan Deakins @dandeakins.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Lukas Hasenauer @luuksport.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Egan! #GirodItalia
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Ted Lasso: MVP! - Tedlassogifs
ALT: Ted Lasso: MVP! - Tedlassogifs
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
4 different riders (no mannequins!) from 4 different teams almost certainly wearing the 4 different jerseys on the podium tomorrow is my most favourite thing out of many good things about this end-result.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Death, taxes, DK commentators being unable to actually remember the past Giro stages they insist on talking about...
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
And everybody liked that! 💙 A win for feisty hotheads all around 😆
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Katie Mather @katiematherkm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I am verge of tears angry about FDJ and Specialized and Shimano turning Demi Vollering's amazing career story into an AI video. This could have been a breakthrough moment for women's cycling and the recognition she deserves. Instead it is slop.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Update: it's a Magnum ice-cream ad. It's a comically weird choice of music for that.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
There's an ad in rotation on HBO's giro interruptions set to Courtney Barnett's Pedestrian at Best and I'm like... Did they listen to the lyrics? "Put me on a pedestal, I'll only disappoint you"... Quite a choice for a commercial! 😆 (No idea what it's for, I restart the stream at the ad breaks 🤷🏻‍♀️)
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hey Visma? Let Cicco have his pretty blue jersey in peace tomorrow okay? Just let him take enough points to keep it and don't actively try to do the opposite. 🙏🏻 That way you can definitely enjoy your Italian afterparty without worries as well. 😅
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Vegni made a fuck you sprinter route as his final one. The sprinters then said FUCK YOU VEGNI, BYE! right back at him over that muro today...
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Okay, this is whack... Thy & Tølløse does the Giro well.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That fish packing factory sure knows how to make racers too, eh?
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is the kind of cycling content I'd love to see more of
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Okay, I'm just gonna say it. The w/kg pseudo math bros have legit made some cycling fans dumber. (Yes, I say pseudo because it's all estimates and they rarely show their math and wanna create engagement and headlines via their stuff - that some people then treat as objective facts.)
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Jesper Borup @jesperborup.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
1950erne har ringet, cykeljournalist. De vil gerne have deres kønsstereotype framing tilbage 📞
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robyn @robynemz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
art.
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Frida finally got her dad into the pink jersey 🩷
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Lukas Knöfler @lukascph.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Jonas' first call at the finish today: "You were saying, Vincenzo?" #GirodItalia
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Lady Starblade @ladystarblade.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tim Rex giving EVERYTHING on the climb. Epic painface. What a RIDE! #Giro26
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Jurassic Park: Tyrannosaurus Rex Encounter
Alt: The Jurassic Park T. rex roaring
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
🦖 with the neopro performance of this season so far!
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Lars Kramhøft @larskramhoft.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sjovt at vinklen på DRS indslag om en bondeknold der har skudt en ulv og er blevet idømt 40 dages betinget fængsel er at det er SYND for ham at det har fået konsekvenser at han har gjort noget ulovligt
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Også kendt som 80% af danskerne bakker IKKE op om Løkke.
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Michaela Rousing 🍉🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @mirrou64.eurosky.social · 23/05/2026
Hver femte dansker har en kort hukommelse
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woutje @woutvanart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tell us more vincenzo
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Let those who are without DQs throw the first bidon or something something 🤣
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Stine Momo @stinemomo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Toon Aerts clearly decided to save Lotto's Giro singlehandedly...
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