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@stillantspants.bsky.social
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📌 Full time homosexual. Always silly, sometimes thirsty. 📍 SE London

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 23h
Slag!
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 23h
Happy birthday
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 23h
Proudly presented by the weather
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The dog is unhappy because I haven’t taken him out yet. What he fails to mention is that it’s currently raining sideways.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Drivers of cars really don’t care about any road rules vs. a cyclist. And half of cyclists don’t think red lights apply to them.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well, there’s typically 1-1.5 hours in between.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The issue with eating dinner before the run club is that I’m famished again right after.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Where? WHERE? 🥹
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Janeway's Coffee Request on Star Trek Voyager
ALT: Janeway's Coffee Request on Star Trek Voyager
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah that one. Well his diver mates are also models on the website.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Which one?
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I agree. In my case, I wish I had liked it back then (especially since I’ve become very active since) and that I didn’t have some childhood asthma symptoms (cause they also prevented me from being more active).
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I knew you’d be true to yourself and immediately on them 😂
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You are not sorry!!!
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ok now you’re just showing off!!!!
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I avoided any kind of sport as a kid 😭
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Chafe me!
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Give em to me
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Are you though?
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Especially if they don’t get me anywhere
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As you should
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A problem I’m willing to have. Plus they can be shortened.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Forever jealous of guys who naturally have big thighs.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So the British divers have created their own underwear brand. And they’re fully leaning into the gays wanting the lowest amount of cloth possible 😂
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s what we all live for
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It doesn’t really require skill to cut up fruit. Ad it genuinely takes less than 5 mins once you’ve it two times or so. You can do it! We don’t put pineapple on pizza.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah though not as often these days.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wrong answer
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🥰
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m not in Japan (not for lack of trying)
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Afternoon.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🥹🥹🥹
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No. Next question.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
1) I’m at a disadvantage here 2) I don’t think Uniqlo does them anymore
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Love meself some Uniqlo 🙏
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sorry just been to the coffee shop. The brand of those boxers is what I really want to know!
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No I want to see the finished renos or decorations. I’m not an estate agent 😂
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh ok 👀
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like seeing your bums and dicks (I really do), but show me your flats/houses also? I want to thirst over pictures of your humble abodes.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why is it so peachy. How is it so peachy 🥹
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s an upside down elephant head.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jesus, no. Unless you want me to
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t know. My mind was busy picturing things
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Smut
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw a post about gorgeous paintings on IG but before I could read the description, the algorithm updated and the post was gone. I hate that app.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Omg yes
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Friendly reminder: you don’t need to not reply/ghost, you can just not ask for my number in the first place. Much easier and less hassle. Hope this helps.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
School run mums are the worst kind. They’re completely insane and constantly in a rush, yet half of them do fuck all all day. I’d fine the shit out of them on the road.
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tell that to my boss please and thank you
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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had a long dream about a very handsome guy (no clue who he is) and how I was fully crushing on him and how we flirted etc. and it just reminds me of my teenage years 😭
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