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Aperitivo in Italy = you get nibbles with the alcohol and you are fiiiine Aperitivo in Spain = you get double the alcohol and no food, and you are not fiiiine

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Not sure? Has it worked for anyone? And I don’t mean it started with sex and then became a friendship. I mean ongoing…

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I checked my finances as I’m on my (as some of you call) gazillionth holiday this year. And let me tell you, it’s gonna be tight with meeting my savings or mortgage overpayment target. May have to go on fewer hols next year. Shocking!

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The discourse over the triple lock will always fail because politicians and the media are seemingly unable to properly explain it. Say repeatedly how much pensions will still rise on average, and also show the average amount paid in vs taken out. And that will be the end of the conversation.

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Last day of holiday for a while and I’m very sad about it.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ok fine but I don’t have a current one. A prev holiday will have to do to kick off jocktober.

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There’s another gay (spoiler: I’m get) on the table next to me. But he’s all water only and some fish as a main. Meanwhile, I’m like big beer, more tapas dishes than the waiter recommended. Gotta live a little.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The number of times I need a wee when I’m at the beach. It’s an inconvenience.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m not sure I can go back to a normal routine for the rest of the year. At the same time I do look forward to some normalcy when it comes to food and exercising.

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American couple next to me at the restaurant is having a domestic. This isn’t the vibe I’m going for here.

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I’m genuinely interested in how people (esp singles) get on with their new build flats in London. Prices and interest rates are high, the value tends to drop after purchase, service charges are an issue. I’m considering it but it seems challenging. Sadly we don’t like talking openly about money…

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I’m cautiously optimistic that I have escaped the kids brigade today. Still waiting for the hotties to arrive though.

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I did it, along 100 other people, and it was great.

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You know that feeling when your body is heated up from the sun all day and you lie naked on your bed at night and feel like the Chernobyl reactor? Yeah.

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I’m already excited for my morning run along the beach promenade tomorrow.

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I found the part of the beach where all the hotties are. I’ll make sure to place myself right in the middle of it tomorrow

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As a solo traveler I generally skip any queue for a table at a restaurant 🥰

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What is it with all those mobility scooters? Most of the people on it seem to be able to walk just fine?!

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Observing straight couple at the beach, most of them have one physucallly fit person and one not so fit one. In 90% of cases, the women (who gave birth to 1-2 kids) are in decent shape while the men carry around an awful beer belly. What do these women see in them?

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The Benidorm family next to me is rather interesting. The lady has two kids, seemingly one each with the two guys who are also with her here on holiday. And her mum is here too.

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Couldn’t sleep and went to the gym. By the time I got to breakfast it was absolutely heaving. Then I went to the beach and I was only the second person there. 1) where have all the people gone? 2) I deserve a German passport for this.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.

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Cannot wait to stay at the beach all day tomorrow

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did a run, got a coffee on the way home, now doing some work before drinking wine all day.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I had too much wine. I’m wide awake.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The barista assumed I wanted my cappuccino with oat milk. That was her baseline. No hun, I want my milk straight from a cow’s tit.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After my holiday, when I’m getting back into the rhythm, I think I’ll drop the weights at the gym and work more on full range/good execution. Maybe that will grow those quads, glutes, arms… fuckers won’t grow.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I take it as a compliment that my ☺️ got more likes than my 🍑

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m also very close to going to Brexit central Weatherspoons because my local brewery has become a kindergarden.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The reality is that I need to be affluent enough (not rich, just affluent enough) to afford as many trips as possible. Go somewhere else, not deal with all the troubles in life and the surrounding area. I cannot tell you how zen I was in Sicily.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Peeps I need a restaurant/wine bar recommendation for central London. Mainly for drinks but also a bit of food. Been to Gordon’s loads. And Lady of the Grapes costs you an arm and a leg these days.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I kissed a hot man AND he was a good kisser.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Watched Endgame on tv yesterday. What a film - still! I’m sure they’ll pull something like this off again with the upcoming films. But I don’t think they’ll be able to replicate the emotions and anticipation we all felt when Endgame came out.

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My monthly energy bill is going up by 50%. Happy day to me 🫠

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Λпd·ʀєɑѕ @stillantspants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t like this feeling of constantly feeling cold, maybe a bit sniffy etc. I’m not ready for autumn.

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Somehow the IG algorithm is showing me all those American mum videos making the most abysmal meals full of sugar, butter, fat etc. like horrific. And I wonder how tf they’re all still alive.

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The BBC pissed me right off this morning with their report on flats struggling to sell. Their conclusion: should we build more houses instead? Yes sure, a 25-year old single person desperately wants a 5-bed super expensive house in the middle of fucking nowhere. Knobs!

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I sit here on my sofa with the dog sleeping on my lap. And I keep thinking. What even is the point?! 😂

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