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Timothy Stiles

@stiles.io
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Genetic, research, and software engineer looking to make friends. Creator of Poly, an open source Go package for engineering DNA 🧬 Let's engineer weird little guys together. github.com/bebop/poly 📍San Francisco

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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/08/2026
I'm not even a quarter through it and it reads like this
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/matthew-mcconaughey-smoking
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 24/04/2026
How it feels to have new projects that you need to publicly announce
Box art for Burnout Paradise, featuring a sleek sports car drifting at high speed with motion blur and bold graffiti-style text reading "Burnout Paradise - Remastered" above a cityscape background.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 21/04/2026
Real ones know why I love NIST with all my heart.
NIST Standard Reference Material 2387 Peanut Butter in a small clear plastic jar with a white lid, against a blue background. The label reads "Standard Reference Material 2387 Peanut Butter" issued by NIST, National Institute of Standards and Technology, U.S. Department of Commerce, 100 Bureau Drive, Gaithersburg, MD 20899. A QR code and notice are visible on the right side of the label, with storage instructions to keep at -20°C.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 24/03/2026
Implementing a policy like this when your most famous alumni is MLK Jr. is beyond shameful.
Screenshot of a New York Times article dated March 23, 2026, by Alan Blinder. Text reads: "Boston University removed Pride flags that were displayed in campus buildings this month, angering professors who believe school leaders may be suppressing expression because they fear the Trump administration. University officials have suggested the displays could imply the school endorses them, violating its pledge to be evenhanded with its standards around speech."
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 18/03/2026
Better put those numbers to good use if you want your #1 spot on the leaderboard back
// HALL OF RUNNERS - GLOBAL tab. Columns: #, Runner, Net Worth, Tier, Mode, Day, Date.

stiles.io, ¢120,057, Tier S, Runner, D60, 2026-03-17
moll.dev, ¢110,090, Tier S, Runner, D60, 2026-03-16
Cyanne.codes, ¢103,619, Tier S, Runner, D59, 2026-03-16
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 16/03/2026
I'm not saying I've worked out all the bugs yet but this is starting to feel pretty good.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 15/03/2026
I bought the red data when it crashed
Game over screen from Aetheros Contraband displaying a Legendary rank. Net worth is ¢251,486 (¢251,198 in credits, ¢288 in inventory). Debt is clear. Run lasted 32 out of 30 days on Runner difficulty with 672 items traded. Three achievements were unlocked this run: First Run (complete your first game), Corpo Killer (end with 50,000+ net worth), and Clean Slate (pay off all debt before game ends). The full achievement list shows 3 of 13 total unlocked, with locked achievements including Ghost Protocol, Speed Runner, Red Baron, Diversified, Survivor, Chrome Slayer, Untouchable, Fully Chromed, Mission Master, and Rival Eliminator.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 05/03/2026
I'm building this! It's called PWAH (people who are actually here) You can scan a temporary QR code to join public chats for public spaces. That way you can make friends with people that frequent the same places as you.
PWAH chat list screen displaying multiple conversations including "Weekend Plans," "Tech Talk," and "Project Alpha" with message previews, timestamps, unread badges, and a "New chat" button in the bottom right corner."Create New Chat" screen showing a "Choose Identity" bottom sheet modal with two options: a verified AT Proto account (@stiles.io) selected as default, and a PWAH Profile (John Doe), plus Cancel and Confirm buttons.PWAH app screen displaying a QR code for joining a chat, with a 1-second countdown timer and a "Continue to Chat" button at the bottom.PWAH chat conversation screen for "Weekend Plans" showing messages between Sarah and the user discussing meeting at a coffee shop tomorrow, with a message input field at the bottom.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 08/07/2025
Hank Hill at the counter of the computer business center help desk quoted as saying, "I do not want to save ro OneDrive. I want to save to the documents folder... On my computer.... That I own... In my house."
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 14/06/2025
The only orange muppet to trust about science.
Protestor holding a hand drawn sign of Beaker from the Muppets that says, "THE ONLY ORANGE MUPPET to TRUST ABOUT SCIENCE!"
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 14/06/2025
Scenic view of Dolores park with "FUCK ICE" in big white lettering alongside a hill.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 14/06/2025
I've never seen this many people at Dolores park
Literally thousands of people marching alongside Dolores park. One protestor holds a sign that says, "STOP THE KIDNAPPING".
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 23/04/2025
Activist crossing the street with their dog and golden retriever in front of SF Tesla dealership. Holding an American flag in one hand, and a protest sign in the other obscuring their face that reads, "IMPORT STUDENT ACTIVISTS".
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 09/03/2025
Listen to that sizzle. Is this asmr?
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 07/03/2025
This machine kills fascists #standupforscience2025
Protest sign with an image of a microscope with the caption "This machine kills fascists".
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 12/02/2025
Used this to get admin on my school laptop and almost got expelled.
from: https://logi.wiki/index.php/Single_user_mode

"Create a new user in Single User Mode (This creates a new Administrator Account)

You can create a new administrator account by restarting the Setup Assistant:

    Boot into Single User Mode: Start/restart your Mac. As soon as you hear the startup tone, press and hold ⌘ + S until you see a black screen with white lettering. (If you end up back on the login screen after a flash of the black screen with white lettering, enter your password and it will return to the black screen.)
    Mount the drive by typing /sbin/mount -uw / then ↩ enter.
    Remove the Apple Setup Done file by typing rm /var/db/.AppleSetupDone then ↩ enter.
    Reboot by typing reboot then ↩ enter.
    Complete the setup process, creating a new admin account.

With macOS Catalina, the APFS volume scheme is a little different. Change step 2 to /sbin/mount -uw /System/Volumes/Data . Continue to step 3. "
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 20/01/2025
AliExpress customer support needs to understand that I'm happily married
Text from AliExpress customer support:

Don't worry I already handled this kind of case many times and I am long time agent here. I can assure you that the information I have given to you is the best way to solve your concern.

I hope you appreciate my efforts to you.😘

Is there anything else I can help you more customer?😍
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 03/01/2025
is ghostty faster? I don't really know. Will it make me a better engineer? Probably not. Does it have a bunch of sweet themes? yes. yes it does.
A theme preview screen with ghosty listing 24+ themes in the sidebar while previewing the synthwave everything which I personally use
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 03/01/2025
this meme is a week late but I couldn't get it out of my head
template:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oh-shit-for-real

first panel: computer screen with Mitchel Hashimoto's face on it. A man on the couch is laying down and says.

"Oh Mitchell, I'm just feeling real low"

Second panel zooms in on Mitchell's face on the computer screen and says, "I made a new terminal emulator.

Third panel zooms in on the same man with a blank face for a somewhat dramatic pause.

Fourth panel the man sits up a little, turns to Mitchell and says, "Oh shit, for real?"
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 15/12/2024
Finally got my kubernetes cluster running at home with multiple machines.
Three nodes running talos in a cluster. Adding more nodes should be pretty easy!
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 15/12/2024
These sprouts made my day.
three little ginger sprouts emerging from the soil.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 11/12/2024
Calling Poly from python repl 👀
from a terminal emulator

Python 3.13.0 (main, Oct  7 2024, 05:02:14) [Clang 15.0.0 (clang-1500.3.9.4)] on darwin
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> from poly import checks
>>> checks.IsDNA("adfa")
False
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 10/12/2024
Rust and Python both have documentation tests which serve a similar purpose but are defined as in-line within doc strings instead of regular unit tests. Makes them a little clunky to write, test, and maintain. doc.rust-lang.org/rust-by-exam...
from https://doc.rust-lang.org/rust-by-example/testing/doc_testing.html

/// First line is a short summary describing function.
///
/// The next lines present detailed documentation. Code blocks start with
/// triple backquotes and have implicit `fn main()` inside
/// and `extern crate <cratename>`. Assume we're testing `doccomments` crate:
///
/// ```
/// let result = doccomments::add(2, 3);
/// assert_eq!(result, 5);
/// ```
pub fn add(a: i32, b: i32) -> i32 {
    a + b
}
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 10/12/2024
Calling Go from python repl 👀
a python 3.13 repl with the following text

>>> from out import hi
>>> hi.hello("you")
hello you from go
>>>
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 05/12/2024
Estimated tsunami start times for NorCal and Oregon.
ESTIMATED TSUNAMI START TIMES FOR SELECTED SITES ARE

Fort Bragg, CA 11:10AM

Crescent City 11:20AM

Port Orford Oregon 11:20 AM

Brookings OR 11:25 AM

Charleston Oregon 11:40 AM

San Francisco CA 12:10 PM
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/12/2024
WAT registry.terraform.io/providers/MN...
Terraform Provider for dominos pizza docs:

"The Dominos provider exists to ensure that while your cloud infrastructure is spinning up, you can have a hot pizza delivered to you. This paradigm-shifting expansion of Terraform's "resource" model into the physical world was inspired in part by the realization that Google has a REST API for Interconnects, e.g. for people with hard-hats digging up the ground, laying fiber. If you can use Terraform to summon folks with shovels to drop a fiber line, why shouldn't you be able to summon a driver with a pizza?"
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 02/12/2024
new blog just dropped
a github pages static site with a header simply saying "hello" with no css styling at timohystiles.github.io
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 23/11/2024
this is what I make agar plates with so only the strong survive
A kilogram of s&b brand wasabi for $10 at my local chef supply store.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 22/11/2024
too much wet internet not enough rice. we also tried using Gluten Free wasabi powder
A 1KG bag of s&b brand wasabi powder I found in the store for $10 the other day
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 22/11/2024
You can add your bluesky handle to your GitHub profile too btw github.com/TimothyStiles
My github profile with my @stiles.io bsky handle next to the logo
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 19/11/2024
Time to update your threat model
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/homer-staring-at-moe

1st panel Moe is dressed up and looking proper but alarmed, labeled "scientist".

2nd panel homer looks disheveled looking down at Moe off screen. "Labeled bootleg sports streamers".
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 16/11/2024
"You have your anarchist. What are you going to do with him?"
Paperback cover to a paperback reprint of Ursala Le Guin 's novel, "The Dispossessed". It features a man with smooth plastic clothes from the chest up a barren desert of jagged rocks and a dirigible in the background.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 09/11/2024
when you implement a couple of basic alignment algorithms in an afternoon
From this template:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/professional-players-vs-veteran-players/photos

Center: Tiny man swinging a wooden sword labeled, "Me implementing some basic alignment algorithms in an afternoon"

Top right: A giant orange warrior god sitting upon his thrown peacefully watching my efforts labeled, "Heng Li"

Top right: Another giant blue warrior god sitting upon his thrown peacefully watching my efforts labeled, "Also Heng Li"
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 05/11/2024
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/11/2024
no one told me that switching handles would delete all of my feeds 🫠
A search bar with links to the discover and follower feeds with all of my other feeds missing.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 02/11/2024
me heading to my last social event after GitHub Universe this week
Slurms McKenzie the Original Party worm with bloodshot eyes who is tired of partying.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 01/11/2024
I really tried to put together some nice outfits for GitHub Universe this week but I only managed to snap this one 🥴
Fit check selfie in glass reflection. Color scheme of orange white and blue with brown and gold belt and glasses. Blue jeans, textures long white sleeve tee. Frilly blue and white patterned scarf. Faded orange backpack and bright orange Nike sneakers. Leather belt with a brass loop hook buckle. Hair pulled back in a loose bun to the side.Same as the other but with me making the Obama "Not bad" meme face.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 01/11/2024
Double, double toil and trouble.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 01/11/2024
Halloween this year has been pretty magical.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 22/10/2024
IKEA showrooms are the best examples of Gestalt Theory I've ever seen. Each interior piece is cheap made but together they make something homey and uncanny.
A tiny house showroom in IKEA. Each piece of the interior is made of cheap materials but the styling and color theme makes everything seem richer than it is. 

The green accent colors of the stools match the wall and bedspread and compliment the plastic plants and green drapery in the background.

The cabinetry is white and inoffensive but could maybe feel more earthy if it were a wood finish at higher price point.

The mirror in the back leading to the bathroom reflects the entire room making it feel bigger and less claustrophobic.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 21/10/2024
well my washing machine won't drain and I've at least found the manufacturer's trouble shooting guide but now I'm tempted to put a tiny boat in there and watch it struggle in the maelstrom
Washing machine isn't draining water. Pictured here is water pooled at the bottom of the side facing drum.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 20/10/2024
"Stories of Your Life", the short story by Ted Chiang, is so good that I've been recommending it ad nauseum to my friends IRL so now I'm going to do it online too.
Stories of Your Life and Others paperback copy with a blurb talking about how it was the basis for the movie Arrival and that it's so good it will leave you speechless.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 19/10/2024
I'm in now what?
A screenshot of the default proxmox dashboard
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 19/10/2024
Actually pretty good. Gives it a little sweetness. Maybe could do something similar with chopped raisins?
Goji berry tomato sauce on toasted sourdough.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 19/10/2024
I have no idea what goji berries cost we got these for free.
Half used bag of "Organic Ningxia Goji Berries" that we got for free.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 19/10/2024
Usually I'm the food combo sicko in our house but the love of my life suggested we try putting goji berries in tomato sauce and now I've made a small test batch.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 18/10/2024
Hi I'm Alice and this will be my rabbit hole today
A proxmox install welcome screen
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 11/10/2024
I think I got the Aurora last night in SF but the fog really tones it down.
Shot of fog with Aurora on the low horizon overlooking San Francisco
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 09/10/2024
opening a window and listening to Against Me!'s live album will fix me every time
Cover for Against Me!'s live album titled, "23 Live Sex Acts" in a pre-modern graphic design style similar to seen in old timey print news ads
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 07/10/2024
Come on now really right after I posted this?
An obvious computer generated thirst trap.Thirst trap's profile before I blocked it. No posts, no cover image, and follows 113 people while only having two followers.
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