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Timothy Stiles

@stiles.io
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Genetic, research, and software engineer looking to make friends. Creator of Poly, an open source Go package for engineering DNA 🧬 Let's engineer weird little guys together. github.com/bebop/poly 📍San Francisco

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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 4h
what if we got stuck in a local minima together
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 4h
长 shaped economy
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 10/09/2026
Sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from shitposting
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 13/08/2026
If you have a favorite ergonomic split keyboard please reply or DM with recs my wrists are killing me and there's no where near me I can even try them out before ordering 💀
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 13/08/2026
I did this and Tessa immediately got them to install Germ
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 13/08/2026
Earthquake in SF!
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 08/08/2026
I don't know how to explain this but Billie Eilish is incredibly quaker coded
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 07/08/2026
absurd that my gitea instance that I barely pay attention to probably has better uptime than GitHub at this point.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/08/2026
I just read a manic episode disguised as a technical report that functions as inbound marketing for this guy's consulting business. Entranced pythia type shit
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 01/08/2026
Vanquishing a nemesis is a top tier experience btw. You'll ride that high your whole life.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 28/07/2026
Sweet nothings to the ether
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 28/07/2026
Anti crash out crash out club
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 28/07/2026
It's crazy that Spain won the world cup 2-0 but the scoreboard glitched and showed 1-0 instead
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 26/07/2026
Think I might try to rent a huawei gpu just to see what all the hubbub is about.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 25/07/2026
Apparently someone near community thrift today there's an hour long line for MUNI branded hats
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 22/07/2026
brewing monsters
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 21/07/2026
How funny would it be if all these proven conjectures spit out from models were just in the training data and posted by some crackpot redditor that no one believed. "Claude, take credit for my work so people take it seriously. Make no mistakes."
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 20/07/2026
Just checked this dude's LinkedIn and he's so conservative think tank weirdo who's been at OpenAI for a month lmao
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 19/07/2026
DISALLOW THAT I DARE YOU
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 19/07/2026
Disallowing that goal was outrageous
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 14/07/2026
I'm not a big fancy PI but I just submitted my 3 paragraphs minutes before the due date
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 10/07/2026
Ladles and germs, bees and goils I've had a major breakthrough and I'm going to be posting through it
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 10/07/2026
Five bucks says someone in SF will pitch AI powered haunted houses before this hype cycle is over
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 10/07/2026
Told my dad this is what I think of whenever he mentions the All In podcast.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 09/07/2026
If Mr. Beast style thumbnails are actually the best style of thumbnails for attracting viewers then what's the distant second best that lets you keep a little bit of dignity?
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 09/07/2026
going to be reposting this every 6 years for the rest of my life
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 06/06/2026
politically Maine is just cold Florida
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 09/07/2026
Who has three thumbs and rescheduled a meeting for tomorrow several times by mistake? This guy.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 05/07/2026
Didn't catch the latest Paraguay game but from my mostly angry feed it sounds like Paraguay played with about as much honor and dignity as they usually do.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/07/2026
Expanding the world cup to 64 teams isn't enough. We should just roll the qualifiers into it and let any nation play. I want to see Puerto Rico play against Utah. Navajo vs the Quebecoise. Also the Falklands get to play Argentina but borrow 10 players from the UK plus Vozinha.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/07/2026
The refs were way too precious about Messi and wtf was that ending the game exactly at 3 minutes stoppage time when Cabo had the throw in that close to the net.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/07/2026
I'm writing flops tonight but I'm feeling it cause that game made me feel things I'm still feeling hours later.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/07/2026
Expanding the world cup to 64 teams isn't enough. We should just roll the qualifiers into it and let any nation play. I want to see Puerto Rico play against Utah. Navajo vs the Quebecoise. Also the Falklands get to play Argentina but borrow 10 players from the UK plus Vozinha.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 04/07/2026
I don't even want to watch the world cup anymore after that Cabo Verde cultural victory. The only thing I want more of is Cabo Verde.
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 29/06/2026
I thought of doing the QED thing as a bit years ago but of course someone would do it now unironically
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 27/06/2026
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 18/06/2026
I didn't know that people still even used cursor
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 14/06/2026
I love that Twinkies predate Tiramisu
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 06/06/2026
politically Maine is just cold Florida
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 28/05/2026
I know horses don't really get cancer but this feels off
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 28/05/2026
Job hunting and putting the 🦀 emoji in my username for visibility. Yes, I know Rust but I only signal it in times of distress 🦀🦀🦀
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 17/05/2026
Bookmarking a post because it'd be embarrassing to like it publicly
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 13/05/2026
I thought this was a slick announcement for a new major version of Talos Linux and I guess I really am a certain type of nerd.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 11/05/2026
"Going fast and breaking things" will often break the person who is going fast.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 11/05/2026
"Going fast and breaking things" will often break the person who is going fast.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 11/05/2026
Scientists have a desperate need to be understood and unfortunately have made themselves unrelatable to anyone who hasn't taken linear algebra. THEY WILL TELL YOU THINGS IF YOU HAVE THE EARS TO LISTEN.
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 08/05/2026
I need a job asap. Who's hiring?
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 28/04/2026
So in the last couple months I've cranked out a couple of mobile apps that should absolutely see the light of day but the thing is... I've never submitted anything to the mobile app stores for review before. Are there any pitfalls I should watch out for or am I just overthinking this?
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Timothy Stiles @stiles.io · 24/04/2026
How it feels to have new projects that you need to publicly announce
Box art for Burnout Paradise, featuring a sleek sports car drifting at high speed with motion blur and bold graffiti-style text reading "Burnout Paradise - Remastered" above a cityscape background.
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