Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026But like, people probably would’ve also been happy with a faster horse. 010 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Why don’t companies use AI in ways that are organic extensions of their product? Spotify has my listen history—and all the lyrics & album covers & metadata—in context by default. Why can’t I pop open a chat and say, “the kid wants to hear ‘the one where the guy goes crazy at the end’ again??” 000 0
Reposted by Michael StewartGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It's a point I've been trying to make for a long time: there is no good way to meet even 10% of current demand for animal products. They trash the living world, whichever way you do it. If you want to reduce your impact, switch to a plant-based diet. www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comOrganic eggs have worse impact on climate than eggs from caged chickensAdopting organic free-range model in UK could lead to greenhouse emissions equivalent to 2,316,000 tonnes of CO2, study suggests 821706470 0
Reposted by Michael Stewartjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/06/2026this is the most pathetic-ass letter i have ever seen 1363383374 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Imagine getting a text message when a sold out Kickstarter reward tier becomes available, so you can snag what an early bird dropped. 🤩 slackerbacker.com 000 0
Reposted by Michael StewartTaylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It’s out now folks and it’s irresponsibly big. Please please buy it so my family can have health insurance. Jesus Christ please buy it. 512155 0
Reposted by Michael StewartTara Campbell @taracampbell.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Stay alert for HR 7661! This horrible book banning bill has been brewing in the House. Please call your reps to make sure they know about it, and to make sure it doesn't get snuck into any wild-ass omnibus bills. And thank you to @authorsabb.bsky.social for the graphic encapsulating the bill 07985 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I’m a lifelong early adopter and I LOVE Kickstarter, but I always miss early bird rewards bc I’m distracted. (parent brain?) So I built this tool for myself and it worked! I got the reward I wanted and saved like 700 bucks, so… I am launching it as a real thing. Try it free! slackerbacker.comslackerbacker.comSlacker Backer — Kickstarter Pledge WatcherEarly-bird pledge tiers sell out in minutes — but they often free up later when backers bail. We watch so you don't have to. 110 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 05/05/2026why is capital suddenly so interested in saving you time? 020 0
Reposted by Michael StewartThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g… 6685651558 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Many of you never read Zillions, consumer reports for kids, and it shows 040 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Should all Pokémon be allowed to vote, or only the humanoid ones? If you think no Pokémon should be allowed to vote, why? Do you also believe we should eat Pokémon? You want to be able to eat Mr Mimes? 100 0
Reposted by Michael StewartBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/03/2026The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America. 6664361140 0
Reposted by Michael StewartChristopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This is a fascist, eliminationist project to eradicate trans people from public life. Full stop. Any Dem - like Newsom - who doesn’t fully unequivocally support trans people at this moment, who doesn’t fight this tooth and fucking nail, needs to be pushed out of power asap. Reddest of lines. 3856265 0
Reposted by Michael StewartBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.spinclass.substack.comI Caught POLITICO and the New York Times Laundering Pink Slime "News"How the sexist backlash to AOC and Gretchen Whitmer at the Munich Security Conference led me to a scammy "local news" outlet pushing a coordinated right-wing narrative 12864971961 0
Reposted by Michael StewartEric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 13/01/2026This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed. 35189345005 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“…and they don't need helmets because it has a roll cage.” - My dad showing me a stomach churning video of my 5yo and 2yo old absolutely hauling ass around his backyard in a gas powered go kart 000 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 23/11/2025the 2.5yo picked a bag of peanut m&ms as his good boy road trip treat today. back on the road, he’s munching behind us when we hear, “this snack is amazing.” 140 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Trampoline park playing Barenaked Ladies One Week because it’s the only song with the lyric, “…you’ll have to sign a waiver.” 020 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I have this theory that the actual reason they caved is fear that a little r revolution might reveal that big R Revolution is an option. 000 0
Reposted by Michael StewartElizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 07/11/2025Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money. 752095709 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 28/10/2025My takeaway here is that prison abolition has more support than the current admin. 010 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 21/09/2025How do people who *can’t* balance on one leg while resting a 30lb sack on the other wash their toddlers hands in any public restroom?? 020 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 10/09/2025me: why the hell am I getting ads for doorknobs?? me: nice doorknobs though … click 030 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Overheard in London: “Sometimes I think I’m crazy.” “No! No. You’re just like my hairdresser. She loves other cultures.” 020 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Airport security gave my 2yo this coloring book today. Neat way for him to learn that guns exist! 020 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I would simply form an alliance with the gorilla. Together we would be unstoppable. 010 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 23/02/2025A million valid criticisms, and I keep coming back to their north star metric: efficiency. Not efficacy, impact, or quality. They chose arguably the worst metric for complex systems. 000 0
Reposted by Michael StewartKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The locksmith for Yosemite National Park, whose apprenticed under his now-retired predecessor for 4 years, says he was fired by Musk three weeks out from the end of his probationary period. www.instagram.com/p/DGLxMKbyKw...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 7301102 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I’ve unplugged my refrigerator. This change will save $30 a month effective immediately. 020 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Pick a hill to die on, or you’ll die in the valleys. 000 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025“That’s not the hill I’m going to die on,” said the Democrats, about every hill. 030 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 26/01/2025One thing is for sure about the teams building this generation of AI agents: They all hate booking dinner reservations. 000 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Empirically there is very little to feel optimistic about right now. And yet 000 0
Reposted by Michael Stewartparker higgins @xor.blue · 23/12/2024this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer 253239735317 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 20/12/2024embarrassed to admit that I don’t know where to find the oat’s nipple 010 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024…also that the “normal” one is the one you’d be apologizing to 000 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024keeping your own blood slightly past when you’re eligible to donate again makes you a grinch! 000 0
Reposted by Michael Stewartniina pollari @niina.bsky.social · 08/11/2024This piece of mine, my only meaningful work of erasure really, has had a long life. People write to me about it all the time. It's an erasure of a page of the application to become a naturalized US citizen; I made it in 2017 and it's feeling relevant again 25219 0
Reposted by Michael StewartMichael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 12/07/2023It’s 1992. I’m 7. A man 39 years older than me is elected president. It’s 2000. I’m 15. A man 39 years older than me is elected president. It’s 2016. I’m 31. A man 39 years older than me is elected president. It’s 2020. I’m 35. A man 43 years older than me is elected president. It's 2024... 031 0
Michael Stewart @stewart.bsky.social · 31/10/2024you can’t even call people boils and ghouls anymore bc of woke 021 0