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Stewart Teece

@stewart-teece.bsky.social
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Provincial man of mystery. If you're doing Emergency Medicine in the West of Scotland you have my deepest apologies

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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's difficult to comprehend that having a helicopter pilot's license, killing someone on national television and being a five star cunt gives you fuck all authority to talk about oncological epidemiology. Hope you're enjoying the scooter, waiting on my DOYLE T-shirt.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many times do I have to tell you? Brains is 6 letters!
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're all ignoring Saddam Hussein in top right corner?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goodyear or the Roses?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He'll be alright he has the "perhaps if you had put some paper towel down right away instead of getting the big bouncy lad out of The Prisoner round and having an accusatory photo shoot the stain wouldn't be quite so bad"
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it might be that Dark Place was made in the 80s but only shown in the 21st Century. But all the programmes in the list use subtext- like cowards.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If they drop a paracetamol and it lands in their fur they might never find it. Damn bear flu!
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I get lost I just go to the nicest looking house I can see and buy it for cash at 50% over the asking price. When I get up in the morning I donate it to charity* *The most right wing local political party.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes it's amazing how horrible things can happen to people and they manage to laugh at it.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once treated a bloke who had cut off most of a finger, asked if brought the finger with him. "It's in the fucking dog, bastard whipped it off the floor before I could grab it"
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Show me someone who is more English than Ian Wright.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, this is genius. I'm going to write back to the local planning office about the kitchen extension they said no to. "What if it has a machine gun tower?". Can't possibly fail.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
crusty
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Sally and Bob chapter made me put the book down and go hug my wife. Happy now?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pauper trolls
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think this is unfair to Marshall and Rubble. Paunch Patrol perhaps?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lovely. My wife actually said yesterday that she felt Ed Sheeran fans knew where things are in B&Q. Wasn't quite as good as my daughter's isn't his demographic waiting rooms?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fleeing the persecution of the Rocker based governments of Eastern Europe. I have a cousin who spent 6 years in the Gene Vincent re-education camp, quiff the size of a canoe when they let him out.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't fast forward to the being rude to the lady in the wheelchair or running the man over then stealing his roast chicken. I'm hoping the character who did this gets his comeuppance as I think AI does flamethrowers reasonably well, but I think we might be supposed to like him.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"There £200 million" he's a clever lad. Not sure that Kelvin "The Truth" McKenzie should use the phrase never forget
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A what?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alright, Grass Snake Man.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm really sorry to hear this. Life isn't fair.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Touché? Or is two Che too Che?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dr Doom might as well give up now.
Fulton Mackay in Porridge, who gave hard stares that Paddington could only dream of.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But think of the opportunities... what chance in life does he have if he went elsewhere?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Idle is Ralenti in French, you could put the effort in
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Be careful; group A strep sounds like it's the best strep, trust me, it's not.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Source tells BBC SAS man approached Farage in the pub and told him to have 6 oysters not 4 and pretend not to be horrified at being asked to do something illegal so that James Bond could shoot the baddies straight after.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think that it's unfair that you failed include the footballing crow (Corvidhino) who's just put an absolute screamer of a penalty past him.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just as well Andrea Jenkyns is an insomniac. She's going to be up all night writing some sort of Wagnerian opera to fill the next 3 days of conference time, while the rest of the party sneak off to Belize.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Checked all the dots on all the 'i's . Thought I was safe. Twat hooked me from a lower case J.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0tZ...
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Counting Song
YouTube video by Ivor Cutler - Topic
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Josie and the Pussycats Disaster Area before Hotblack Desiato died All the bands SuperHans has been in Chimney Factory Wyld Stallyns That one in StarTrek with Charles Napier Half Man Half Biscuit
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GCc... The Penguin's guide to the Boozer
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Visiting a British Pub with Burgess (The Penguin) Meredith
YouTube video by Erwin Warkentin
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They then shoot the hostages- fin. Apparently wasn't a hit which is why I can't remember the name. Shame as I'd watch it again. People want the "right" end. Why a lot of people don't like "The Birds"
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I remember watching a film on Moviedrome with Alex Cox- Western- at the end the baddies are holed up in the saloon with hostages. The hero walks into the square for the shootout. They shoot him through the window. His girl rushes to the body to profess her love- bang.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I left my home in Aexone Headed for the 'Raeus bay I've had nothing to live for Look like nothin's gonna come my way So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Chewbacca the Brush #welshstarwars
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The AristoCatullus 16
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Richard? How many times did your Mum ever hug you?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Little fat lads are the best at kissing
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sorry if that's trite. And a weird first contact in 20 something years. Not sure how I even stumbled on this. But I'm less of a dick than when you knew me and I get paid to help people suffering. Sometimes I like to try to do it for free, when it looks like it matters.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I am so, so sorry. His affection is still there, he just struggles to reach it. I'm sure your touch helps him get closer to reaching it. It's not fair, life isn't and diseases aren't. Keeping every second you can is the closest you can get to justice.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Seems like a reasonable compromise. Not being able to hug a loved one has got to be the worst. Especially when it's as complex as it sounds.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Aye
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Do the rails not come down? If they do how likely is he to fall? Asking as someone with some experience in hospital beds.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What's Sporty Coelo up to?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There FFS
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's also usually wyverns, the combination wing/forelimb makes galloping Galahad really windy which makes everything cold and turgor difficult to maintain. To be fair, their should be one more book in the non-fictions section covering important stuff like this.
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