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Stewart Teece

@stewart-teece.bsky.social
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Provincial man of mystery. If you're doing Emergency Medicine in the West of Scotland you have my deepest apologies

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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, this is genius. I'm going to write back to the local planning office about the kitchen extension they said no to. "What if it has a machine gun tower?". Can't possibly fail.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just as well Andrea Jenkyns is an insomniac. She's going to be up all night writing some sort of Wagnerian opera to fill the next 3 days of conference time, while the rest of the party sneak off to Belize.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GCc... The Penguin's guide to the Boozer
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Visiting a British Pub with Burgess (The Penguin) Meredith
YouTube video by Erwin Warkentin
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oldman, Numan, Coleman, Phew man! Numan has a little car, Coleman was a little star, Say! what a lot of Gary Men there are! Gary Numan flies a plane, Gary Oldman acts insane, Oldman's sister's Little Mo, Gary Coleman didn't grow His real name isn't Gary Numan For real names see Harry Truman
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How they disallowing that one?
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#WayneRooney incoming That were crap!
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Rick Body @richardbody.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🩸 What happens to your blood sample before it hits the analyzer can change your patient’s troponin result. I’ve recorded a short video to explain how and why, and what to do about it. ⚠️ This will become increasingly important as we start to use more point of care tests… youtu.be/TaHe1zFc_O0?...
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Before you trust a troponin result, WATCH THIS!
YouTube video by Rick Body
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kubler Ross Stages of Grief Football 1) Denial 2) Anger 3) Taking the piss 4) Aaah it's fine
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Proof, if needed, that he is definitely a grifter/not part of the establishment* *delete dependent on political leaning
Top cat living in Count Binface's head.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think the most impressive bit is that someone must have been next to the guy with the camera with the most mahoosive megaphone shouting everyone look this way guys, it's for the Donald!"
not an AI picture that Donald trump produced of the World's fair about to be followed by proof that it is 100% real 1000% real numbers people haven't even heard of % real, trumptysixbillion percent real
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sold all my UmBongo shares at half time
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Saw #ChristopherLee was trending. Assumed he had risen from the dead again, but was in a flim on telly last night. Disappointed
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A red legged partridge badly pasted into the hair of the most famous Pertwee even if his son is in bigger stuff
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The head of MI6 not knowing to switch the lights off when hiding in a church! If I'd written it M would have left the lights on as a trap, killed Silva as he came in. Then copped off with the Scottish gamekeeper fella. Then when interrupted by Bond gone "Yeah! See how you like it!"
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David Chung @cruncherwax.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I don't normally tap people for money because I like to run. I've also been unable to run like this for a while. Events this week though have spurred me to do this to raise awareness and funds for healthcare in Gaza. The ones being deliberately targeted. www.justgiving.com/page/david-c...
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MAP Gaza Emergency
Help David Chung raise money to support Medical Aid for Palestinians
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Ryan McHenry @ryanmchenry.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Finally in print at the European Journal of Emergency Medicine. Social support from the ED, and changes in healthcare use. Full link in the graphic. @eusem.bsky.social @mavscotland.bsky.social
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Saw this film right, about white people going to Peru as part of the Catholic Church, but it was just to trick bears into helping them find gold. Not saying that's what the New Pope is up to. Just saying, Bears, check if the pope is a real Catholic before going into the woods.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This! Click on it and keep going until you get to the whale video. Do it, do it now!
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Something, something 4th of May be with you, and, because it's on a Sunday, and also with you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=01-2...
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Edwin Starr - War (Original Video - 1969)
YouTube video by Stream Crops
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Great day with the Scottish EM ST6s at @uofglasgow.bsky.social doing the thoracotomy course. Big thanks to Mr Euan Dickson and Mr Ian Colquhoun for there amazing support, the Monkees ED nurses and the always brilliant Laura McGregor. None on here, but sod that X(YY) website.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Great talk by @ematthedeepend.bsky.social on social inequality in the ED at the NES Educational Conference today. I think it's really hard to conceptualise what skint really means if you've never been there.
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Stewart Teece @stewart-teece.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Quite enjoying this write a phrase into Google you just made up and see how the AI explains it thing
The statement "surgeons can't eat turtles" is a common, albeit incorrect, belief. It is not a literal prohibition. The saying likely originated from the idea that turtles are a source of salmonella, a bacteria that can cause food poisoning and infection, and that surgeons should be extra careful about their hygiene and avoid potentially dangerous foods due to the nature of their work
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