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Stevo the Human

@stevothehuman.bsky.social
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It's Stevo time! Jokes I thought up while stoned will be tagged with #dank.

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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#東方 #touhou #hina #hinakagiyama #鍵山雛
The "My body is a machine that turns X into Y" template, but the word "into" is cropped out, and the skeleton's head is replaced with Hina Kagiyama's.
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made an Uma Musume OC for @cirnolover9.bsky.social for his birthday. Check out my peak secondary skillz and mouse drawing into ZUN. #dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You've seen Sitting Reimu. Now get ready for Shitting Reimu. #dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#touhou #東方
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey, @mcsquiddies.serball.net, I wore this to work after putting it 9n under the full moon.
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#TimCurry #dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#英語
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
History shows again and again how Nature points out the folly of men. #dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So I made these deviled eggs while #dank. Rank them.
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#weed
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My generation's Dark Side of the Rainbow #dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/cirn...
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This week on Memes the Pope Sends the Dalai Lama at 3 A.M. #dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This picture is funny, because it's a reference to ancient Roman military protocol.
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I had an urge to make a Facebook minion-esque post.
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Find Suika at the Hakurei Shrine drinking Jesus. #touhou Picture of Byakuren by @edz-drawz.bsky.social
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Reimu told me, "You're terrible at this game. Give me the controller." Then she did this. #ふもふも
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
#dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
#discoelysium #tf2 #teamfortress2
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
#gaming
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Thanksgiving
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The other day I got stoned and thought of the billion-dollar idea of making a waifu gacha game where all the characters were based off buildings. Then I just remembered to be extra careful about the character designs if I pursue it, because of this gem of a line. #dank
A screenshot of the Team Fortress 2 promotional animation "Expiration Date," where the Spy is reading through the bucket lists of his team, and he comes across a drawing of, quoth him, "The Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with [him]."
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I gotta commend Little Debbie's anti-shoplifting precautions. A stoner will look at this entire shelf of snack cakes in a debilitating fit of munchies, and the one thing they will steal is the sign that says,"Today, we bake."
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
A soyjak venerating a crucified Minion with the head of Donkey from Shrek superimposed. The caption is, "Alexamenos worshipping God."
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
#cirno #cirnoday #9月9日はチルノの日 #チルノの日 #チルノ "I'll cryo-freeze you together with some English beef!" The English beef:
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I overheard this many moons ago when I thought my third eye was opening. #dank
An emoji pointing and laughing, with the caption, "This clown has only three of their eyes open."
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Guys, neither of these are my gender. Do I just pee my pants here?
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Remembering that I made this months ago. #dank
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Here's some fun Deltarune trivia for my fellow fans!
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Stevo the Human @stevothehuman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Did you know that the U.K.'s most popular TV show is about maintaining a dairy farm? For more information, google "BBC Milking."
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