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Steve Paterson

@stevetheheid.bsky.social
749 followers 1K following 356 posts

Sculptor of heads, patter of dugs, twanger of strings, brewer of beers, bon viveur. Scottish indy minded. Sweary girn. Twartist formerly known as MyNameIsNotSusan.

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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Funny how half the time you're rooting for people on #GrandDesigns and the other half you want to kick fuck out them.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yep. He's too entertaining to be ignored. We probably deserve him.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why is the world indulging him? What's the plan?
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They're just bras.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Not this time Carol. Stand aside for Binface.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cometh the hour cometh the man...do it.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shitba'
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Get in the bin Aberdeen South. Who in the fucking world votes Tory these days?
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ping!
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Great but.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Can't think of one conviction for political corruption/embezzlement aside Murrell that the UK has witnessed. In what is one of the most corrupt systems in the world I have nothing. Not for political access, corporate lobbying, party donations, procurement, privatisation. Nothing. Funny that eh?
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
That's wonderful, Steve. I'm up to part 23 of the poem at the Reckless :
dailyreckless.com
A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle | Daily Reckless
To celebrate the centenary of its publication, Throbbing Thistle present a musical version of Hugh MacDiarmid's epic poem 'A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle.' Read by the man himself. This page will be...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is great Tommy. I'm going to get ripped right into this...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
100 year anniversary of Hugh MacDiarmid's deep dive into the Scottish psyche - A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle. As relevant today as it ever was. Made this desktop sized bust of Shug to mark the occasion. Won't be any more than 25 of these cast.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thomas Kerr shouldn't be near a bowling club committee let alone the Scottish parliament. Horrible, angry, strange wee laddie.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Reform's Lord Offord telling the Scottish electorate how many houses, cars and boats he has might not be be the political masterstroke he thinks it is. Prick.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Starmer thought Mandelson's appointment would play well with a US President who was also balls deep in the Epstein files. To pretend otherwise is insulting. Starmer is either dishonest or stupid. Either should see him resign.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's almost like you don't know what the SNP are.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yeah thanks. Some *actual action right about now by your colleagues and countrymen might be prudent.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Come on tae fuck USA. You've got all the guns and you're actually allowed to rise up against tyrannical rulers. Stop standing around open mouthed.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We're fucked as a species, aren't we? I don't even care anymore.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'll believe Trump is dead when I see it. And then I'll have a wank.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think that might be the least of our worries.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Because they're compromised. Israel is balls deep in our government.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
www.thenational.scot/news/2598059... There's no political right or left in Scotland. A right and left is something afforded to countries who run their own affairs. The Scottish vote is all about indy v unionism. Vote accordingly.
thenational.scot
Russell Findlay refuses to rule out backing Anas Sarwar to be first minister
SCOTTISH Tory leader Russell Findlay has refused to rule out backing Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar to be first minister
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
That's a stretch.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
All this to stop us talking about Trump fucking children...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Wee bit disappointed that at the realisation of the 2000 year old prophecy, the antichrist turns out to be fat and stupid. #trump
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Loving this European Coalition of the Unwilling re. Strait of Hormuz...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm sure their families will be proud to know they sacrificed their lives in order to distract from the architect of this war being a child rapist.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I'm a dyed in the wool scotnat. I realise, politically, we'll get what England gives us. But fuck you Reform. Fuck you Nigel Farage. Well done to Hannah Spencer,The Greens and the voters of Gorton and Denton for rejecting these ghouls.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Can I just wish Andrew Mountbatten Windsor a very happy birthday.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The reason Mandelson was appointed was because Starmer thought it would play well with fellow corrupt, sex pest, Epstein cabalist Trump. If Starmer genuinely didn't know he's a fuckwit. If he did know he's a piece of shit. Neither is a good look.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Neither does hoarding bottles of your own piss. It's the same thing as hoarding notional numbers in a bank account though...When the 99% realise this the 1% are all fucked.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If you're going to watch it at least stream it illegally...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Fuck Amazon.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Beautiful.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Lolz!!!
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The most depressing thing about Trump's America is watching a country savvy enough to have safeguards like the 2nd and the 25th amendments stand there scratching their arses and wondering what to do.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Compare Carney's speech at with the pandering guff Starmer has come out with recently. And compare this kind of serious statesmanship with what you'll get if that cleaner of oligarch's boots Farage is ever elected. The days of voting for politicians for a bit of a laugh are over. Get serious.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Go and fuck yourself.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuck up.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
That grinning maga stick-puppet on #newsnight is just plain fucking weird.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Amazing that the USA - a country with a fuck ton of guns and the nous to sew the 2nd and 25th amendments into their constitution to prevent rogue governments and incapacitated or corrupt presidents, are wringing their hands and wondering what to do right now...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Fuck off.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
So Jake Paul can't fight for shit then. Who knew?
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Calm...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Isn't it a sign of the times that if you want a reasoned and thoughtful commentary on the current state of US politics you have to watch South Park?
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
They're not.
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