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Steve Paterson

@stevetheheid.bsky.social
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Sculptor of heads, patter of dugs, twanger of strings, brewer of beers, bon viveur. Scottish indy minded. Sweary girn. Twartist formerly known as MyNameIsNotSusan.

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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Funny how half the time you're rooting for people on #GrandDesigns and the other half you want to kick fuck out them.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shitba'
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Get in the bin Aberdeen South. Who in the fucking world votes Tory these days?
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ping!
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Can't think of one conviction for political corruption/embezzlement aside Murrell that the UK has witnessed. In what is one of the most corrupt systems in the world I have nothing. Not for political access, corporate lobbying, party donations, procurement, privatisation. Nothing. Funny that eh?
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
That's wonderful, Steve. I'm up to part 23 of the poem at the Reckless :
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A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle | Daily Reckless
To celebrate the centenary of its publication, Throbbing Thistle present a musical version of Hugh MacDiarmid's epic poem 'A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle.' Read by the man himself. This page will be...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
100 year anniversary of Hugh MacDiarmid's deep dive into the Scottish psyche - A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle. As relevant today as it ever was. Made this desktop sized bust of Shug to mark the occasion. Won't be any more than 25 of these cast.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Reform's Lord Offord telling the Scottish electorate how many houses, cars and boats he has might not be be the political masterstroke he thinks it is. Prick.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Starmer thought Mandelson's appointment would play well with a US President who was also balls deep in the Epstein files. To pretend otherwise is insulting. Starmer is either dishonest or stupid. Either should see him resign.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Come on tae fuck USA. You've got all the guns and you're actually allowed to rise up against tyrannical rulers. Stop standing around open mouthed.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'll believe Trump is dead when I see it. And then I'll have a wank.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
www.thenational.scot/news/2598059... There's no political right or left in Scotland. A right and left is something afforded to countries who run their own affairs. The Scottish vote is all about indy v unionism. Vote accordingly.
thenational.scot
Russell Findlay refuses to rule out backing Anas Sarwar to be first minister
SCOTTISH Tory leader Russell Findlay has refused to rule out backing Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar to be first minister
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Wee bit disappointed that at the realisation of the 2000 year old prophecy, the antichrist turns out to be fat and stupid. #trump
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Loving this European Coalition of the Unwilling re. Strait of Hormuz...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I'm a dyed in the wool scotnat. I realise, politically, we'll get what England gives us. But fuck you Reform. Fuck you Nigel Farage. Well done to Hannah Spencer,The Greens and the voters of Gorton and Denton for rejecting these ghouls.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Can I just wish Andrew Mountbatten Windsor a very happy birthday.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The reason Mandelson was appointed was because Starmer thought it would play well with fellow corrupt, sex pest, Epstein cabalist Trump. If Starmer genuinely didn't know he's a fuckwit. If he did know he's a piece of shit. Neither is a good look.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Neither does hoarding bottles of your own piss. It's the same thing as hoarding notional numbers in a bank account though...When the 99% realise this the 1% are all fucked.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Beautiful.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The most depressing thing about Trump's America is watching a country savvy enough to have safeguards like the 2nd and the 25th amendments stand there scratching their arses and wondering what to do.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Compare Carney's speech at with the pandering guff Starmer has come out with recently. And compare this kind of serious statesmanship with what you'll get if that cleaner of oligarch's boots Farage is ever elected. The days of voting for politicians for a bit of a laugh are over. Get serious.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
That grinning maga stick-puppet on #newsnight is just plain fucking weird.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Amazing that the USA - a country with a fuck ton of guns and the nous to sew the 2nd and 25th amendments into their constitution to prevent rogue governments and incapacitated or corrupt presidents, are wringing their hands and wondering what to do right now...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
So Jake Paul can't fight for shit then. Who knew?
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Isn't it a sign of the times that if you want a reasoned and thoughtful commentary on the current state of US politics you have to watch South Park?
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Here's an idea. Disbar anyone mentioned in the Epstein Files from any public office and empty their bank accounts. It's a cabal. They're all compromised.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Harsh but fair. Ikea Tarrifs...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'm hearing Jamie Hepburn kicked Douglas Ross right in his fanny.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Free speech!! Yay!! Not you Jimmy Kimmel. Or you Lefties. Not in Gilead.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
douglas fucking alexander...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Fuck. Still alive. Thoughts and prayers my arse. #trump
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Please be dead Trump. Please be dead.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
State of this simpering wee ride...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
That Coldplay couple look like they've been caught going to a Coldplay concert.
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Artists for Scottish Independence @artistsforindy.scot · 07/04/2025
Community of artists on BSky who support Scottish Independence. Please contact us to join! #artistsforindy #ScottishIndependence For artists organising & collaborating see discord.gg/DQFcXExQtc go.bsky.app/NEpttAi
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Artists for Scottish Independence
Join the conversation
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Has any told Anas Sarwar what his opinions on this are yet?
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Colin Dunn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @indyposterboy.scot · 11/06/2025
In 2016 ScotGov prepared a much-respected 'Scotland's Place in Europe' doc, proposing a solution for Scotland remaining in the EU whilst rUk left. Westminster dismissed it immediately. Now that both NI & Gibraltar have special EU deals that proposal *must* be revisited. www.gov.scot/publications...
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Scotland's Place in Europe
Scotland's Place in Europe sets out the Scottish Government's position following the result of the EU Referendum.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Indy polling in the mid 50s and SNP still losing to a pretendy Labour party? Swinney, we have a problem...Get Stephen Flynn up the road pronto.
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Alan Ferrier @alanferrier.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Commit genocide and you can participate in the Olympics, the World Cup and Eurovision. Object to genocide and you can't even play a gig at TRNSMT. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Kneecap pull out of TRNSMT music festival over police concerns
Police Scotland said last week that allowing the trio to perform at Glasgow Green in July would require
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Tommy Robinson coming out of prison wearing rosary beads is going to have a sizeable number of Scotland's grunt vote feeling a wee bit conflicted...
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
WILSON!!!!!!
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hats off to all my friends who've served on #VEday but let's never forget that war is always a result of failure of government. ALWAYS.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Why does Jonathan Sacerdoti write nothing but puff pieces for a government committing genocide?
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
That'll be the pope deid.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Be a good time to remind Jamie Greene that there should be a place for a right of center political party in an independent Scotland.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This was first time round. Wonder if it's still up...Well done Scotland.
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Steve Paterson @stevetheheid.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Is it me or has Ralston got an upside doon number two on his back?
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