<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 2h(Seven hours later, having given it a lot of thought) ew 000
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 5hAnd he’s mates with Kelly Reichardt (and has a small role in First Cow) 000
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10hI don’t do annual re-reads or -watches or any kind of -visits, really, with one exception. 011
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10hOnly just learned there’s a new Patrick DeWitt joint (Dodge City), so that’s a ‘must have’. Also just learned he’s four years younger than me, so fuck that guy. 220
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10hJust read that Paula Newsome (Detective Janice) was actually in CSI. The TV show. 010
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10hOne of the drama students wanted Detective Janice to enhance an image, she told him that’s not actually a thing, he replied something like “Well they did it in CSI, so…” 210
Reposted by <Primary Salutation>Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 05/10/2026DOOM... on a Vectrex. 1527775
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Happened in Barry. The Bill Hader one. 130
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So good. Early episodes were weirdly melancholy, then it just got funnier and funnier. 020
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Weren’t the Still Game characters originally in Chewin’ the Fat? 100
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do we have to click ‘Post’ twice now? 220
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Correlation is not causation…no actually I think you might be on to something 100
Reposted by <Primary Salutation>Alexa Wilson @alexadwilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Two roe deer and a fox. #SundayPixAnimals 2246
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This Robocop edit was quite clever. Otherwise there was about as much left of the film as there was of Officer Murphy. 110
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(Like ‘pop a wheelie’, as opposed to ‘wheely bag’) 000
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Big thanks to Celia Pacquola for the word ‘wristy’ (sp? Maybe ‘wristie’, as it’s a noun) 100
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I saw the teaser for You Can See Everything – just the scene of them staring at each other and talking – I didn’t know who they were; I thought it was a dissection-of-a-relationship thing. And there seemed to be some movement? Like she was giving him a wristy? Anyway. Glad we cleared that up. 110
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Some seriously 2CVesque elements here. I particularly like the door handle, thumbing its nose at Tesla and Range Rover. 020
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Turns out I only posted on the building’s WhatsApp so a couple of boxes of Mr Kipling’s fondant fancies should do it. 010
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve a vague theory that people started doing that putting-it-on-speaker-and-holding-it-flat-by-their-mouth thing because they saw it on TV documentaries, where it had a purpose: it allowed the audience to hear both sides of the conversation. 010
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don’t think I disgraced myself too badly 230
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have taken drink, so it would be imprudent to post on Bluesky, or my street’s WhatsApp group. Oops 170
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah, doesn’t sound great. A horror comedy I remember thoroughly enjoying is Tucker and Dale vs Evil, which I watched just because I liked the title. A fun twist on the remote location/murderous hillbillies theme. 110
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So basically Boot the dog from The Perishers 110
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't know who this is or what they're all about but I'm enjoying your process as always. 110
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Someone's blasting Harvest Moon outside. 000
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That’s an awful lot of platform. Does it fill up at commuter time? 100
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Chester Mordor Tower looks like a real noise funnel. 100
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That’s exactly what I did. It’s still there. 100
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I remember staring at that, then slowly rotating my head until I was giving it maximum possible side eye, while trying to work out what to do with it. 120
<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just thought – is it REALLY LOUD in there? Do you use ear bungs? 100