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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 2h
(Seven hours later, having given it a lot of thought) ew
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 5h
And he’s mates with Kelly Reichardt (and has a small role in First Cow)
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t do annual re-reads or -watches or any kind of -visits, really, with one exception.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10h
‘tis witchcraft
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10h
This is true, and underreported.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10h
Only just learned there’s a new Patrick DeWitt joint (Dodge City), so that’s a ‘must have’. Also just learned he’s four years younger than me, so fuck that guy.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10h
Just read that Paula Newsome (Detective Janice) was actually in CSI. The TV show.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10h
One of the drama students wanted Detective Janice to enhance an image, she told him that’s not actually a thing, he replied something like “Well they did it in CSI, so…”
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 05/10/2026
DOOM... on a Vectrex.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happened in Barry. The Bill Hader one.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So good. Early episodes were weirdly melancholy, then it just got funnier and funnier.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Weren’t the Still Game characters originally in Chewin’ the Fat?
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes. And ‘Reply’.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do we have to click ‘Post’ twice now?
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👍👍👍
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huge Lego brick at 0:47
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Correlation is not causation…no actually I think you might be on to something
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YESPLEASE
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Alexa Wilson @alexadwilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two roe deer and a fox. #SundayPixAnimals
Two roe deer looking like push me pull you in a field of ripe wheat. In front of them you can see fox - well just its ears.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a strange concept.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Robocop edit was quite clever. Otherwise there was about as much left of the film as there was of Officer Murphy.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lawks! What’s the plan here?
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Like ‘pop a wheelie’, as opposed to ‘wheely bag’)
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big thanks to Celia Pacquola for the word ‘wristy’ (sp? Maybe ‘wristie’, as it’s a noun)
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I saw the teaser for You Can See Everything – just the scene of them staring at each other and talking – I didn’t know who they were; I thought it was a dissection-of-a-relationship thing. And there seemed to be some movement? Like she was giving him a wristy? Anyway. Glad we cleared that up.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good!
Somewhat clichéd image of a man with an acoustic guitar on his back walking along a railway track
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you get home OK?
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First wash your hands
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some seriously 2CVesque elements here. I particularly like the door handle, thumbing its nose at Tesla and Range Rover.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Turns out I only posted on the building’s WhatsApp so a couple of boxes of Mr Kipling’s fondant fancies should do it.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its for men’s
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve a vague theory that people started doing that putting-it-on-speaker-and-holding-it-flat-by-their-mouth thing because they saw it on TV documentaries, where it had a purpose: it allowed the audience to hear both sides of the conversation.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Poster for the film Big Ass Spider
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one’s called Pisco
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I disgraced myself too badly
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have taken drink, so it would be imprudent to post on Bluesky, or my street’s WhatsApp group. Oops
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, doesn’t sound great. A horror comedy I remember thoroughly enjoying is Tucker and Dale vs Evil, which I watched just because I liked the title. A fun twist on the remote location/murderous hillbillies theme.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So basically Boot the dog from The Perishers
A shaggy cartoon dog biting another cartoon dog's tail
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know who this is or what they're all about but I'm enjoying your process as always.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone's blasting Harvest Moon outside.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aw yeah
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bugger
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAR-KET HAR-B'ROUGH
A still from the video for Where’s Your Head At by Basement Jaxx. Two monkeys have the band members’ faces superimposed on theirs.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bugger
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s an awful lot of platform. Does it fill up at commuter time?
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it’s a Forever Post.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chester Mordor Tower looks like a real noise funnel.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s exactly what I did. It’s still there.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I remember staring at that, then slowly rotating my head until I was giving it maximum possible side eye, while trying to work out what to do with it.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just thought – is it REALLY LOUD in there? Do you use ear bungs?
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