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Steve P

@stevepav.bsky.social
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Para-bros
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So gross. Might as well ask an agent to autodial people begging for money and then threatening them until they crack. Insane suggestion by any measure.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Impressive levels of no talent, no brains and no joy.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, he has not.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He is a friend or acquaintance of Robert Kraft. He has chosen to put business and opportunistic interests above being an artist, empath and normal human. David Byrne rides his bike around NYC and appreciates the wonder, mystery and art of existence.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They aren’t like us. No friends, only opportunities.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On heavy rotation on the iPod classic (don’t think I saved the CD, but wish I did).
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But the thing about gambling: it could make YOU rich too!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is the Streisand Effect? I’ll take Bird Brains for $800 please, Ken.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lots of deeply personal tattoos for a person with no opinions on stuff.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So exciting and stressful! I set the reminders every time then wait until the very last minute to mash that cancel button. Good luck and have fun.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How many of us have 52 year-old friends/acquaintances who are married to 84 year-old billionaires?
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m apolitical (but I cover myself in imagery that is meant to say something about me and my beliefs).
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait, wasn’t that a St. Denis storyline too?
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Ooh, look at me, I can stack bricks like a child.” Whatever, dork.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Law & Order: Entertainment Law Division
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guy who looks like the epitome of the old system rails against the old system.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
25 years old and taking a gap year to find itself. Bonnaroo is the trust fund kid who read The Tibetan Book of the Dead and Coachella won’t shut up about The Art of War.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know he’s not WaPo, but Ross Douchehat could easily beat Colin Robinson in an energy suck-off.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Which is really difficult because, absolutely no one likes Ross.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I won the lottery, motherf***ers!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In honor of The Odyssey, we watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding last night. Lots of Windex references but no Homer jokes.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My only complaint about our 2025 [redacted, redacted re]. Needs buttons and dials.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My NES still works! Playing Contra for days, y’all.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You accidentally put diesel in the rental car.
Matt Damon screaming because he can’t believe he put diesel in the Escalade.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s worth noting that it truly is the stupidest truck on the road. Hard not to laugh when you catch one in the real world, often wrapped in some silly little brand or business “art” and just epically childish. Who is buying these things?
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My library has multiple copies of the Hallmark cut.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Walking Dead definitely skipped explosive diarrhea troubles. Would have been a good storyline too!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Do Homer’s descendants get royalties?
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“England’s favorite geezer… who certainly isn’t a people-pleaser… look out, it’s…”
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Terrible tagline! “The world’s most notorious geezer… never been a people-pleaser… meet…”
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
cool shit
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Here’s a bootleg you can watch on your phone anywhere. (Just tilt it sideways for the best experience.) www.theodyssea.org it’s so good, everybody!
theodyssea.ne
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Funny too how Odysseys and Leonidas are two completely different character in two totally different stories. Also, 300 is terrible. It looks like a music video made by a 12 year old who loves wrestling, Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues, and Castlevania.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Steal My Sunshine!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I saw Phantom Menace in a Brooklyn theater and overheard a kid say, “Daddy, Star Wars is boring.”
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Armand Assante is seeing this and quietly weeping.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wow! The freedom to bike shirtless without SPF 100. What a time.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dead or alive, I’m coming with you, buddy!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can someone please call Will Hunting to show the formula that calculates how much earth is “worth”?
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is a great point that can be applied across quite a bit these days. It’s especially weird because most corporate workers know there is a level of BS, but it only takes you so far and too much of it is detrimental to the organization.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When did the Crypt keeper get a podcast?
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m seeing this with lots of old heads. They only know a world where, when you follow the rules, world hard and do things “the right way” your life keeps getting better. When that model blew up… in 2008, maybe? They didn’t reframe their thinking and now they’re lost, out of touch and cranky.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I saw people at the supermarket in gear the day after the win. The weirdos prepped for the moment.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
In college, we would have called them hippie heroes; marveling at their superior hacky sack skills.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is everything. A photo WITH the champs, featuring them together with the mayor completely in the mix - no one person is the focus. Outstanding representation of this NYC moment, Knicks, ZM and Ali Imam!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Subwaymo!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Um… have you met this planet? People still eat at Subway. Like, lots of them.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is the most impressively negative account on the platform. I can’t stop following to see what you poop on next. “Most people don’t understand that ice cream cones are awful - all favors. To think otherwise is to be duped into a complacent cocoon of mediocrity.”
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Friday the 13th on Commodore 64.
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