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Steve P

@stevepav.bsky.social
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I won the lottery, motherf***ers!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In honor of The Odyssey, we watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding last night. Lots of Windex references but no Homer jokes.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You accidentally put diesel in the rental car.
Matt Damon screaming because he can’t believe he put diesel in the Escalade.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Do Homer’s descendants get royalties?
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Eric Adams practiced this for weeks. Totally paid off.
youtu.be
Albania song
YouTube video by My Matrix
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Thanks space travelers!
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
There is a Steve in Australia who orders Pizza Hut once a month and I get the confirmation email. It’s so exciting to get an alert letting me know what a stranger 9,000 miles away gets at the Hut. If anyone out there knows Aussie Steve, please tell him to update his Pizza Hut linked email. Thanks.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s 3:11.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
R.I.P. Imposter Syndrome 1978 - 2025
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Going into 2026 like
John Goodman in Raising Arizona emerges from sewer prison escape screaming in the rain like he’s been reborn
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Today’s inaccurate Wordle spoiler is PIZZA. It’s definitely not PIZZA today (but it might be).
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Inaccurate Wordle spoiler today is: RIFLE. This is no help at all, but you should have it just in case.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Today’s inaccurate Wordle spoiler is: GRIND It’s definitely not GRIND. (Or maybe it is - who can be sure these days?)
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Today’s inaccurate Wordle spoiler is: WASTE. Maybe one day the spoiler will coincidentally match the real solution, but that day is NOT today.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Today’s inaccurate Wordle spoiler is EJECT. *Please, no gambling. For fake entertainment purposes only.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Inaccurate Wordle spoiler of the day is (obviously): GHOST Happy Halloween.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Today’s inaccurate Wordle spoiler is a doozy! TESTY
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Today’s inaccurate Wordle spoiler is HEFTY.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Connections is down! I repeat, Connections is down! Please send homemade puzzles until this outage is resolved.
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Today’s inaccurate Wordle spoiler is “STOVE.”
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Steve P @stevepav.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Today’s Wordle is “QUACK”* *This is a test of my new innaccurate Wordle spoilers account. Please drop all feedback in the replies. Thank you.
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