stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Isn’t that the antithesis of minimalism? 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 28/04/2025“Scheduling conflicts” meaning “anything would be better than being in the presence of that asshole.” 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Why not put his face on Stone Mountain instead? Total win/win. 020
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 30/03/2025He’s counting all the dead voters who apparently went for Biden in ‘20. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Oh, I so long for the days when I can see thick-limbed Persian women sporting the latest fashioned trends. 061
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Russia is in Europe. I’m sure the Russians have quite a positive attitude toward that incorrigible Cheeto-tinted scamp in the Oval Office. 020
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Was it “Take Your Breeder to Work Day”?? 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Talk about having no really good options. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025It’s amazing how quickly you’ve forgotten Kayleigh McEnany. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The Greenlandic should appropriate the Missus Vance, lash her to the prow of a longboat and drive said longboat headlong somewhere into the Lake Worth Lagoon near M-a-L. Sorta like when the Tattaglias delivered Luca Brasi’s bulletproof vest wrapped around a fish. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025You may be thinking “Mulligan”. Or simply “fuck-up.” I expect more from TV’s Frank. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Not sure your use of the term is germane to the current massive fuck-up by the Keystone Kops running our national security apparatus. 030
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025“If Captain Smith hadn’t been behind the wheel, that whole Titanic thing would have be so much worse . . . .” 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Charlie should just keep talking. He’s very good at digging his own grave. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025It’s amazing that Nigerian prince wasn’t also added. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Billy Shatner would like a word . . . . 030
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025When we were playing “capture the flag” as kids our OPSEC was tighter than this. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Who knew that Kash played Krazee-Eyez Killa! 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Young men are absolute fucking idiots. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025And I’m suuuuuuuure that Pam Bondi is going to appoint a special counsel to open an investigation. . . . 010
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Well, their fearless leader did, after all, indiscriminately leave classified documents in the guest shitter at M-a-L. The only sit-down reading material I get when I visit my parent’s beach house is old copies of National Geographic. 020
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This is how MAGA always answers legitimate, well informed questions. With responses that attempt to discredit the messenger, who’s only conveying indisputable facts. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025It will deliberately fly away from Russian fighters because it’s programmed to do so. 010
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Just today I had two people come up to me and ask me if I thought Pam Bondi was (a) a tw@t or (b) a €unt. I said, no, she’s just a DEI hire. 010
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025So, Barron Trump can turn on a computer. But, much like his dad, he can’t turn on a female. 010
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Why hasn’t anyone introduced articles of impeachment yet against the Orange Blight? His “Executive Order” precluding birthright citizenship is clearly unconstitutional. Thus constituting a “high crime” or “misdemeanor”. Not even Executive Immunity absolves that one. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Her scented candle does smell like her vagina, though. So there’s that. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Perhaps the SEC should undertake an investigation? 100
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I would hit a piano keys in a rhythmic succession that made my teacher proud and my mother weep. And I turned out to not be the second coming of Vladimir Horowitz 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Pete Hegseth would have lasted 15 minutes with an NVA interrogation team at the Hanoi Hilton before giving up state secrets. Truly a model soldier for the MAGA cause. Fucking maggot-infested piece of shit that he is. An embarrassment to all who have served. 151
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 19/03/2025You need to do more to increase shoulder range of motion and develop strength in front deltoids. They’re really the key to the incline bench. Try dumbbell inclines. And remember to pinch your shoulder blades together when you’re pressing. 050
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Yet I’m sure if you search “William Calley” on DoD websites you’ll get a ton of hits. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Is that Sam Heughan’s dog? Spitting image. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Only white man gets to celebrate. Can’t wait to see what happens on Juneteenth. Perhaps his head will explode and we’ll never have to hear from him again. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Weird Al has had that same shirt for like 30 years. 010
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025That’s classy. I bet he abuses his wife, too. And doesn’t give a shit about it. 010
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025How empty does one’s life have to be to devote oneself to a malignant, morally and intellectually bankrupt and consistently failed ethos like Trumpism? 020
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025He can’t say the quiet part out loud. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025When did JB Smoove get elected to Congress??? 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025With an expert carver, you could actually make a spiral ham into an exact copy of Rihanna’s Comme des Garçons gown at the 2017 Met Gala. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I sure do like the invention of the flush toilet, democracy, the cantilever, quantum physics and ‘lectricity. 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You could have asked “what’s the optimal number of pies you could make with a single can of filling?” To which you simply reply “two pie are.” 000
stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Wouldn’t it be better if the protesters just did a “Chicago Sunroof” in these metaphors for capitalist hubris? What owner would submit an insurance claim for feces damage? 010
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