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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Just today I had two people come up to me and ask me if I thought Pam Bondi was (a) a tw@t or (b) a €unt. I said, no, she’s just a DEI hire.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

So, Barron Trump can turn on a computer. But, much like his dad, he can’t turn on a female.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Why hasn’t anyone introduced articles of impeachment yet against the Orange Blight? His “Executive Order” precluding birthright citizenship is clearly unconstitutional. Thus constituting a “high crime” or “misdemeanor”. Not even Executive Immunity absolves that one.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Pete Hegseth would have lasted 15 minutes with an NVA interrogation team at the Hanoi Hilton before giving up state secrets. Truly a model soldier for the MAGA cause. Fucking maggot-infested piece of shit that he is. An embarrassment to all who have served.

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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I’m running out of ways to say thank you chat

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Who else thinks that The Great Inept Orange Bloviating Troll has a trader shorting stocks of foreign companies targeted by tariffs, closing the shorts after he announces tariffs, rebuying the shares before he lifts the tariffs, then selling the stock in the market rebound after he lifts them?

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Why do we tolerate substandard sycophants in positions of power? Marco Rubio would ordinarily be deemed unfit for anything other than the mascot for a AA baseball team in the Rust Belt. Hegseth, nothing better than a school janitor. Kennedy? Maybe a roadkill remover.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

When will Matt Schlapp acknowledge his true self? The lawsuits are proliferating. Mercedes must be a beard. His kids may not be his own. Although I’m not really sure how drunk anybody would need to be to put the wood to Mercedes.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Well, we can always console ourselves in the fact that the Phillies, Sixers and Flyers still suck.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

This one’s even testing Josh Hawley’s indiscernible masculinity.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Just wondering when Andreessen Horowitz is going to make Derek Chauvin a special consultant.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Going to Europe in a few weeks. Perhaps I should wear my “Don’t Blame Me, I Didn’t Vote For Him” shirt?

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Who’s your least favorite Real Housewife of New York. A number to choose from. Just don’t say it’s Jenna.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Lions-Redskins looks like an old school Big 12 game. All offense. With occasional flashes of defensive competence.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

So, it was drilled into my head since childhood that I am a Giants fan. Is it OK that I want to see the Eagles in the Super Bowl? I don’t want them to WIN, mind you (unless they’re not playing the Chiefs or Bills). That would be a bridge too far. But to get there, and lose, is that OK?

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

What, and where, is the best steak you’ve ever had?

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Jason Kelce is wearing my sportcoat. Looks way better on me.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Is Anderson Cooper drunk? He’s hysterical! And Andy Cohen is once again proving that he is, in fact, the minion of Satan. And Whitney Cummings is my new fetish object.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Just think, all that Saquon needed was a front office that cared. Go Giants!!!!

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

What’s up with the Band-Aid on Erin Andrews’s finger??

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Did that D-student pseudo-anticommunist Jesse Kelly get chased off BlueSky? But his ideas have SOOOOOO much merit . . .

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

So, who else is thinking that soon-to-be diplomat Herschel Walker is really really excited about wearing those shorts that the Bahamas is known for?

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

If only The Great Orange All-Powerful Omnipotent Ordained by Providence Majestic Emperor didn’t have those dang pesky bone spurs, none of this would be happening now.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Am I the only one who’s been hoping that Biden would test the principle of Presidential immunity in his last few months in office? I’m not talking about the Hunter pardon.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Can anyone explain to me why grown men feel the need to wear their baseball caps backwards? The brim is there for a reason, and it’s not to shade your neck.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Is it just me, or do a not insignificant percentage of posts in my feed look like stuff you hear when an elevator door opens? “He ordered the veal?” “I must have left it in the . . .” “. . . and would you believe it, they lost the body!” “Yep, syphilis.”

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I’ve been on BlueSky for three days, and my first follower is an AI-generated bot. Feels like X, but with less porn.

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stevendedalus.bsky.social @stevendedalus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Am I the only one who thinks that Elon sincerely hopes for the extinction of mankind so he can try and get some strange on what’s left of Tinder before leaving on a SpaceX craft for Mars??

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