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Steven B

@stevenbfla.bsky.social
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A Floridian learning to live in Philadelphia. Proud UCF alumni

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MileHighJaguar @milehighjaguar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peak America right here
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our first gathering in our new home will be for the Jags-Eagles game. Based on tonight's vibes on the Philadelphia Sports App it's gonna be great for us. Our Eagles friends will at least have shrimp and grits to cry into.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how is silicon valley real
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really miss the walk out of Everbank drinking in the tears of legacy team fans. Losing to the Jaguars destroys them. They have no way to cope.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whether officials are making good faith decisions or putting their fingers on the scale the combination of centralized review teams and gambling as a major sponsor of leagues casts doubt on the entire process and fairness of competition.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jansson has definitely said "bullshit" at least five times.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't worry, I'm sure that won't be a consequential no-penalty in a month's time.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn. I hate that was against the Knights, but that TCU tight end (Ashley) is why I always love tight ends. You never know what they're gonna do
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since when is 21-13 a "one-score game"? Pretty sure two-point conversions aren't counted as a gimme.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UCF vs TCU is the ultimate match up of two .500-in-league play teams.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UCF's offense did it! A nice 7 points on the turnover!
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UCF with a forced fumble from TCU on the first drive surprises even the most loyal Knights. Hopefully our offense can do the same (in a positive way). #UCF
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just got a Ken Paxton ad about how he "takes down" missing posters. Followed by an Allstate and Penn State ad. What's next a Trump Tower Chicago ad?
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the Interview Beverage divide is not simply generational but also geographic. If you live in an urban environment you're usually going to be carrying around water or coffee. You can't just leave it in your car, because your car is non-existent or at home.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought this was a part of the "Single Female Lawyer" Futurama bit.
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Casey Ayers @casey.app · 25/09/2026
Put some respect on the ⛵️⛵️⛵️
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's it. Social media is done
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Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) Says Shut It Down!
ALT: Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) Says Shut It Down!
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This fundraising text shows the true incompetence of the DSCC. I have a Florida number. I last donated as a Florida-registered voter. They left Nixon off their list of senate candidates. I'll never forgive the DSCC and DGA for abandoning Florida.
Spam fundraising text from the Democratic senate campaign group, the epitome of corporate Dems.

"Talarico, Turek, Peltola, Jackson, Cooper, & Brown can flip the Senate! Make a 4X-matched donation before midnight >>"
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Highly recommend these if you enjoy a good space romp.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New national motto
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't how the Jags o-line slows it down, but they've gotta do something.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Damn, that sorta call never goes the Jags way. Beautiful change. #duuuval
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One more thing for folks to consider: It's very suspicious that these "reports" of AI being super-powerful scary and dangerous are voluntarily being released by companies. Since when do companies, especially tech companies, tell on themselves? Compare this to the way they handled social media.
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I cannot underscore this enough. If tech CEOs really, truly thought that they needed the government to restrain their Amazing Fast-Developing Buy Now AI, they would be focused on lobbying Republicans. But nah, that message is public-facing. Republican politicians instead hear "don't worry, bruh."
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is why I think the US distributor for Uprising tried to shoe horn a Robin Hood angle in. They're terrified that a dramatization of real events might remind Americans that the use of force isn't inherently immoral.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MBAs masquerading as engineers took over the DOD years ago so this isn't surprising at all.
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That was close—I barely remembered to repost one of my favorite Birthday Boys sketches right before the West Coast deadline of September 18 at 1:48pm:
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The wealthy see it as they have "more to lose" than the peanut gallery. We have simply our lives and livelihoods; they have luxury and money and status. How could we possibly understand?
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The espionage stream off the cozy mystery river is so underrated, going back to the first little split in The Big Three. Now it's getting more flow and it's delightful.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's really fun in the suburbs when the South Philly Italian-American culture collides with the North Jersey Italian-American culture.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Penn should really shut Wharton down over this alone.
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ꕷꛕ𖣠𖢧𖢧 𖦪ꚶꕷꕷ𖤟ꚳꚳ (2-1) @pscottrussell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE meme with the Jags addressing all the other AFCS teams
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Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Week 1 ends for the AFC South as it should.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Real one know the only true US Open is a tournament technically called the "Lamar Hunt US Open Cup"
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When's the last time the Jags shut somebody out in the first half?
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Ryan Day @ryanday.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Lord has chosen the Jacksonville Jaguars to carry out His judgment and The Nasty Man is playing like ASS. God is so good. 🙏🏼
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The upcoming turnover is gonna be hilarious.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For years NFL officiating has been biased towards boosting players most popular among fantasy gamblers.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was planning to get some work done during this Jags game. But that ain't happening now
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lol. Hines-Allen wasn't letting another one get away
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That pitch to Tuten had my heart pounding like I was at mile 7.5 of the River Run.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hunter as a running back. Huh.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If that's a new Browns offensive line they should ask for a refund.
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's so nice to see a Jaguars team that can recover mistakes like pros. #duuuval
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Deshaun Watson's speeding towards retirement.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 11/09/2026
fucking *kojima* cant get sony to fund his work, the AAA videogame industry is absolutely cooked
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Steven B @stevenbfla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@inquirer.com is showing Fetterman the sort of vitriol usually reserved for professional athletes and drivers who cut us off in the crosswalk. share.inquirer.com/OoBcEH
Push notification from the Philly Inquirer eviscerating PA Sen. John Fetterman.
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