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Steven Bailey

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Senior principal games analyst at Omdia. Usual terms & conditions.

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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 12h
When I visit the invisible dentist
Key PlayStation Store art for EA's FC 27. One of the game's cover stars, Kylian Mbappé, is throwing his head back with his mouth wide open, presumably in a moment of goal-scoring celebration but tbh it looks more like he's visiting an invisible dentist.
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Video games allow you to experience things you never thought possible
"Defeat 24,000 jellyfish"
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alright mate, calm down, stop being such a
White text on blue: "Complete bundle"
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lots of attention goes to Milka and Ritter Sport in the German chocolate stakes, but also: Definitely grab a bag of Knusper Flocken, if you're ever able. They most certainly aren't aesthetic, but goodness, just wait until you get a gob-load.
A packet of Jetti's Knusper Flocken, chocolate bits mixed with crispbread.Some of the actual chocolates. tbh they look a bit dusty and lumpy (reminding me of the chocolate version of Iced Gems, from the olden days), but trust me, they contain multitudes.
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
found your drafts folder
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me at parties
"A fantasy story with over 20 hours of pointing and clicking"
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Although the city does like to keep us on our toes. Thank eff I didn't put the air con away.
BBC's forecast for London for Thursday - at 3pm, it will be 25 degrees but "feel like 29". That old chestnut.
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The actually important part of Gamescom
A selection of German chocolates and sweets bought in Cologne - including Knusper Flocken, Kokos Flocken, Mini Dickmann's, and a bunch of Lindt we don't seem to have in the UK.
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
week 12 in the city
a variation on the "No wage, only spend!" meme, where the mean-ass dog instead says: "No rain! Only humidity!"
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Certainly where I lived, the peak of NFL fever was collectible T-shirt keyrings, the only evidence of which I can find is on eBay. Reeking of the bubblegum they were packaged with, I had all but two in my mighty collection, one of which was the Steelers. Still bitter about it.
A selection of collectible NFL T-shirt keyrings from the mid-to-late 80s. Includes the Buccaneers, Oilers, Rams, and Cardinals.
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finished "Even the Good Girls Will Cry", the '90s rock memoir' of former Hole bassist, Melissa Auf der Maur. Interesting to have a perspective on drug addiction and fame-powered self-destruction from someone who was essentially in the thick of it, but also shied away from it all.
Book cover for Melissa Auf der Maur's autobiography, 'Even the Good Girls Will Cry'
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
my first-date guarantee
A photo of the side of a Warburtons delivery truck, an electric vehicle claiming "100% bread, 0% emissions"
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Steven Bailey @stevenbailey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Cleaning out the old family attic and, goodness, quite a few early 90s mags still kicking around up there:
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