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Salthammer40k

@stevenaleck.bsky.social
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Former media guy turned blue collar. The avi is penned by illustrator Sarah Williamson because I hate AI.

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Salthammer40k @stevenaleck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okay, I’m back on here! And I have a new site for my painting I’ll be posting shortly.
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𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
“Mothra! A lesbian icon! The Cher of monsters!… Wait is Cher even gay?” @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
“Fill me up burger daddy. Fuck me with your burger dick.” @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Me: “Natty Lite seltzer is actually so good.” Steve: “Did you really just say that or have I done too much nitrous tonight?” Me: “Please don’t break up with me.” @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
[Barenaked Ladies voice] “IT’S BEEN— THREE DAYS SINCE YOU’VE FUCKED ME.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
“If I’m gonna whoop your ass tonight, I’m gonna need some Taco Bell first.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
“If you buy the twelve pack of Cinnabon delights and eat all twelve, you should get 5150’d.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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