𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I will be modeling at LA Footnight on May 22nd @footnightla.bsky.social @footnight.bsky.social Get your tickets here: footnight.com/event/footni... and use my name as a reference: Satan Spice! 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I forgot BlueSky was a thing until just now when Wesley tagged me in a post. Hello everyone. 030
Reposted by 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖weasel @princeofarizona.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I’m having dinner with @satanspice.bsky.social let’s goooo 011
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I hope none of the clientele at work tonight pick up on my shitty ass vibes. I really just feel like bursting into tears but I have to put my customer service face on. 010
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Makes me mad when celebrities who already make millions of dollars start OnlyFans accounts. Like ??? You’re taking business away from people who actually need this for their livelihood? You don’t even need the money kindly fuck off 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Just saw a reel saying the best smores hack is to stick a peanut butter cup in marshmallow fluff and then stick it in the fire and I think my life has been changed. 030
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 03/06/2025The energy that Jamille brought to our Return of the King watch party at the bar is exactly what this night needed. 030
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I will forever standby the sentiment that Magners tastes like ass. 010
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I was super cunty to this gay guy who came into the bar and he was like, “I like you. I’m buying you a shot.” 🤣 030
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Got news that I’m going to be in a long distance relationship for the next 5 months starting on Monday. Spectrum outage made us unable to clock in or open for the first hour of our shift. Main security guard no-call-no-showed. I need a bisexual witch to tell me what is happening in the cosmos today 040
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Told Lauren I was running on two hours of sleep and so she brought me a shot, a Red Bull, and a water. An actual angel. 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 20/04/2025White boys in movie theatres really be lovin chicken jockeys, whatever the hell that means. 000
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Me: “Which fork is mine? Is this yours?” Steve: “Does it matter? I’ve literally licked your asshole.” @stevenaleck.bsky.social 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Do not have enough liquid courage in me yet but just got signed up to sing Suddenly Seymour at karaoke against my will. Here we go. 140
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Went to get tested and ran into two people going to the same play party as us next week. Lmao. 010
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I am so insanely busy between having two jobs and two partners right now but honestly?? I’m happy. So it’s all good. 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Home tonight for the first time since Friday. Gonna sleep for four hours then get up, go work a double, and be gone for another five days because I’m house sitting for a friend. Why do I even pay rent at my house anymore at this rate lmfao 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 15/04/2025So, girl I fucked at an orgy that I now shoot OnlyFans content with just got hired at the bar I’m working at. Managers don’t know that we know each other but will figure it out when we’re working together on Wed and I’m wondering how to tell them how we met. Gotta keep this shit professional. Lmfao. 140
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Goddamn I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow. 010
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Not Steve fact checking the historical accuracy of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and finding out that a lot of it was true 😂 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Thinking about how an ex-metamour who happened to be a landlord wrote me a fake letter of recommendation saying I had lived at his property for years when in reality I had been living in the apartment I was applying for without being on the lease for years. He was a homie for that. 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Can’t imagine marrying someone while you’re still in the honeymoon stage. Like. You have no idea where things are going to go in a few years. 010
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha I fucking hate my dad 010
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 09/04/2025If sexuality is a spectrum, that implies that there is one person on earth who is the gayest. 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Hot take: pizza rolls are better in the microwave than the oven. I don’t like them when they’re too crunchy. 350
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Weirdly aware all of a sudden that every piercing in my nose is a different gauge size. My septum is a 16 now (used to be a 14), my right nostril is an 18, and my left nostril is a 20. Whoops. 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Dropped a Happy Tree Friends reference in the work group chat and I don’t think anyone understood it. 010
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Most annoying group of girls at the piercing shop rn. They’re holding everything up. I’m just trying to get this stud out of my nose pls. 010
Reposted by 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖Richard Fink @richardfink.bsky.social · 31/03/2025“This is the kind of rain that makes me feel like a grocery store broccoli” @satanspice.bsky.social 021
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Everytime Steve burns a marshmallow too much, he gives it to me. 🥰 010
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 31/03/2025@richardfink.bsky.social just did an impression of a southern gentleman and he sounded just like Kenneth Branagh in Wild Wild West. 021
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 30/03/2025If you’re still making posts that say, “respect people’s pronouns or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem” - punishable by death. 020
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 30/03/2025There’s a girl I’ve been friends with on Facebook for like 17 years and she used to let me copy her math homework everytime I stayed home from school but aside from that we never spoke to each other. Like, I know absolutely nothing about this girl aside from the fact that she’s good at math. 110
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Somebody here definitely did anal because there’s shit all over one of the beds 😂 030
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 30/03/2025People make a lot of jokes about dog peets smelling like Fritos but what no one is considering is that it’s the other way around - Fritos actually smell like dog peets and that’s kinda gross in that order. 030
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 30/03/2025More excited about sitting in the jacuzzi at this sex party than I am about getting laid tonight tbh. 040
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I know it’s not my place to even get upset about it, being cis. But it annoys me when someone’s pronouns are they/she or they/he and everyone just calls them whichever one they were assigned at birth because “it’s easier”. Like, yes, TECHNICALLY they don’t mind it. But you’re still not even trying. 130
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Watching people just let their dogs go ham licking their faces makes me 040
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 26/03/202590% sure I just landed a second job that would end up being my continued employment once my current contract is up. Hustle, hustle, hustle. 160
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I am feminine in the way that scares men like a deep sea siren and I think that’s where I was able to derive my confidence from. 030
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 24/03/2025“Mothra! A lesbian icon! The Cher of monsters!… Wait is Cher even gay?” @stevenaleck.bsky.social 021
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Sent @richardfink.bsky.social a heinous pickle meme via text. Saw that his notifications were silenced. Chose notify anyway. 130
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 20/03/2025You best know if you’re posting concert videos, especially multiple in a row. I ain’t watching that shit. I scroll right past it. It always sounds like crap on my phone and isn’t an accurate representation of the performance you saw anyway. 030
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I love introducing any of my friends to Sameer because he’s the most interesting person I know. 000
𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 @satanspice.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Menditto is coming to town this week apparently and I told everybody at the bar about how he sent me a text saying he wants me to get him pregnant and Marty was like, “fuck him with your huge black dildo and a pink condom. He’d call the police.” 010
