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Proving Darwin Right

@steven1detroit.bsky.social
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 11h
If your kitty cat doesn't have plastic springs to play with, are they truly living their best life?
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3.30! Rise and shine! I'm gonna make something of my self today! Fuckin' A.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My kitty at 5 weeks and at 4 months up north. He's a traveling kitty cat.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I reckon it's a pull start kind of day. Weirdly, there's a 50% chance it turns into a nap.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm never going to win the greatest guy in the world award, however, if I'm invited to stay over, maybe only to sleep it off in the guest room, sofa or floor, if I open your fridge and there's a can of wip cream? I'm gonna suck that nitrous down like a fat kid sucking down a sleeve of oreos.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All summer and the mower was fine! All I need is for that fucker to start a few more times! Fucking kill me. I haven't pulled that hard since prom night.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
'At some point in its life, the soap in the soap dish has been around my butt hole' I tell dinner guests when they ask me where the washroom is.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When the heavens open up in Northern Michigan what do you do? Spinning Controversy by Prince doesn't suck.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Have you ever seen a picture of an ugly, disturbed looking baby, that expressed itself in a way that exemplified that they didn't want to be reborn? That's me homeboy.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bunch of people are expecting me to back in a boat. I wouldn't expect me to successfully back in a buttplug.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
JD Vance looks like he could pass for Pete Buttigiegs' out a shape older brother with a possible fatty liver.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Watching Forest Gump... I'm totally the Jenny in the story.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I feel that the most difficult part of waking up and joining society is the crippling fear and loathing.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I canceled the recording of 60 minutes. They're dead to me. So is Paramount. Remember, it all started with Regan letting the mastermind of the National Inquirer to start FOX News. You don't make people stupid but you can easily move them in any direction.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just a reminder that if you're horrified and disgusted by what's happening at CBS you can let them know what you think of what they're doing. 60 Minutes: 60m@cbsnews.com Or CBS Support & General Feedback: support.cbsnews@cbsinteractive.com
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
So, I'm not sure how many days I have left, but don't ever be that guy with socks on in an orgy. It's not a good look.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Fun thing to do today, for every person who comes to my bar and orders drinks while still wearing ashes on their forehead, a nice starter is to say, hey man, you got some shit on your forehead.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My motivational speech for today is, try not to be an asshole today. I'm not saying that it's not solid advice. It should be my everyday mantra! Probably doesn't bode well for my near future.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I'd blow a German Shepherd if someone would bring me sherbet in bed right now. Particularly Orange sherbet. If it were raspberry sherbet? maybe a poodle.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I'm not going to pay attention to what's happening in the world anymore. At this point in my life, I'm sticking with watching reels of dogs farting cats awake.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Going back to sleep until the world seems more sane... like a 3 year coma.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I'm not sure who gives a fuck what I have to say but I'm considering a Christmas meme dump from the ghost of Twitter past. Yes or no?
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Alright night before Thanksgiving. We've had our ups and downs over the years. Please be kind to me. I hope to be kind to you. I hope to be better.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
For Halloween I'm going to go as a person with a questionable moral compass and sketchy ideas doing weird things in the corner of the downstairs bar.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
So this probably homeless guy buys a shot with a 50. Kept tipping me a 5 for every drink. I do know that sometimes you want to feel like a human doing human things... if only for a little while. If I see him on the streets, I'm going to give it back.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Have you ever pulled a muscle laying still? Asking for a decrepit 5 minute ago me.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I don't mind that my favorite poets are junkies. I am concerned that the person who is in charge of the health of my country is.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If you don't stare in the mirror every day and ask yourself 'What the fuck is wrong with you?' You may have found success at being human. I wonder if that's true.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Taking some mental health care. Hahahahahaha. Kinda brutal. Just got to get through tonight.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Existence has been 87% less funky without Prince.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
You never know when your last best summer was until it never happens again. Ours... mine... is turning out to be last summer. Funny how that happens.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Favorite bands ever, Prince and everything Minneapolis. Every band that Daniel Ash was in... and the Tragically Hip. Falling to sleep with Grace Too.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I think I'm asking too much of my age defying face cream.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The only thing that I'm truly certain of is that I might be wrong about everything.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Out of my mind in 3...2...1 kill me. Every day... every fucking day. Sorry. Coping mechanisms.
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Hey Jo 🤍 @jos-blue.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hedge Funds are shorting the market under 🍊. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
dailymail.co.uk
Hedge funds massive bet on stock market crash raises alarm for 401k's
Hedge funds have placed billions in short bets against U.S. stocks, signaling fears of a market collapse that could devastate 401(k)s and retirement savings while fueling Wall Street panic.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I apologize if I don't social media correctly. I'm a Rockstar bartender and I don't always get that right either. I don't mind offending. I just don't want to do it accendiantly.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Some of my favorite moments in life is when I wake up and google 'what day is today?' The rest is wishing for a stray bullet to my head. Weird there's not much between.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Because I have options, for which I'm totally grateful... It looks like I'm getting diabetes for Christmas! Sorry. Bout to get down.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Shithurtsdoughnut. Adjective? Don't it? Yes. Yes it does.
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Proving Darwin Right @steven1detroit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My first inkling that blow and porn has ruined me is when I'm channel surfing and am totally let down when I click on the Bone Collector.
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