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SteveMo__c

@stevemoforce.bsky.social
558 followers 300 following 265 posts

Self-Taught Salesforce Admin, Pseudo-Developer, 14x Salesforce MVP, Pro-Choice, LGBTQ+ Ally, Community College Drop-Out, HopHead, Itinerant Wildlife Wrangler, Stand-Up Comic, Helping make the world a better place one Salesforce User at a time.

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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Austin Wells, he of the .186 Batting Average and 74 OPS+ outscored the @redsox.com 4-2 in the series, let that sink in...
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hopefully to pinch hit for Jahmai Jones the next time he comes to the plate
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@chadfinn.bsky.social Pulling Gray at 70 pitches and 1 Earned Run thru 4 and 2/3 to bring in Miller to face a guy who was 0 for 2 against Gray was "Grady Littleesque"
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the ink dry on Tracy and Breslow's contract extensions?
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would staple my eyelids to my forehead and watch reruns of the Marcelo Mayer Carshield Ads (taking one for the team)
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are they keeping the IL parked outside with the engine running?
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy September 21st to all who celebrate. youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just the fake Southern Accent???
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope you remembered to bless yourself after writing Bellhorn's name
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shocked to not see Dalbec's name in there
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Mark Portugal warming up in the bullpen?
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In his sleep with his shoelaces tied together
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
and those 36 Doubles, 35 HR and 140 OPS+ kinda take the wind out of those "He won't be the same hitter without Fenway" sails
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not for nuthin', but he looks like the character "The Douche" from Parks & Rec
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good had a more inspired design
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fox News
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don't "hate" Obie, in some ways I feel sorry for him. He had the impossible task of following Orsillo. To me he's more "vanilla" than "bad"
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I dunno which I dislike more: Trying force the issue with "Mona", or calling a Fastball a "Swifty". Like Bruce Springsteen calling it a "Speedball" and killing any momentum the song Glory Days had in the 1st verse
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Soon to be known as "The LEGO Movie Defense"
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The first time I saw the Steven A. Smith one, my first thought was: The Car Sheild folks are really leaning into the "Let's make the worst TV Commercials possible"
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm checking @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social to see if the Car Shield Commercials were included in the trade
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He made Jay Mewes delivering the line "English, but he cannot speak it good, like we do" in the movie Clerks, look like John Hurt's performance in The Elephant Man
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@chadfinn.bsky.social if the Mayer for Miller swap is the end of the Car Sheild Commercials, the trade is automatically a "Win" for the Red Sox (and all of New England)
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
6'3" 215
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@tcaron.bsky.social can someone tell NESN that Crochet and Anthony haven't played in like 3 months, so maybe update the Extra Innings intro video
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
19 should have been collectively retired for the combined work of Freddy Lynn + Koji + Jackie Bradley Junior, and Josh Beckett
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@redsoxstats.bsky.social Given Weissert's struggles with Inherited Runners, and Bello's 1st Inning issues (and success in Bulk Relief) wouldn't Weissert be a logical opener than Moran, or another Lefty who could be needed later in a High Leverage situation against a LH Batter?
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think if someone referred to a Sox 4 jersey as a "Lansford" instead of a "Butch", by Law you're allowed to slap the $15 beer out of their hand at Fenway
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@chadfinn.bsky.social and we won't even go there ->
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Whenever I see a "retro" Sox jersey with "8 Yastrzemski" or "9 Williams" on the back, I'm like "If you don't know who wore number 8 or 9, don't even fucking bother..."
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Only if Caleb Ort is part of the package
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Maybe he’s just the opening act
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m going to buy a Flag Pole extension, so I can fly the flag at “Double-Staff” today
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m actually shocked that the spelling is correct. I would have thought there’d be a typo in “Anniversary” or something, like a Scam email
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No phone call from Trumpty Dumpty to Manfred to get it dropped?
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m running a 4 x 100 Relay Race with Mitch McConnell. Mitch is running the Anchor Leg, and by “Anchor” I mean we’ll have to drag him across the Finish Line
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
To have a Fiddle Duel with the Devil?
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“I just need you to find me 4 goals…”
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@chadfinn.bsky.social Maybe Captain Bone Spurs will make a phone call to FIFA and try to get the Belgian goals overturned
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why did they not intentionally walk Goldschmidt?
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Sell the Team!!!” chants soon to be replaced with “Move the Team!!!” chants at Fenway???
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just wondering, what’s the payoff on a Prop Bet Parlay at Infinity + Infinity odds on Draft Kings?
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s like watching Soccer, as soon as they’re down by 2+ you know it’s over
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SteveMo__c @stevemoforce.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s still early, but he has the front runner for “Worst ABS Challenge of the Season” youtube.com/shorts/OHGgp...
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Worst ABS challenge ever?? 😭 that pitch wasn’t even close to a ball
YouTube video by HoopHallway
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