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Farmer Jesseh

@stevejaws.bsky.social
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Dog dad I find joy in saying mean things about G^^se

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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horniest part of town
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lift to work playlist (this far) Choosin Texas Drops of Jupiter It’s been a good run yall this is my sign to step into an oncoming train (pun intended)
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If anyone can/would like to help get me to work since my car is fucked and walking 10 miles to get there is not ideal: @ JesseDarago on PayPal
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welp. My car just overheated AND the battery fucking died. This is gonna be an awesome 5 mile walk home fuck my life
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did not expect to do a rescue while sweeping today…
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GIVE HIM SIX GB🍊
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy 9 year AQ anniversary to me.
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol Texas A/m Is the weird cult thing as fun when you lose? Anyways fuck tou and your cult ass parents fr
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dear 7lb 8oz newborn baby Jesus… Fuck Bama
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy shit Tall tall trees FUCKS live
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come for the bangers, stay for the protection of women in the dancerie youtu.be/jSBQVo9JfxU?...
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The Streets Live at AB - Ancienne Belgique
YouTube video by AB - Ancienne Belgique
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HBD to Jefree Lerner and miss Emma Derhak
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s Tall Tall trees/El Ten Eleven day and it’s a beautiful morning in the mountains. Life fucks for once.
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
19 hours til a football game that will end with a Mr Brightside sing along @bradleeonbass.bsky.social
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This couple just came into the shop and I said “ hey man has anyone told you you look exactly like… Him: Jerry Garcia yeah I get that a lot. Me: Hell yeah at least people don’t think you’re named after a Rick Springfield song
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whew Go Bills
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If my bff comes back from her Ireland trip without a Ireland/free Palestine sheisty for me imma cry
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Turned on the tv and Bad Times at the El Royale is on. Excellent film
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Found a spot for me and Sylv. She acted ASS during the visit (dragged me down 7 steps almost broke my ankle and then ran into traffic) Do that shit when I have health insurance boo ffs
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Eyes up creepo
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@jezmund.bsky.social
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just took an unintentional 5 hour nap.
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Goodbye house. I barely knew ye. Pints up to shit rent/lease culture. We may need help soon.
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy gotcha day to the resident cheese goblin
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This here Czarface/Tom Hardy album is pretty dang good music.apple.com/us/album/cza...
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Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer by CZARFACE & Frankie Pulitzer on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 15 Songs
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy born day @hotsoupski.bsky.social !!!
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My mom just mailed me all my late step dads Dead stuff
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FUCKS.
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Doin hella grown up shit over here.
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The final stop on treat yo self bday ter
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cards are better than *stuff* @bobbysessions.bsky.social love you brother, and that was the best bday dinner. Fam jam.
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look what Sylvie got me for my birthday
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My favorite scene in Jurassic Park is when that little shit Timmy gets yeeted the fuck off that fence. Cracks me up
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wiggle cuz dad is making your favorite frozen stuffed crust pizza Even though you broke his toe by being a dumb brick head on Tuesday
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wake up and wiggle @vforvicious.bsky.social
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just got a free everything bagel. Life is fucking TIGHT
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIP Don Nelson, he retired to Hawai’i to play poker and smoke weed and look like this, he’s literally the goal
Don Nelson looking fucking awesome
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No better feeling than getting home after a long closing shift and letting the 65lb PISS MISSLE out of her crate Her big block head is just full of two marbles and pop rocks and zero thoughts just CHAOS
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hands down my funniest post ever
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
NP @ the weed store @karinarykman.bsky.social
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who? Mike Jones
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Many moons ago I was thin and relatively handsome rocking @sweepingviews.bsky.social Celtics shirt opening for Timbre Coup
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
New Blockhead apparently dropped two weeks ago 🥳 music.apple.com/us/album/boa...
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Boatshoes by Brian Ennals & Blockhead on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 13 Songs
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
NP @ the shop
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
NP @ the legal weed spot
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am once again begging yall to watch Elemet Skateboards’ “Search” The best international talent doing the most creative shit this side of Rodney/Daewon And, imo, it is aesthetically pleasing and CINEMA. I might have cried a little the first watch youtu.be/mT9T1IAbJAk?...
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Element Skateboards "Search" Video
YouTube video by ThrasherMagazine
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
NP in the smoke shop @kylelewjah.bsky.social @jezmund.bsky.social
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The food truck tn at the bar next to our smoke shop @petzy.bsky.social
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sylv, lately
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