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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

If Obama is the one that finally brings him down, I will never frown again.

Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Watching Ralph Fiennes lose his ever-loving mind while Iron Maiden plays might be the best film scene since the history of music scene in “Sinners”.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Watching Ralph Fiennes lose his ever-loving mind while Iron Maiden plays might be the best film scene since the history of music scene in “Sinners”.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Make no mistake, every one of these fuckers would look at a rape victim and tell them, “You shouldn’t have worn a crop top”.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Everything is loud and ugly right now. Take two hours and watch “Train Dreams” on Netflix. It will help calm your soul.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I know a lot of people are really excited for more sunlight, but look around - who really needs to see more of this shit?

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Subplot of the new Avatar: giant blue cat gives other giant blue cat space cocaine, then they fuck.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

The only acceptable death of Rob Reiner is spontaneous combustion. Like a solid drummer, he deserved to exit like the Viking he was.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

If you’re an actor, you know active listening on stage is absolutely essential. Go watch the guy from Blues Clues - every video is a masterclass.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

It’s easy to let the world break you down, but I recommend everyone go be Santa for a few hours in your community. I’ve been an actor for 40 years, and today I played Santa for the first time in our Colorado town. It was some of the most fun I’ve had performing. The kids made me laugh all day long.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

When you talk about great movies set in the snow, “Fargo” is probably the GOAT. But don’t overlook Liam Neeson in “The Gray”.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Asked Starla at breakfast today just what she sees in Great Uncle Earl. “He’s kind, he’s funny, he’s thoughtful. But mainly the bonin’ and the groanin’”. I think he might have met his soul mate.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

If you’re a program director for a radio station that plays Christmas music and you don’t play “Christmas in Hollis” by Run DMC, what are even doing? Just wasting our time is what.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Woke up to find Great Uncle Earl sitting on the porch with his new wife, Starla. He said he’s been basting his yams for three days, but he wasn’t carrying any produce. The day has taken a turn.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I saw a post trying to figure out which Muppets would be on the Epstein list. Kermit was an obvious no, Statler & Waldorf were both yes. Agreed with that, but they said Gonzo was a no. Gonzo gets freaky with chickens, and you know Epstein had to have a poultry room. Gonzo was on the island.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

“Sisu: Road to Revenge” is what would happen if the Road Runner finally said to the Coyote, “Okay, mf-er, I just bought out the Acme warehouse, and I’m hunting you”. Total blast.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Re: gas and food prices. Are you really listening to a man who has never bought food for himself and has only driven a golf cart for the last 50 years?

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Confession time: I was skeptical about “Black Phone 2”. I thought the first was a perfect little one-and-done thriller that went exactly far enough. I saw 2 today, and I was wrong. @crobertcargill.bsky.social & Scott Derrickson - I apologize and will not let it happen again. Just fantastic.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Watched “Night Moves” (1975) for the first time, and boy, stating the obvious, Gene Hackman one hell of an actor.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Okay…”One Battle…”. I really really liked it, but I’m not sure it’s the masterpiece that people are saying. It’s definitely relevant, but the tone is all over the place. PTA is one of our great directors, and there’s definitely some top tier scenes in this, but I think I’m missing something.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Just a reminder: the US Border Patrol is in Chicago, a city 1,471 miles from the US-Mexico border.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Pete Hesgeth is the human equivalent of “This could have been an email”.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Just a reminder, the orange fuhrer just told the military that those that don’t agree with him are the “enemy within” and should be treated as such.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

They way Trump is going after Tylenol, they must have the Epstein Files in time-release gel cap form.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

General rule of thumb: if someone is demanding you to agree to a “pledge”, they are not looking out for you.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Finally saw “The Long Walk” stunning in every way. Hoffman and especially Jonsson are unbelievably good. This is a fine addition to the best films by our Constant Writer, @stephenking.bsky.social. One of the best of the year.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Seriously, the first media company that has the stones to stand up to these knobs and say, “Screw you, we’re not changing a goddamned thing. See you in court” would have my loyal viewership for life.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I’ve been saying this for years: once they get rid of the gays, blacks, Mexicans, liberals, etc., who’s left? Those who make less than 2 million a year. You may be higher up on the food chain than me, but you’re still on the menu.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Watching the orange buffoon in England and all I can think is he’s the guy who shows up at the party, clogs up the toilet and clearly didn’t use any TP.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I’ve discovered with my current facial hair and hair length, as long as I’m wearing a baseball hat, it’s not bad. However the moment I take the hat off, you can’t help thinking, “Well there’s a fella who’s found himself on a watch list a few times”.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I once had a massage in which it felt like she managed to rub UNDER my kneecaps, and honestly, I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Had to shave my beard down for SHARK to just a ‘stache and 70’s sideburns. I currently look like either a truck driver or a carny. Either way, I resemble a guy who has definitely taken someone across state lines.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

So after today’s little display, we’re all just going to start referring to Trump’s book as “The Art of the Kneel”, right?

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I don’t know that I’ve ever been as happy as the guy in the back of comic books pushing the X-ray specs. That’s a fella who just looks like he’s got the world by a string and loving life. #jealouslifegoals

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Glad the National Guard was deployed to DC. Just the other day there was a convicted criminal and paedo walking around the roof of the White House.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Just looking at him, you can tell if you were to put your hand on Trump’s back, you could feel the sweat coming through that cheap suit jacket. It would be like touching a dolphin filled with hate and Ding-Dongs.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

One of the first albums I bought was “52nd Street” when I was 10. I have spent the last 46 years just assuming Billy Joel was Italian.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Quint and the Missus get a date night to see Beck.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I truly hope that for the next ten months Fallon & Kimmel’s shows are them just watching Colbert with their audiences.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature? Metropolis (1927) and “Blade Runner (1982).

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Yes, the world is an absolute shitshow right now, but we did get a new Lord Huron album on Friday. That counts for something.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Saw “Jurassic Rebirth” and it’s fine, but has everyone else noticed how bad background green screens are looking these days? It’s been an issue for awhile, but it seems to be getting worse. What gives?

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I think it’s pretty clear we can never use the phrase “That’s not who we are”, because that’s clearly who we are.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Hey, if anyone knows Lisa Murkowski, please give her a hearty, “Go screw yourself” for me.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

He also took away your tomorrows.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Is 56 too old to start wearing a toupee? Because if not, I’m going to get one for every day of the week like some of the ladies I know.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Anytime I see a cat, I think, “Look at that smug asshole”. I mean, not Supreme Court level asshole, but an asshole nonetheless.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

As someone who lives at the base of Cheyenne Mountain (aka NORAD), might as well slip these bad boys on and wait for the inevitable.

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Steve Emily @steveemily.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

One of the great joys of “Exorcist III” is watching George C Scott absolutely lose his shit on people for no real reason, then to see the one person he’s actually pleasant to talk to him like he’s a used condom.

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