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@steved24.bsky.social
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it true Zinedine Zidane came 2nd to his assistant in a Zinedine Zidane lookalike contest? 🤔
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today is Gobstopper Day. Why is nobody talking about it?
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
2 more down...Beinn a' Chochuill & Beinn Eunaich. Knew I would be able to see Loch Awe but didn't know it would be where my mum and dad's ashes were scattered. She would love the sheep photo bombing 😊❤️
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thought I was going to get dragged to a party celebrating Telephone Tuesday tonight but I'm off the hook
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ME: So what do you do for work? DATE: My family sell our own honey ME: And hows beesness lol HER: I need to see other people
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Are You A Carrot? With fun flaps and a mirror......I'm sure I saw the film version of this on VHS in the late 80s 🤭
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When a song comes on and gives you that tingle down your spine 🎶❤️
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just the 3 more munros today😫!! Pity there were no views from the tops of Meall Greigh, Meall Garbh and An Stùc🤷‍♂️.... with Graham McInally and our guide, Lola 🐕⛰️💙
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can't be expecting much of a crowd...🤔🙂
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Another one off the list. One of the best yet with incredible views in all directions. Could even see Jura & Mull!! A mixture of cycling and hiking too ⛰️🚴‍♀️😊💙
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm having a MASSIVE party to celebrate National Align Your Teeth Day. If you're invited, brace yourself......
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I've set up a Pretenders tribute band....we do Milli Vanilli covers
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyone help me out with the meaning of the phrase "a piece of cake"? My mate's being a dick and just keeps saying it's easy, but I don't have a clue....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
National Underwear Day has been pants.
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today is National Grab Some Nuts Day. I don't recommend celebrating at work....you'll get the sack.
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Spent the afternoon enjoying 20's father's day present. Zip sliding course at Killiecrankie....11 slides, including 2 massive ones over the river, in the middle of some spectacular scenery. Highly recommend it. Thanks for a fantastic afternoon @highlandfling.bsky.social 😊👌
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Never heard of it before but today is apparently National Talk In An Elevator Day. I bet these conversations are pretty uplifting…
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Awareness of National Waterpark Day is on the slide...
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Apparently it's not a cannibal in the cell next to Andrew Tate. He's just too thick to know what a humanitarian is 🤷‍♂️
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today is National Day of The Cowboy Day. Lovely chaps…
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The sheep whisperer 🐑🤫🙂
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
2 more done and now 30 in the bag.....just 252 more to go 🤣 Beinn Tulaichean and Cruach Àrdrain...the only 2 hills in Scotland with no sunshine today 🙄🌞💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So, it's National Hammock Day! To celebrate, I've been invited to a swinger's party. Never been to one before. What's the etiquette? Do I need to take my own hammock?
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Didn't think I'd seen Jermaine Jenas in a while.....turns out he's the singer in Latin duo on a cruise ship now 🚢🙂
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Another 2 off the list. Meall Buidh & Stuchd an Lochain. Scottish summer spoiled the views a wee bit 🤷‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Some of the decisions at the WC have been ridiculous when you consider the amount of 💰 spent on officials & VAR. Balogan! Messi should've missed at least 1 game. Bellingham should've seen 🟥 against Congo for his cynical last minute foul at the edge of the box. Get them right & it's different QFs..
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I've just read that, in a recent poll, 12% of Americans believe that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife. That explains a lot.....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If a Dr dates a patient, is that pulling a sicky?
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Lee Dixon commentating tonight.....or as I like to call it, Belgian waffle....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Celebrating International Asteroid Day with a Greggs oval bite.....you can't say I don't live a rock n roll lifestyle....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just attended my last ever Flashers Anonymous meeting.....I'm over the moon.....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Scotland out 😢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 On the plus side, it means I've now got 31 teams left to support 😜
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Watching an old video from a DeBarge concert and the drummer's wearing a suit of armour......think it's The Rhythm Of The Knight.....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What do I know about donkeys? Hee haw.....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I once fought it out with Jarvis Cocker to be the lead singer of a band and he beat me to a pulp....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My OCD has kicked. I've parked my car up & won't be moving it again 🙂
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What idiot called it dogging and not Park and Ride?
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Netflix's new detective duo sound a bit shit....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
One more munro off the list. Meall Ghaordaidh done today....summer in Scotland, you say 🌧😱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not often I can say I've got stile 😊
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Canada would've cruised that game if they'd used a puck instead.....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Fifa president Gianni Infantino has said denied entry of Somali referee Omar Artan is "unfortunate" but added "sometimes it's good to chill & relax" I think all the tournament referees should follow that advice & take the next 6 weeks off on holiday. Lets see how he feels it about it then.
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ben Oss and Beinn Dubhchraig done, so that's 2 more ticked off the list ⛰️⛰️😊 Talk about 4 seasons in one day 🌧🌞🌨💨🙄🤣
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
These days I'm more confused than when Yazz's record company bought her that penthouse apartment....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Watching 2019s play fun 4s. A kid has just accidentally kicked another kid, who is now lying on the pitch crying. The boy went over to check if he was ok.....his coach has just told him to forget about that & get on with the game. The coach has also forgotten about the crying kid too. Arsehole.
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If a guy with red hair works in a bakery does that make him a ginger bread man?
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Beginning to doubt my parenting skills......just walked in on 17 cutting a pizza with scissors 🤷‍♂️
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Spice Girls had Mel B & Mel C but Mel A never made the final cut because she was too much of a riot.....
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Today is Buy A Musical Instrument Day. I bought a double bass because the violin was a bit fiddly.
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Steven @steved24.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Today is Chardonnay Day. I'm so excited, I've got a sémillon...
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