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Aunty Patsy

@stevebower.bsky.social
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Steve's World of Bollocks. 'Exclusive readership' (unpopular). All opinions my own. Or off of the telly. Or approval-seeking from seemingly more attractive ppl.

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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 11h
I'm lacjokes intolerant
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 12h
"Well Bartholemew, what do you think of the new jimjams?" "ooooooooh"
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 12h
Gonna hold you to that
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 12h
It is the best of times, it was the worst of books.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 23h
"Guardian in major news bellendery shock" 🙄
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 23h
Say you failed at zoology, without saying you failed at zoology
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BBC Ghost Stories for Christmas: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Ghost... . 'Lost Hearts' and 'The Stone Tape' still give me the creeps, but I am just 67
en.wikipedia.org
A Ghost Story for Christmas - Wikipedia
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that St John, of the StJohn-Cholmomdeley-Featherstonehaughs?
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's what his victims would have wanted
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was the rhyme at the time: Oh the Grand Old Duke of York He borrowed 12 million quid He gave it to someone he'd never met For something he never did
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They used to call it 'phone phreaking'
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this on the list? : youtu.be/52W1665yI1Y?...
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Vicky Leandros - Après Toi | Luxembourg 🇱🇺 | Winner of Eurovision 1972
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same worldweariness next week then? #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You wouldn't know, it's so impenetrable #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had they given up at this point? 5 mins on the songwriting, even less on the video #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has he come as Val Doonican? #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right. Enough bloody SAW royalties #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, Whitney. 😢 #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Banger! #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Simon Cowell probably had a hand in this #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a particular sensation I'll never get used to
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who was Mr Potatohead at the end? #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know you're old when the Police look really young #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*crunching gears* #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"DAAD!" #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eric Stewart produced
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not the Isaac Hayes I was hoping for #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not many groups named after a laundry service these days #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeast you could do
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I pitta you
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta hand it to her to own her misteps.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely police should have taken his passport?
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In fairness, Trump would claim credit for my morning shit, if it would boost his fragile ego.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In fairness, in this photo you look closer to Manchester UK than your current tour schedule would imply. I'm waiting, but I have to tell you I may start seeing other comedians too.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✌️special potatoes ✌️
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👆
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You'll do me, and I'm straight as a stick.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's going well. 90% of the time I'm in workwear - I look like I should be in the Village People
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gotta love an older dude. 🙋
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🙋 👴🏻
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Artistic note: They're no longer called 'Extras' - it's 'Surplus'
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Say you're a Brit, without saying you're a Brit 🫡 🇬🇧
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made a Bakewell Tart! Absolutely delicious! Find something to bring you joy today 🤗 x
Delicious homemade bakewell tart
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Green Wing was insane! Love Vicky Pile's writing!
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'I Can't Believe it's Not Cold Potatoes'
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like Stuart missed the Working at Heights session #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Early night then?
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No don't smile love #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, those heady, pre-teleprompter days #totp
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm Still Waiting was great. That's it #totp
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