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Aunty Patsy

@stevebower.bsky.social
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Steve's World of Bollocks. 'Exclusive readership' (unpopular). All opinions my own. Or off of the telly. Or approval-seeking from seemingly more attractive ppl.

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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
PSA:
Hot pic of Kathleen Turner, looking reallllly hot. Did I mention she was hot? If I overlooked it, note, she was HOT!
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made a Bakewell Tart! Absolutely delicious! Find something to bring you joy today 🤗 x
Delicious homemade bakewell tart
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm sitting this one out #totp
Bloke in tatty jeans lounging around
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's more niche than you expected
Google making shit up
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There's loads of reasonably priced evs, but (maybe I'm not looking hard) qqI've not seen a cheap true estate. I've an suv, but even so it struggles to hold everything. An ev van would be great, but you can't take to tip, & easy to steal. Plus anything leased I'll get hammered for inevitable damage.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My Onlyflans account
Gorgeous raspberry tart. It was delicious
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Or take up a pipe. Obvs not great, but less nicotine than actual inhaling, and a huge faff, so 100% on the ritual. Plus, you look like Cary Grant.
Cary Grant in 3-piece suit smoking a pipe. Looks like God if he were a 50-year old American, though Cary was actually a Brit born in Bristol. Who knew!?
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cakes here
Stupendous raspberry tart.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#totp
Hideous pedo Jimmy Savile
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Just relax. Aaaaand...
Fuck off huge old-skool camera
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Do the song! Do the song!
Numa Numa song guy from YouTube
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Guy holding pizza offer arrow sign
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mmm. Snagged mine just at the beginning of last hot spell. Need something downstairs now
Fancy-ass fan in bedroom
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Black & white shot of Emo Philips. He's in colour irl
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Washing liquid dispensers interlocked
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tufty Club badge
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*later that day*
Hokusai: the Great Wave that swept the world picture
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dead Mans Shoes film still showing murderer in a 2CV
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It's a book puff. Cue tears "if I did do anything wrong, it was being too trusting, as I explain in chapter 4"
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mum's 85th birthday, 2014
Cake with sunflower decoration
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Think he's more to worry about. Lady Gaga even released a track about it, but misquoted as a happens.
Lady Gaga in black
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
See, no eyebrows. I don't make the rules.
Mr Potatohead, no eyebrows.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cast of BBC Hyperdrive
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Too late
Hideous nonce Gary Glitter in his 'prime' years
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Jesus
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Still from The Invisible Man
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner TV series
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I prayed to the god of Google
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
*deletes entire Internet history 😬 *
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
That would put me off my breakfast
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Andy Pandy. The UK wasnt in colour till the later 1960s.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
They could at least have got him smiling?
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Robert Lindsay as Citzen Smith. Probably less 'luvvie' than he is now.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
His dentist: "lookin' gooood!"
Calanais Standing Stones, Isle of Lewis
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
3 fingers
3 fingers playing something vaguely guitar-shaped
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
"Because the greatest, love of all..."
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Live scenes:
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'll distract them!
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Channelling Kenneth Williams.
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
It gave me a paint recommendation for the lounge
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Handmade go-cart
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Snarling pig on wheels toy
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Aunty Patsy @stevebower.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Inception movie poster
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