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Sterling McGarvey

@sterlingmcgarvey.com
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Head of Consulting at Hit Detection LLC. Disciple of the Alonzo Mourning GIF. I like fresh cranberries, Tajín on fruit, sports, Pizza Margherita, & music made w/ drum machines. Light-skinneded. The Bay will always be Home.

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 4h
PK!!!!! #BAONPDX
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 4h
No matter how messy I am about sports, never let me be actively scrolling r/NWSL in the middle of the SG thru the entire first half
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 02/10/2026
I realize that all day, people have been talking about the Pope criticizing AI art. I want to posit that maybe he's also just sick of the same slop flyers all over Rome that the rest of us are seeing where we live, but his platform is global. (It was pervasive on my trip last month.)
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 02/10/2026
I don't think critics in spring 1998 understood that they were watching a Hong Kong heroic bloodshed comedy *that happened to* star Marky Mark. I'm certainly not sure my college roommates did either, but I got the message.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 02/10/2026
This team's baseline identity is "The T-800 being crushed by the T-1000 in the steel mill."
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 02/10/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
i have been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
We all win with this move.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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Channel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
✨WEEK 5 / THING 3✨ We found a professional Minecraft YouTuber to review Mike Tomlin's vast block empire: channel-6.ghost.io/is-mike-toml...
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IS MIKE TOMLIN GOOD AT MINECRAFT?
We asked an expert.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 02/10/2026
I had a feeling that the buildup to Tomlin and Minecraft was gonna be interesting, but I may have underestimated the degree to which it was gonna blow up.
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Hit Detection @hitdetection.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jacob Geller previously worked with Hit Detection on a freelance basis and is no longer working with us. Our thoughts are with survivors of sexual assault. We have no further comment at this time.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 01/10/2026
I was Last Week Years Old when I found out she was Prince’s inspiration for writing “I Wanna Be Your Lover.”
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You guys, we are two weeks away from the return of The Lowdown, just an incredible, delightful television program. I wrote earlier this year about why you should sample it if you haven't already:
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The Lowdown, the best show you're not watching, is coming back for Season Two
FX has officially renewed the Ethan Hawke-led comic mystery series
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 30/09/2026
Realizing as I went to test out the Disc to Digital program on my Series X that the only Xbox One disc I still have is Titanfall… which is delisted. Everything else has been digital since 2016, when I got my Xbox One.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 30/09/2026
Julian Hall is the future.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 30/09/2026
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Portishead Dummy Picmix
Alt: Portishead Dummy Picmix
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 30/09/2026
Julian Hall is the future.
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 29/09/2026
i've been saying, one path forward for the mid-budget games industry is just... going and making expansions to popular old games. there's a market here. bring back the era of outsourced expansion packs. i'm so serious.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hockey in September is weird.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fuckup so dumb even NYT homepage/headline writers have no choice but to describe it accurately
As Jack Smith Testifies, a Senator’s Accusation of Perjury Falters

A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Someone on IG found video of Smith in the stands at the Maryland game. This guy is cooked.
Igor Bobic ( @igorbobic
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Eric Schmitt not backing down after that Jack Smith exchange:

"I asked him if he was in Atlanta. He said he was not in Atlanta. Jack Smith has lied before. He tried to jail the president of the United States. I have no sympathy for Jack Smith. He's a total dirtbag"
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
It's like watching the interrogation scene from Menace II Society, except Bill Duke is talking to a mirror.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
I saw Maniac Cop way too young and had nightmares for like six months. It’s glorious cheese and it’s a wild cast. Ash? Shaft?
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
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Man Praying For You
Alt: Titus Praying For You
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
The orginal Happy Schnapps singers are rolling in their graves this season.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
I just put on “Another Star” as I wind down for the evening and it is truly absolutely perfect. Few things are as blissful in life as hearing it on a dance floor, locking eyes with other people singing it word for word and exalting in the shared joy of the moment.
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Albumism @albumism.com · 29/09/2026
Earth, Wind & Fire released their seventh studio album ‘Spirit’ 50 years ago on September 28, 1976 | Listen to the album here: album.ink/EWFSpirit
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Celebrating 50 Years of Earth, Wind & Fire’s ‘Spirit’ (1976)
Earth, Wind & Fire’s seventh studio album ‘Spirit’ was originally released on September 28, 1976.
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Albumism @albumism.com · 29/09/2026
Souls of Mischief released their debut album ‘93 ‘til Infinity’ 33 years ago on September 28, 1993 album.ink/SOM93til
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
I got a good reminder tonight to reach out to the elders in your life, and for once, it’s not because someone passed. Passing that on to whoever needs to hear it.
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Star @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
Screenshot of an ESPN halftime segment with Jason Kelce wearing a flat cap and a beige-patterned overcoat with a black tie and white undershirt. Chiron below reads "Jalen Hurts (PHI): Rush TD at end of half, ball was snapped with 1 second left"
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
Really feels like Caleb’s hammy is the only reason this team isn’t 3-0 right now. I’m very relieved not to have my team playing the Bears this regular season.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
Wait, Anniversary Tour?!?
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"As" is one of the most beautiful songs ever written & recorded #ThankYouStevie #SongsInTheKeyOfLife50 🗣Just as hate knows love's the cure, you can rest your mind assure, that I'll be loving you always......
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 29/09/2026
I like to think that going to watch parties with the local fan club is the best way to Not Post.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. House is a complete unknown 2. This vote is hopefully some ceremonial Senatorial group hug they can do because they know it won’t pass the House 3. Long term I can’t see any arrangement of the current Supreme Court that wouldn’t see this as a restriction of interstate commerce
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 28/09/2026
RIP and wow. Unbelievable.
In Memoriam from AEW’s official IG account

In Memoriam “PAC” Benjamin Satterley, 1986-2026. 

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 28/09/2026
SPORTS ARE GREAT?
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 27/09/2026
Sports are dumb.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 27/09/2026
I will buy a Kittle bobblehead
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 27/09/2026
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Wwe Wrestlemania
Alt: George Kittle at Wrestlemania
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timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That missed Pineiro XPA looks kinda large right now.
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 27/09/2026
49IRs are back on the menu
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Albumism @albumism.com · 27/09/2026
Ras Kass released his debut album ‘Soul on Ice’ (1996) 30 years ago this week | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @jesseducker.bsky.social here: album.ink/RasKassSOI
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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Evergreen.
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