stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Badenoch is, to be blunt, not very clever. If she’s the great hope for the tories, then it’s possible that the supposedly most successful political party in history may have had its day. 020
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anything written by Hodges would have to be extensively proofread, rigorously edited, and probably largely rewritten by a ghostwriter to rise to the heady heights of mere “bollocks”. 080
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If Blair is genuinely interested in a UK return to the EU, then his best course of action is to keep if to himself. He’s now toxic to both sides of the political spectrum and his support is hardly a positive endorsement. 021
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Were you enjoying the pie until you found the beak? 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It seems to me that people who have left the country specifically to avoid contributing to the country probably ought to keep their opinions on the state of the country up their arse where they got them from. 030
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok, what about people who own a tortoise? 001
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The attitude in some circles of the uk also seems to be that it’s entirely acceptable to shoot yourself in the foot if your second bullet takes out a slightly brown person. This is extremely depressing. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026For someone whose name is literally Cleverly, he kind of isn’t. 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It’s different, certainly, but different isn’t always better. Sometimes I want a hotdog, sometimes I want a glorious meaty sausage bap. Both have their place, and both are enjoyable experiences. 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Out of all the notable eighty year olds, those two? Really? Do better. 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Because Dolly Parton was not a grubby wanker 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026For most west-midlanders that’s the standard pronunciation. Where do you think the Americans got it from? 020
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I suppose it’s hard to wipe with his head stuffed up there 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026He just typed “sit down, bitch” but with the best words. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The fact that she was completely awful doesn’t make the circumstances of her passing any less so. 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026At the risk of sounding curmudgeonly, is there any way to stop my feed being swamped by pictures of people’s dead pets? I’m very sorry for your losses and all, but I’m frankly depressed enough without having to read the words “rainbow bridge” 40,000 times a week. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026How does this dickhead think his ancestors became citizens? Van Swol doesn’t sound like a name used by any Native American peoples. 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m sorry, but who actually buys this shit? It’s pitiful, valueless turd and yet beefwitted arseholes are lining up with their damn debit cards. Absolutely baffling. 100
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026But how dare the bastard wear a watch? Clearly he should dress in only sackcloth and ashes. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I’m not sure that even counts as a conspiracy theory: Belgium is either two countries or a messy agglomeration of not-quite-Dutch and not-quite-French folks, who’d probably both be happier on a different team. 000
Reposted by @stercus-uk.bsky.socialDuncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This intersection between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I find hard to put words on. 3321
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Looks like she committed at least two assaults on her way out. 1283
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It’s like they’ve never met a teenager. Those kids will just move over to other, more difficult to police platforms. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I’m sorry, but you’re talking absolute nonsense 100
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Three months and you only managed sixty complaints? That’s not even one every day! work harder! 100
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My take on it is that social media exists, and trying to stop it won’t work: we need to show kids how to deal with it in a way our generation didn’t know: it was so new that nobody my age navigated it sensibly and now we’re stuck in a shitshow where musk is king. 121
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I’ll be honest here: I’d rather my thirteen year old was able to engage with these platforms under parental care and learn how they work now than to be dumped into them entirely unprepared at sixteen. Any ban will just push kids into even worse parts of the web. 020
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Apart from anything else, we’re not short of high skill workers: we’re short of low skill workers whose children will take advantage of opportunities here to become high skill workers. 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is sense, in a thread full of bollocks. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026That’s possibly the stupidest thing I’ve read today. There are about seventy million French people. The odds one of them can’t absolutely ace a ribeye far better than you are zero. 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I fully support your enthusiasm and will happily congratulate the team on their most excellent victory, but you can’t really claim to be world champions having won a national league. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It’s quite something to make white slacks and a tie-dye orange jacket look like the very definition of cool. Kudos to these gentlemen. 0120
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I think you should be commended for this. People should be treated like adults and given agency. 120
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It’s the same people who insist on spelling the band Metallica with a capital A at the end: Absolute dickwipes, the lot of them. 000
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Slightly annoyed that in yesterdays local council by-election the answer is apparently more tories. At least reform didn’t get in. 030
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The tutting would be more use if replaced by an email to head office 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I have never understood why people will willingly pay what they know is a rip-off price and then bitch about being ripped off. If they stopped paying the stupid prices, there’d be no demand for them in the first place. 051
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It happened because it’s a fundamentally awful design with no regard for passenger or pedestrian safety, because it’s far too large for most urban areas and because you’d get better build quality if it was riveted together by drunk baboons. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Weird how in almost all civilised countries, the safety regs prohibit the cybertruck. 120
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Soccer is not a game of the working class and hasn’t been for decades. It’s a multibillion business paid for by the working class. 110
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’m more concerned that the most well-known burger chain worldwide consistently produces burger patties that would have more flavour if they were made of minced styrofoam. Honestly, take the beef out of most of their products and literally nobody would notice. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Who cares? Surely he has better things to do? If football fans can look at the prices of those tickets and think “yes I’ll buy those” then they deserve everything they get. 090
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Get yourself a Greek or Turkish cookbook and your personal demand for lamb will outstrip beef very swiftly. 010
stercus-uk.bsky.social @stercus-uk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Maybe they withheld it because she raised such an awful son? 000
