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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 4h
May we all be as happy as Archie aka Fartsley McMaloliente when he's in his river.
A large back dog smiles at the camera whilst standing on a riverbank.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit. I'd never noticed how much that slimy bastard looks just like Donald when he was younger. That's creepy.
A tacky looking couple from the 80s looks at the camera. The couple is a blonde lady and a man with brown hair. They are very odd yet plain looking but are wearing formal wear to distract from their uggoness. Neither of them are wearing flattering outfits and the guy is also a pedo.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The dog is in Princess Eloise's spot. #Caturday
A grey tabby cat looks up at a large black dog sitting on a patio chair. The tabby cat cannot believe the dog's insolence.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing compared to sexy, sexy Trudeau though.
An aging pedophile takes advantage of a polite young Prime Minister on film whilst Donald Trump angrily walks by.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's ok, y'all. Peepaw Tom just saw Spaceballs for the first time and got a little confused.
A scene from the movie Spaceballs with the characters Barf, Dot Matrix, Princess Vespa, and Lone Starr flying in their Winnebago ship named Eagle 5. The character Barf is half man, half dog.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Miss Minnie Moo is solar charging this morning. #Caturday #renewables #cleanenergy #beautifulprincess
A calico cat sits on a table in the sunshine. She is the most beautiful cat in the entire universe.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Since Rogan's trending, here's a fun memory of him being a paragon of leftist ideals and an innocent wee lamb who stays far away from evil creatures. /s in case Joey reads this.
Joe Rogan is pictured snuggling Donald Trump at a UFC (?) event. He is ecstatic to see his longtime friend and fellow grifter. 

A block box with white lettering says "Joe Rogan warmly embraces Trump. 'I'm so happy for you, sir! ' -NEW YORK POST"
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He sure did!
Joe Rogan looks super duper jazzed to be in Donald Trump's splash zone. He is visibly inhaling Donald's smell. He is flanked by RFK Jr and a bearded man I don't recognise but he looks annoying and creepy. Beard guy is holding Donald's hand for some reason.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
First batch of catnip has been harvested and dried and Miss Eloise the Great has no strain tolerance. #Caturday #beautifulprincessbabies #catswhoarecool
A grey tabby cat leans against a white flower pot in a dazed catnip stupor. The cat is very cute.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labour Day from the True North! Strong, sovereign, and free.
A fluffy black dog trots happily down a wooded trail on an autumn day.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm growing catnip and I can assure you that my cats are fiends lol. Here's my daughter who I found in a catnip induced stupor.
A calico cat zones out whilst laying on a catnip sprig.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy Labour Day weekend! Eloise the Beautiful says bonjour and to close unethical tax loopholes for the hyper wealthy. #Caturday #taxtherich #coolkitties
A grey tabby cat sits on a deck railing and looks pleadingly at the camera. The cat is the prettiest kitty in the entire universe and she knows it.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
❤️ Caregiver burnout is real. Take care of yourself. Archie sends hugs from Canada.
A fluffy black dog lies in the grass under a tree.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The kindest lady just passed away. Rest in peace, Miss Dolly. We miss you already.
A pink cowgirl hat and beige boots are framed by flowers in jars and a planter.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Soup N*azi meme from Seinfeld tv show with the word 'soup' replaced with the words 'maple syrup'.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trudeau got a smooch without having to pay for it and Donald's been fuming ever since.
An awkward but earnest Prime Minister plays nice with an older Russian asset whilst a short, fat, balding pedophile walks by, presumably farting.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Despite being completely blind, Queen Minnie Moo's camouflage game remains impeccable. #Caturday #camo #catswhoareperfect
A calico cat relaxes under a blanket with her likeliness printed upon it.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If one looks closely, they may catch a glimpse of the fiercest apex predator in North America, Princess Baby Eloise. She stalks the flower beds, ensuring the forest grass remains chomped upon. #Caturday #hunting #coolbutdignifiedcats
A grey tabby sits in a bed of alyssum. The cat hides behind several blades of Japanese forest grass. The cat is bad at hiding but very beautiful so it doesn't matter.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy International Cat Day!! Miss Minnie Moo and Eloise send their regards and graciously accept all congratulations.
A beautiful and sweet calico cat rests gracefully upon an outdoor table. Eloise helpfully shows why there is a patch in the alyssum.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Eloise has been stricken with an extreme case of being baby this morning. #Caturday #perfectprincesses
A grey tabby cat lays on her back, enjoying sunshine on a deck. A turquoise flamingo decoration is in the background.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Oh my gosh, have you heard about this? We can't risk it. Better tax the rich, just in case!
A beautiful and healthy Goldenrod Crab Spider (misumena vatia) perches jauntily at the entrance of a fuschia petunia. The sun peers through the flowers and back lights the words, "Tax the wealthy equitably or spiders will crawl into your ears and whisper mean things to you." The lettering is blue.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Eloise is absolutely fascinated by wasps. The mud dauber was gently moved after this picture was snapped. No beautiful kitties or lovely wasps were injured. #Caturday
A grey tabby cat sits beside a flower planter on a deck watching a mud dauber (likely sceliphron caementarium) perched upon a grey slipper.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The movie 'bro' grossed $39.7 billion internationally and $21 billion domestically in its March 4-7 2026 opening weekend.
A fake movie poster featuring a bearded dragon and a gecko titled, "bro." The title lettering is fuschia. White lettering says, "a Spike Lee joint march 2026" in the upper right corner.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There's also this. I think Yam Tits' feelings are still hurt lol.
Justin Trudeau narrowly avoids being kissed by a strange lady in a red dress. A short, overweight man with a bad hairpiece, wearing a navy suit and striped tie, looks cucked about it.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Archie keeping an eye on all of his babies in their nest lol.
A large, fluffy black dog lies beside a stuffed pig, lamb, iguana/chameleon, and chew toys. The toys are the dog's precious babies.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So true. Our dog instantly became a support animal for our already deaf cat when she went blind. They wanted little to do with each other before that, and now they're pretty inseparable.
A calico cat and large black dog hold paws whilst they doze.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Plant pollinator gardens and tax the rich. #butterfly #bloomsky #taxtherich #resist #coolmemes #lpt #fossilfuels
A beautiful and treasured Monarch butterfly sips nectar from a floss flower. Bold red lettering along the top of the picture reads, "Tax the rich,  you cowards." The same lettering along the bottom reads, "And use renewables for crying out loud. Enough is enough."
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Minnie Moo and her emotional support catnip mouse are having a lazy day. #Caturday #beautifulprincesseswhoareperfect
A beautiful and perfect calico cat and a small, stuffed mouse are curled up in a round woven basket.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Birthday to the greatest Treaty Nation in the world! We are the True North. Strong, Sovereign, and Free. #CanadaDay #Canada #goosememes #taxtherich
A family group of Canada geese patrols the magnificent Canadian landscape with the words, "We stand on guard for thee" written in red capital letters.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
People need to mind their own damn business and get lives. I bet NYT won't publish a series of articles about how being straight is controversial and something that's hard to deal with, the cowards. Happy Pride season from Canada!
A large, fluffy black dog, who is a staunch and beautiful ally, is wearing a rainbow scarf and lying on grass, looking stoically off to the side.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The following meme used to be satire. Now it's official, Supreme Court backed immigration guidance. This is really fucked up.
A cartoon picturing a chubby white man wearing glasses and a red hat with a skin tone chart showing that lighter colours are ok and darker colours are not. This cartoon is about institutionalized racism.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Same as Archie. His nickname is Señor Maloliente because he loves rolling in smelly stuff almost as much as he loves cheese.
A black dog smiles at the camera.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Canadian weather service is also confirming bad weather in DC at exactly the funniest time possible.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Mark, my dog Archie, really wants you to tax the rich. He said the nation-building would be legendary. My good boy has a good point. Just think about it.
A fluffy black dog happily sits beside a forest path. The words "ETHICAL AND EQUITABLE WEALTH TAXATION IS THE ONLY MORAL WAY TO FUND SOCIETY" in red capital letters.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Minnie approves of the new catnip. #Caturday #flowers #catnip
A calico cat enthusiastically chomps on some catnip in a blue plastic pot.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate, and Happy Sunday to everyone else! As a mom, my Mother's Day wish is that unethical tax loopholes for the hyper wealthy and corporations are closed. Hug a mom and tax the rich! #mothersday #protest #spider #coolmemes
A very beautiful and smart male Tan Jumping Spider (platycryptus undatas) named Arran perches on a white sheer curtain. The words "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY" and "TAX THE RICH" are written in pink letters along the top and bottom of the graphic.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I also have an Archie who adores his Mailguy lol. He says hello to your Archie!
A fluffy black dog smiles at the camera.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Registered chaos agent Miss Minnie Moo was caught digging up the sedum. She remains unrepentant. #Caturday
A beautiful but guilty looking calico cat sits in a barren flowerbed beside a wooden fence.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I see it. Same vibes.
Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants. A creepy old man who used to be a lawyer.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Miss Minnie Moo has a new basket! #Caturday
A calico cat sleeps in a round basket.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Here is a beautiful lady I found in my greenhouse.
Cross orb weaver crawling along a black shelf.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Nap Queen Minnie #Caturday
A calico cat sleeps on a bench in front of a dining room table.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I need to do the laundry, but it is illegal for me to wake this beautiful, sleeping baby. #Caturday
A grey tabby cat sleeps on top of laundry.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Entrepreneur Minnie is doing big business. #caturday #30under30 #grindset
A calico cat sits in front of a notepad, a pair of glasses, and a pen, plotting the demise of her rivals.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Our sweet cat is blind, too, so hand signals wouldn't work. We've learnt to enjoy her talking away lol. Minnie says hi to your kitty!
A calico cat sits at a table in front of a notepad, a pair of glasses, and a blue pen.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#caturday
A grey and orange tabby cat lies between potted plants and watches a large, black dog through a patio door.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Too cute! My dog used to do the same thing when he could still fit.
A black, fluffy puppy lies underneath a coffee table.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
❤️ I'm so, so sorry for your loss. My girl Minnie sends hugs.
A calico cat sleeps on her side.
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Crimes against children, crimes against humanity, and financial crimes going back decades. Now, he intends to fire up the meat grinder because he wants to play soldier after generations of draft dodging. No war but class war. #Epstein #Iran
An adorable subadult male running crab spider is pictured against a light grey background with a pink thought bubble saying, "pedophiles should be in prison, not presidents" with black typing on the bottom of the image saying, "spiders get it. impeach. arrest. prosecute. no war but class war."
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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Meanwhile, Donald is scared of birds. They can smell his evil.
A predator shrinks away from a bald eagle in pathetic fear.
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